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Things you dont say out loud

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What things would you refrain from saying outloud irl?

I hate the beetles, can't stand their music
 
Please don't


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I think most women are shallow cunts.

I think most men are schmucks, particularly if they're macho.

I can't stand children.

Most dog owners are morons who have raised their animals roughly as well as their kids, which means their dogs are just as bratty and spoiled as their shitty g'damned kids.

It broke my heart when my mother died, but I'm also relieved I won't have to deal with her.
 
musclemom said:
I think most women are shallow cunts.

I think most men are schmucks, particularly if they're macho.

I can't stand children.

Most dog owners are morons who have raised their animals roughly as well as their kids, which means their dogs are just as bratty and spoiled as their shitty g'damned kids.

It broke my heart when my mother died, but I'm also relieved I won't have to deal with her.
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Bad day?


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musclemom said:
I think most women are shallow cunts.

I think most men are schmucks, particularly if they're macho.

I can't stand children.

Most dog owners are morons who have raised their animals roughly as well as their kids, which means their dogs are just as bratty and spoiled as their shitty g'damned kids.

It broke my heart when my mother died, but I'm also relieved I won't have to deal with her.
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This made me laugh out loud. :)
 
i can't stand hippies! and freaking hate Communism. work hard play hard fuck sharing and running around on smoking pot and talking bout love like its going to save the fucking world. note im not against sharing just if you work and get paid it is your money do what the fuck you want with it
 
musclemom said:
I think most women are shallow cunts.

I think most men are schmucks, particularly if they're macho.

I can't stand children.

Most dog owners are morons who have raised their animals roughly as well as their kids, which means their dogs are just as bratty and spoiled as their shitty g'damned kids.

It broke my heart when my mother died, but I'm also relieved I won't have to deal with her.
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Dogs and kids hate you
 
wootoom said:
She's actually laughing at you, not with you


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Ah well, a woman laughing at me ...

Guess that means I know what it feels like to be you, huh?
 
-SD- said:
Say it

Say it so hard
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I agree with her.

I think the fact custody usually favors women just because is bullshit, too.
 
musclemom said:
You're like the only person on this board who gets me :qt:
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Idk why but everytime I read what you wrote, it makes me laugh. :)

I`m trying to think of something to write but most of mine would be work related.
 
I think 90% of the population should be sterilized, or at least there should be population control, license to procreate/parent

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nangiggles said:
I think 90% of the population should be sterilized, or at least there should be population control, license to procreate/parent

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This coming from a Mexican


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musclemom said:
I think most women are shallow cunts.

I think most men are schmucks, particularly if they're macho.

I can't stand children.

Most dog owners are morons who have raised their animals roughly as well as their kids, which means their dogs are just as bratty and spoiled as their shitty g'damned kids.

It broke my heart when my mother died, but I'm also relieved I won't have to deal with her.
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Stfu
 
lol @ women driving like garbage.


I'm an excellent driver and Mitch is the only person I trust with a penis driving me anywhere. Most men drive like shit. Lets get real, come on.
 
Cindy. You're the exception then because most women are downright fucking clueless. Let's face facts here. I'm not saying men don't drive like assholes sometimes (they do).
 
smurf2 said:
Cindy. You're the exception then because most women are downright fucking clueless. Let's face facts here. I'm not saying men don't drive like assholes sometimes (they do).
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I like your honesty.

You're right about every point here.

Let's put it this way, a much higher % of women suck at driving than the % of men who suck at driving.

Girls make horrible decisions driving when confronted with an abnormal situation, and they are also more easily distracted by talking on their phones and texting because they get too emotionally involved in their conversations.


9 times out of 10 when there's someone driving like a moron, it's a girl on her phone.
 
Women need to learn how to road rage properly:

Back when I first hired my assistant, I sent her to get my lunch. She flipped off a dude on the road, and he chased her all the way back to our office. She had to call me and ask me to come out before she pulled in the parking lot.
 
dabuffguy said:
I like your honesty.

You're right about every point here.

Let's put it this way, a much higher % of women suck at driving than the % of men who suck at driving.

Girls make horrible decisions driving when confronted with an abnormal situation, and they are also more easily distracted by talking on their phones and texting because they get too emotionally involved in their conversations.


9 times out of 10 when there's someone driving like a moron, it's a girl on her phone.
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My experience with men even my own father is that men tend to think they're better drivers than women... but as it tends to go with men, what you all think about yourselves vs. the reality of who you and what you can really do doesn't line up, and THAT'S what makes you shitty drivers. You don't drive defensively and it takes a serious wreck for you to drive defensively. You're aggressive on the road, you're emotional drivers and you speed/break the law.

