there's a chimpanzee in south africa zoo that smokes cigarettes

[chewyxrage]

I wonder if he sparks one up after laying the wood to some female chimp, or when he reads poetry to his fellow monkeys on open mic night.

There was a story today in my college newspaper about a female chimp they claim has started smoking because her mate (who is 21 years older than her) can't perform sexually!!!! lol

They also talked about this chimp we are talking about

 

[jerkbox]

someone should throw that chimp a brew

 

[needtogetaas]

someone should throw that chimp a brew

or a blunt

 

[Spartacus]

lol that he hides them from the workers, i wonder if he has a lighter too

that's the best part

A zoo in the Chinese city of Zhengzhou reported last year that one of its chimps had taken up smoking and was desperately cadging cigarette butts off visitors.

 

[Spartacus]

It is unclear why Feili, 13, has started smoking but her zoo keeper said it was because she was frustrated.

She has turned from a "gentle girl" into a "shrew", said Liu Bing, director of Zhengzhou zoo, Henan province.

Mr Liu said Feili's partner at the zoo was 28 years her senior, and was unable "to meet her sexual demands".

Feili was not addicted to nicotine, he said, but was just imitating tourists.

However, she does appear to be quite keen on smoking - and has been known to resort to desperate measures to get what she wants.

Xinhua reported that Feili became excited when she saw a visitor light up a cigarette, and grew impatient when they showed no sign of giving it to her.

It quoted one boy visiting the zoo as saying: "Just now a tourist threw a cigarette butt to just outside the cage - she tried to get the butt with a stick."

 

[bdog527]

If I was stuck in a cage all day I'd be smoking like a chimney too.

 

[Raptorex]

 

[EnderJE]

pfft...we have a beaver in Canada who smokes crack...we call her QT...

 

[biteme]

What a trip.

 

[Rex]

I wonder what her brand is.