There may be something wrong with me in the head

[KillahBee]

I just masturbated to a Tempur-Pedic commercial. That broad jumping up and down on the bed whilst the glass of water stood there motionless on the corner just did me in. Her name was Kelly.

 

[H_T_]

it is semi-erotic.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

you misspelled 'may' the correct spelling would be 'is'

carry on

 

[Raina]

I need that bed. I'm constantly jumping on our bed when there are wine glasses on it and the damn things spill. Thank GOD they finally came up with a bed that keeps a wine glass stable.

 

[swole]

I just beat off to your new avi

 

[H_T_]

I just beat off to your new avi

skeet skeet skeet.........

 

[KillahBee]

I need that bed. I'm constantly jumping on our bed when there are wine glasses on it and the damn things spill. Thank GOD they finally came up with a bed that keeps a wine glass stable.

goddamn picture goddamn goddamn goddamn shirt goddamn goddamn


I think I may have some left in the reserve tank - be back in 2 minutes

 

[Evil_Frisky]

goddamn picture goddamn goddamn goddamn shirt goddamn goddamn


I think I may have some left in the reserve tank - be back in 2 minutes

Oh sweet...

thanks for that fucking TMI...

 

[Raina]

He's totally lying. We all know he's going to go pleasure himself to a Dyson vacuum commercial or something.

 

[Redshoteye]

He's totally lying. We all know he's going to go pleasure himself to a Dyson vacuum commercial or something.

ha.. well at least the bros not paying for porn right

 

[KillzwithPillz]

I see a hint of nip

 

[perkele]

I need that bed. I'm constantly jumping on our bed when there are wine glasses on it and the damn things spill. Thank GOD they finally came up with a bed that keeps a wine glass stable.

You, jumping on the bed.... hmmm.

 

[KillahBee]

Oh sweet...

thanks for that fucking TMI...

did you just actually type out "TMI". fucking band. seriously. bye.