Thick blonde chick at my gym...

[UA_Iron]

Pretty sure she wants a piece

she's a chemist for local place that builds weapons...

She's always been very kind of flirty to me. Today I asked her about her membership when she walked in (since she's not a student anymore). She said she paid a certain amount, I told her I could get her membership through the year 2020 cause I know people in the business office. She said "Or we could just tell them that we're married...and that the sex is great"

Later on she told me I should get an internship there cause i could make 28/hour interning. I told her yeah we could car-pool too. She said "we dont live anywhere near each other...are you trying to spend the night?"

Anyway, I want her to sit on my face.

the end.

 

[The Shadow]

well done

 

[jnevin]

pics, you asstard

 

[hotzie]

hit that shit

 

[UA_Iron]

pics, you asstard

her facebook is private, this is the best I can do

she's on the left.

 

[KillahBee]

you got it man,

and don't you EVER use the words "thick" and "blonde" and not post pics

 

[PICK3]

I'd hit it

 

[jnevin]

her facebook is private, this is the best I can do

she's on the left.

Good work, Johnson.


Now hit it.

 

[Dial_tone]

you got it man,

and don't you EVER use the words "thick" and "blonde" and not post pics

+1

 

[UA_Iron]

you got it man,

and don't you EVER use the words "thick" and "blonde" and not post pics

she is delectably thick, a true specimen of the finer thicker things in life. An ex-volley ball player. You should see it when she wears her spandex shorts, I just wanna slap it.

Guys, I have a girlfriend.

 

[stilleto]

she is delectably thick, a true specimen of the finer thicker things in life. An ex-volley ball player. You should see it when she wears her spandex shorts, I just wanna slap it.

Guys, I have a girlfriend.

excellent work.
and its about time. don't mess this one up, ok?

 

[caligirl]

she is delectably thick, a true specimen of the finer thicker things in life. An ex-volley ball player. You should see it when she wears her spandex shorts, I just wanna slap it.

Guys, I have a girlfriend.

does she know that?

 

[UA_Iron]

does she know that?

I havent said anything, I should though soon. Or pretty soon its "come on over to my place..." and other offers that are fucken hard to refuse - no matter how much you love your gf.

 

[Dial_tone]

and hook me up with that shotputter chick

 

[Sean Scott]

Nice rap with that chick, taking notes now !!!

 

[UA_Iron]

and hook me up with that shotputter chick

ahhhhhh

that chick is stacked, I love her

 

[caligirl]

is that the police station?

 

[b_light]

i dont care how hot your gf is man, hit that shit!

 

[justinjones1963]

very bangable...

 

[Sassy69]

pics, you asstard

ditto.

 

[UA_Iron]

ditto.

the thick blonde chick is in the first shitty pic

the shotputer is in the second pic - she's a hottie too. Does side lunges with 315...easy.

 

[healother]

ahhhhhh

that chick is stacked, I love her

even though she's kinda strange looking, id still hit it.

 

[jackangel]

does she pee standing up? j/k. nice abs.

since you're so in with this other one, you should be able to get a better pic.

 

[needtogetaas]

ahhhhhh

that chick is stacked, I love her

looks like a guy to me.

 

[MegaDesel]

Pretty sure she wants a piece

she's a chemist for local place that builds weapons...

She's always been very kind of flirty to me. Today I asked her about her membership when she walked in (since she's not a student anymore). She said she paid a certain amount, I told her I could get her membership through the year 2020 cause I know people in the business office. She said "Or we could just tell them that we're married...and that the sex is great"

Later on she told me I should get an internship there cause i could make 28/hour interning. I told her yeah we could car-pool too. She said "we dont live anywhere near each other...are you trying to spend the night?"

Anyway, I want her to sit on my face.

the end.

Nice closing comment LMFAO

 

[healother]

UA_Iron

Dont cheat on your woman though, that is wrong. Decide how badly you want it. If you need to, break up with your current girl.

Or you could ask permission, lol. granted that probably wouldnt work, but its worth a try.

 

[string_bean00]

fuck dude what are you waiting for?!!

 

[billfred]

With hints like that, you should have already nailed her.

 

[slat1]

I'm out. I am already masturbating to the pictures of both these chicks...

 

[SgtSlaughter]

more pics...

 

[slat1]

more pics...

You should try going to the Workout Club in Derry once in a while. My friend works out there. She is beyond smoking hot.
Any time I am with her and introduce her to other girls they immediately hate her. She is that good looking. Oh, she has a sick ass body too!

 

[SgtSlaughter]

You should try going to the Workout Club in Derry once in a while. My friend works out there. She is beyond smoking hot.
Any time I am with her and introduce her to other girls they immediately hate her. She is that good looking. Oh, she has a sick ass body too!

more pics...

lol

 

[mustang_00]

Pretty sure she wants a piece

she's a chemist for local place that builds weapons...

She's always been very kind of flirty to me. Today I asked her about her membership when she walked in (since she's not a student anymore). She said she paid a certain amount, I told her I could get her membership through the year 2020 cause I know people in the business office. She said "Or we could just tell them that we're married...and that the sex is great"

Later on she told me I should get an internship there cause i could make 28/hour interning. I told her yeah we could car-pool too. She said "we dont live anywhere near each other...are you trying to spend the night?"

Anyway, I want her to sit on my face.

the end.

you should have said "that might be a problem since i'm not one to lie about things." she would have skull fucked you in the parking lot to prove it!!!

 

[UA_Iron]

you should have said "that might be a problem since i'm not one to lie about things." she would have skull fucked you in the parking lot to prove it!!!

my response to her was "eehhhh its alright. She's high maintenance too"

haha

 

[Lao Tzu]

Nice work, but if your girlfriend is serious and this isn't a 2-4 week relationship I'd recommend you put it off for later if you think that is possible (ie, after you two are broken up).

Having hot women hit on you and try to get you good jobs is a sweet setup. Teach me Obi Wan.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

Originally Posted by KillahBee
you got it man,

and don't you EVER use the words "thick" and "blonde" and not post pics

+2

 

[Gambino]

ahhhhhh

that chick is stacked, I love her

kinda tranny looking bor

 

[string_bean00]

kinda tranny looking bor

no

 

[Gambino]

no

i'd still hit it, but she could use some boobs to make her look more womanly

 

[Turd Ferguson]

do it do it do it do it

 

[UA_Iron]

kinda tranny looking bor

thats a different chick than the thick blonde one I was originally talking about.

 

[Gambino]

thats a different chick than the thick blonde one I was originally talking about.

can you make that pic bigger?
can't really see it to good

 

[UA_Iron]

can you make that pic bigger?
can't really see it to good

her profile on facebook is private, so thats the best I can do without adding her.

 

[Gambino]

her profile on facebook is private, so thats the best I can do without adding her.

you agree shotputter gal could use implants?

 

[Scotsman]

They look tall, I like tall, and thick.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[UA_Iron]

you agree shotputter gal could use implants?

her ass is fiiiinnneeeee thats pretty much all I care about.

 

[Island Son]

kinda tranny looking bor

Got a little Michael Jackson in the chin
the midsection is sick tho