Things you dont say out loud

[musclemom]

Big hands can mean good hand jobs no?

I think that's all in the skill of the person doing the job. Frankly, I think masturbating someone else is the most complicated thing you can do sexually, certainly harder than oral or intercourse. You have to think about what you're doing, and that goes for both guys and girls. There's some dudes who have NO idea how to touch a woman (a clitoris is not a doorbell) and never get the hang of it. And I'm sure there's plenty of men out there who would love to say "Honey, while enthusiasm is appreciated you're not ringing in the New Year down there!" but there's the fear that you go criticizing her she might just say "Fine, then I won't touch it at all!"

Oh, the large hand thing? Perspective: Small hands make any pecker look bigger

 

[Strongbow]

I think that's all in the skill of the person doing the job. Frankly, I think masturbating someone else is the most complicated thing you can do sexually, certainly harder than oral or intercourse. You have to think about what you're doing, and that goes for both guys and girls. There's some dudes who have NO idea how to touch a woman (a clitoris is not a doorbell) and never get the hang of it. And I'm sure there's plenty of men out there who would love to say "Honey, while enthusiasm is appreciated you're not ringing in the New Year down there!" but there's the fear that you go criticizing her she might just say "Fine, then I won't touch it at all!"

Oh, the large hand thing? Perspective: Small hands make any pecker look bigger

Scared my pocket is gonna make your hand look small?

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[miplank]

I have big ass hands

 

[musclemom]

Scared my pocket is gonna make your hand look small?

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Beezy, dear, I'm going to point out the almost painfully obvious to you:

A) I've already seen the pic you posted of your member.

Z] Upon viewing said picture need I remind you that I publicly advised you to remove it from your gallery.

3.1.9 You really, really don't want to know what I said to someone else about your pickle privately.

Cheer up, you're not special, I'm not interested in looking at the nether regions of anybody on this board ... or most anywhere, else, really. Spend enough time around crowds of naked strangers of all ages, shapes and sizes and genitals will lose their novelty for anyone. Trust me. Even when those genitals are tattooed and pierced ... a lot ... a WHOLE lot. We're talking clanking when you walk lot.

 

[miplank]

I would like to hear what you said about his pickle privately...

 

[musclemom]

I would like to hear what you said about his pickle privately...

Check your karma -- and you may not post it

 

[miplank]

lololololololo

 

[AFeedz]

I love musclemom

 

[Strongbow]

Beezy, dear, I'm going to point out the almost painfully obvious to you:

A) I've already seen the pic you posted of your member.

Z] Upon viewing said picture need I remind you that I publicly advised you to remove it from your gallery.

3.1.9 You really, really don't want to know what I said to someone else about your pickle privately.

Cheer up, you're not special, I'm not interested in looking at the nether regions of anybody on this board ... or most anywhere, else, really. Spend enough time around crowds of naked strangers of all ages, shapes and sizes and genitals will lose their novelty for anyone. Trust me. Even when those genitals are tattooed and pierced ... a lot ... a WHOLE lot. We're talking clanking when you walk lot.

I feel abused by you

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[Strongbow]

I love musclemom

Yea well you have the most shitty taste in men ever known to humanity so I hate all of you

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