Also, unless you are talking about drivers aged 16 and 17 we are women, not girls. If you want to bring up girls/boys fine. Honestly, lets really face the facts here. Insurance rates of young drivers (since you said girls) are facts that support that girls are better drivers than boys, and insurance rates are very different for women vs men all the way up to age 25 because statistics say that men are more likely to be involved in an auto accident than a woman. So GTFO. Women might curb check in the taco bell drive thru but you're more likely to run a red light while speeding.
 
I don't know about women drivers, but women suck ass with grocery carts at Trader Joe's and Target. They all seem to intentionally get in your way, walk slow as fuck while looking at shit and they push the carts all wonky with one hand while trying to text.
 
musclemom said:
I think most women are shallow cunts.

I think most men are schmucks, particularly if they're macho.

I can't stand children.

Most dog owners are morons who have raised their animals roughly as well as their kids, which means their dogs are just as bratty and spoiled as their shitty g'damned kids.

It broke my heart when my mother died, but I'm also relieved I won't have to deal with her.
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I'll let you jerk me off it'll be fun for you and make you feel better

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smurf2 said:
lol Cindy went with the bold font for full effect.
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You can jerk me off after MM gets done, Chris can litely blow warm air in the vicinity of my balls it'll be fun for us all

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nangiggles said:
There was a diesel dump in a local causeway ramp, is he taking a Floridian vacation?
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When Smurf And Chris
are done you can ......Nah never mind
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I think being humane is fucking up the planet. Women who have spent years being promiscuous/selfish and then suddenly at the age of 32ish realised her eggs are getting stale can lick my arse.

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ha1a1 said:
I think being humane is fucking up the planet. Women who have spent years being promiscuous/selfish and then suddenly at the age of 32ish realised her eggs are getting stale can lick my arse.

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This guy clearly failed the fertility and sterility chapter of medical school.
 
cindylou said:
Did you guys know that women in their 40s follow teens with the second highest unplanned pregnancy rate?
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I know nothing about them..not interested in women in their 40s...too much wear and tear...

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Strongbow said:
I'll let you jerk me off it'll be fun for you and make you feel better

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You'd do better sticking with Smurf and Chris, I suspect they both have small, soft hands.
 
musclemom said:
You'd do better sticking with Smurf and Chris, I suspect they both have small, soft hands.
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Yea you can spit that small shit all you want cause you know better. You wanna trade some pics. Just me and you it'll be fun.

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Strongbow said:
Yea you can spit that small shit all you want cause you know better. You wanna trade some pics. Just me and you it'll be fun.
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A-2.7) Newp

WoodyO said:
I'll get in on this pic trade. Make it a 3 way.
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Q-1] Good Gods No

Z.3.3) Trust me, nobody wants neked pics of me, you wouldn't want to have seckuals with me and I really do have big fuggin' She-Hulk hands.

Hell, you want to get technical sometimes I think the only reason my husband stays with me is because I'm wife #3, dating is a hassle and he can't afford another divorce :rolleyes:
 
WoodyO said:
It's cheaper to kill her. There's lots of places to hide a body in the desert.
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True that. Best you can do around here is dump a body in the ocean if you already own a boat, otherwise you're kinda screwed. Too damned many people, not enough open space and the places that aren't populated are impossible to get to by vehicle.

Improved forensics has really turned murder into quite a brain tease.
 
musclemom said:
A-2.7) Newp


Q-1] Good Gods No

Z.3.3) Trust me, nobody wants neked pics of me, you wouldn't want to have seckuals with me and I really do have big fuggin' She-Hulk hands.

Hell, you want to get technical sometimes I think the only reason my husband stays with me is because I'm wife #3, dating is a hassle and he can't afford another divorce :rolleyes:
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I'd bang you for pure principal of the matter, leave dat ass smoking and leaking , then you'd be on here loving Beezy instead of sipping haterade on him.
 
musclemom said:
A-2.7) Newp


Q-1] Good Gods No

Z.3.3) Trust me, nobody wants neked pics of me, you wouldn't want to have seckuals with me and I really do have big fuggin' She-Hulk hands.

Hell, you want to get technical sometimes I think the only reason my husband stays with me is because I'm wife #3, dating is a hassle and he can't afford another divorce :rolleyes:
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Big hands can mean good hand jobs no?
 
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