This forum is really going downhill

[jerseyart]

Every other thread is about how to iron pants, or how to best clean drapes.

Some fat guy in a silly red t shirt is taking over the whole place. He even has other people posting under his handle to completely inundate the board and make it a personal tribute to him and his house cleaning chores.

Someone ban this guy, or at minimum keep his cawk and Suzie homemaker threads on the anabolic or exercise boards cause I rarely go there

 

[Gambino]

Check this quote from GS's how to get laid book:

You, my dearest, are the unruly tectonic plate that caused the tsunami that spat me out of the ocean of my placid existence on that dark stormy night. Thank providence that your heaving bosom was there to cushion my fall. Filled with passion, I tore open your bodice to expose your milky white abundance. Our lips met as the ocean spray licked us like an old man eating a salty pretzel. We coupled, and the ocean and my frothy love residue became one....


pretty fucking funny

 

[Dunk]

who?

 

[*MissFit*]

i would like him to teach me how to walk down the stairs without falling.. im running out of bandaids

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Check this quote from GS's how to get laid book:
You, my dearest, are the unruly tectonic plate that caused the tsunami that spat me out of the ocean of my placid existence on that dark stormy night. Thank providence that your heaving bosom was there to cushion my fall. Filled with passion, I tore open your bodice to expose your milky white abundance. Our lips met as the ocean spray licked us like an old man eating a salty pretzel. We coupled, and the ocean and my frothy love residue became one....


pretty fucking funny

Dooooooode....
Tell me you just made that shit up

 

[jnevin]

Check this quote from GS's how to get laid book:
You, my dearest, are the unruly tectonic plate that caused the tsunami that spat me out of the ocean of my placid existence on that dark stormy night. Thank providence that your heaving bosom was there to cushion my fall. Filled with passion, I tore open your bodice to expose your milky white abundance. Our lips met as the ocean spray licked us like an old man eating a salty pretzel. We coupled, and the ocean and my frothy love residue became one....


pretty fucking funny

WHAT...................... THE.............................. FUCK??????????????????????

 

[Gambino]

Dooooooode....
Tell me you just made that shit up

no dude, fresh off a article about GS by T-mag. There is a thread about it near by...

 

[jerseyart]

Check this quote from GS's how to get laid book:
You, my dearest, are the unruly tectonic plate that caused the tsunami that spat me out of the ocean of my placid existence on that dark stormy night. Thank providence that your heaving bosom was there to cushion my fall. Filled with passion, I tore open your bodice to expose your milky white abundance. Our lips met as the ocean spray licked us like an old man eating a salty pretzel. We coupled, and the ocean and my frothy love residue became one....


pretty fucking funny

Either Chef is GS, or now I know who is writing the pamphlets

 

[Evil_Frisky]

i would like him to teach me how to walk down the stairs without falling.. im running out of bandaids

its called the scoot... sit on the first step and just 'scoot' your way down

and I'm not ever gonna admit I've had to do this

 

[jerseyart]

i would like him to teach me how to walk down the stairs without falling.. im running out of bandaids

Hold the banister

Also

You, my dearest, are the unruly tectonic plate that caused the tsunami that spat me out of the ocean of my placid existence on that dark stormy night. Thank providence that your heaving bosom was there to cushion my fall. Filled with passion, I tore open your bodice to expose your milky white abundance. Our lips met as the ocean spray licked us like an old man eating a salty pretzel. We coupled, and the ocean and my frothy love residue became one....

 

[Gambino]

who?

George Spellwin

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

no dude, fresh off a article about GS by T-mag. There is a thread about it near by...

I ain't buyin' it Who could get laid with that fodder?

 

[Dunk]

George Spellwin

oh man. you bought that?

 

[Devastation]

pubic topiary artist

 

[Gambino]

oh man. you bought that?

fuck no. read the t-mag thread

 

[gonelfiting's gut]

is anyone else hungry?

 

[Devastation]

i just ate

 

[jaded]

is anyone else hungry?

No... I'm not at least.

 

[H_T_]

Check this quote from GS's how to get laid book:

You, my dearest, are the unruly tectonic plate that caused the tsunami that spat me out of the ocean of my placid existence on that dark stormy night. Thank providence that your heaving bosom was there to cushion my fall. Filled with passion, I tore open your bodice to expose your milky white abundance. Our lips met as the ocean spray licked us like an old man eating a salty pretzel. We coupled, and the ocean and my frothy love residue became one....


pretty fucking funny

LMFAO! that is the "Mack-inest" shit i've ever read.

 

[goldenone]

is anyone else hungry?

Nope

 

[BrothaBill]

Check this quote from GS's how to get laid book:

You, my dearest, are the unruly tectonic plate that caused the tsunami that spat me out of the ocean of my placid existence on that dark stormy night. Thank providence that your heaving bosom was there to cushion my fall. Filled with passion, I tore open your bodice to expose your milky white abundance. Our lips met as the ocean spray licked us like an old man eating a salty pretzel. We coupled, and the ocean and my frothy love residue became one....


pretty fucking funny

LOL, at first I thought you cut and paste that one post from the last shots of a tsunami thread. Then I read it, nice work.

 

[Raptorex]

You hijacked my locked thread...? I know you noticed all the K I got...lol

 

[*MissFit*]

Guess ur the real

You hijacked my locked thread...? I know you noticed all the K I got...lol

 

[Raptorex]

CC,

I hope you read what I wrote in that thread...I'm sorry if you interpreted it was you who I thought was the reason for it going downhill...its the rump swappers. I've been off and on here for 4-5 years and the flirt stuff is just becoming painful...you have been good for the forum in many ways...

p.s. your signature is funny, good sense of humor!

 

[jerseyart]

And whats with all the guys in underwear in their avatars?


Fucking attention whores

 

[BrothaBill]

RUH-ROh

 

[Raptorex]

And whats with all the guys in underwear in their avatars?


Fucking attention whores

Better than putting a picture of a guy in a thong in your picture gallery...your funny..ha ha ha...stick to art.

 

[H_T_]

ruh-oh!

 

[jerseyart]

Better than putting a picture of a guy in a thong in your picture gallery...your funny..ha ha ha...stick to art.

???


All Im saying man is stop acting like a bimbo.

It makes it harder for the rest of us guys to be taken seriously.

Also, you suck

 

[*MissFit*]

How do u know he suks.. personal experience

???


All Im saying man is stop acting like a bimbo.

It makes it harder for the rest of us guys to be taken seriously.

Also, you suck

 

[jerseyart]

How do u know he suks.. personal experience

Yes I do, but this isnt about you and me, stay on topic