thinking about ruining a wedding reception

[GoldenDelicious]

bit of history for you bored people (ie all of you lol), i have a cousin who a couple of years ago asked me to find out if her boyfriend was cheating. sure enough, he was, i told her (yes i was dumb. well intentioned...but dumb) and to cut a long story short, he ends up hating me intensely (fair enough, i suppose...or at least, understandable) but the funny thing is that she ends up hating me also (crazy scrag...never underestimate the power of denial)

aaaaaaaaaaanyway, the wedding invitation lands at my place this morning. instead of inviting the whole family, she specifically names all the members of my family except for me

ill admit i was a bit ticked off. if she had just invited the Delicious family, she knew that i wouldnt turn up anyway. why add insult to injury?

now, i happen to know the decorator, and i could, if i was really, really childish, add a little of a very interesting drug used for recovering alcoholics that makes you vomit your intestines up, to the bride and grooms personal booze supply...

id probably feel bad afterwards though. but not that bad. ok not that bad at all, but it would be a shame to ruin a $20 000 wedding with projectile vomiting. wouldnt it?

 

[westsnoop]

It's a fun fantasy. Leave it at that if you don't want to spend time in prison.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

youre underestimating my sneakiness

 

[jerkbox]

i dunno....bad karma man...

 

[westsnoop]

If you're talking about Antabuse, there are more effects than vomiting.

Why would you want to celebrate the wedding of two creepy people? They did you a HUGE favor by not inviting you, and you don't have to spend any money on a gift.

I bet within two years your cousin will be crying about the louse she married and how right you were.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Better yet why don't you go to the wedding and kick that guys ass and marry your cousin because it is obvious your jelous and you two used to get it on behind grandpa's wood shed!

 

[samoth]

if i was really, really childish

 

[Raina]

It's fine to think about but doing it would be awful and immature. Is she knows he's not loyal and still wants him, then it's her call that she'd opting for a life of distrust and misery. If you really want nothing to do with it, don't attend.

 

[Pamela]

It's fine to think about but doing it would be awful and immature. Is she knows he's not loyal and still wants him, then it's her call that she'd opting for a life of distrust and misery. If you really want nothing to do with it, don't attend.

Exactly what I was thinking..

 

[_Yossarian_]

i dunno....bad karma man...