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big_bad_buff
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where is Drunken_Weasel? dont you miss talking him out of suicide?
think i might kill myself
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slobberknocker
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use a gun, easiest way
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slobberknocker
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HANSEL said:
Yeah good idea.
Drunken_Weasel
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big_bad_buff said:
I'm here...
But noone will be needing to talk me out of suicide. I already killed that part of me.
big_bad_buff
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Re: Re: think i might kill myself
good job buddy!! good to hear
Drunken_Weasel said:
good job buddy!! good to hear
Big Johnson
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Dude, you're assuming suicide is better than the bitter hand life has dealt you.
What if, when we die, we pass to an afterlife where we must blow our most hated enemy for an eternity (if gay, replace "blow...enemy" with "lick Rosanne Arnold's yeast-infected crevice")?
Yes, perhaps this puts things into perspective
It works for me when I start to get bummed about being on house arrest!
What if, when we die, we pass to an afterlife where we must blow our most hated enemy for an eternity (if gay, replace "blow...enemy" with "lick Rosanne Arnold's yeast-infected crevice")?
Yes, perhaps this puts things into perspective
It works for me when I start to get bummed about being on house arrest!
Drunken_Weasel
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Big Johnson said:Dude, you're assuming suicide is better than the bitter hand life has dealt you.
What if, when we die, we pass to an afterlife where we must blow our most hated enemy for an eternity (if gay, replace "blow...enemy" with "lick Rosanne Arnold's yeast-infected crevice")?
Yes, perhaps this puts things into perspective
It works for me when I start to get bummed about being on house arrest!
Well.. even if so, and even if I were still depressed.. I have no enemy's. I don't hate anyone. Some I dislike.. but I just am not hateful in nature, or violent.
Big Johnson
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Drunken_Weasel said:
*takes long draw from pipe*
You must realize that thoughts of suicide -
*leans back in leather chair and gestures with pipe to ceiling*
- are in fact an expression of your hatred for yourself -
*points pipe at you while looking at you from behind round spectacles*
- and your inability to accept those things that make us -
*touches pipe to chest leaving small wet mark on very gay tie -
- human.
Tell me, was your mother a demanding woman?
Dude, I'm no expert, but its up to you! It sucks to be powerless to change certain things sometimes, but if we make the changes we need to make when we can, we can at least get by!
No, I'll never get anything for the 3.5 years of hell I put myself through trying to make my last relationship work, but now that I've moved on, I'll be posting some pics Saturday night/Sunday of her friend on my bed, spread, so you can get an idea of how tough I've had it without her (I'll write, 'Cheer up, DW!' on her thigh or have her hold up a sign)
Peace (hehe, macalicious)
Drunken_Weasel
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Big Johnson said:
*takes long draw from pipe*
You must realize that thoughts of suicide -
*leans back in leather chair and gestures with pipe to ceiling*
- are in fact an expression of your hatred for yourself -
*points pipe at you while looking at you from behind round spectacles*
- and your inability to accept those things that make us -
*touches pipe to chest leaving small wet mark on very gay tie -
- human.
Tell me, was your mother a demanding woman?
Dude, I'm no expert, but its up to you! It sucks to be powerless to change certain things sometimes, but if we make the changes we need to make when we can, we can at least get by!
No, I'll never get anything for the 3.5 years of hell I put myself through trying to make my last relationship work, but now that I've moved on, I'll be posting some pics Saturday night/Sunday of her friend on my bed, spread, so you can get an idea of how tough I've had it without her (I'll write, 'Cheer up, DW!' on her thigh or have her hold up a sign)
Peace (hehe, macalicious)
I don't understand. What are you telling me this for?
I'm not depressed... I don't hate myself anymore. And I don't plan on killing myself.
Big Johnson
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Drunken_Weasel said:
Shut up, you sniveling disgrace. I know you are too weak to go on any longer without my wisdom...
Dude, I was joking around. What I typed is good advice in my opinion, but I never said you were going to off yourself.
Sorry if you thought I was picking on you. Don't let it get you down when people misunderstand who you are, even though you may feel at times you can't take it anymore.
(the above are jokes, too)
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