There is a cricket outside my window and.....

[Daisy_Girl]

I think I am going to go crazy. He/She/It is chirping CONSTANTLY and I am going nuts. I think I am going to lose it. Seriously. It has been going on for about an hour straight. ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Wait. No shit. It just stopped. I'll keep you updated.

 

[Dial_tone]

dump a gallon or two of bug killer out there.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Wait. No shit. It just stopped. I'll keep you updated.

I am waiting.

 

[Daisy_Girl]

Nothin yet. Maybe it moved on.

 

[Daisy_Girl]

Still nothing. I am on pins and needles anticipating its comeback. My nerves are shot.

 

[Daisy_Girl]

FVCK! It is back. But a little quieter....BUT STILL CHIRPING.

 

[CFZB]

I think I am going to go crazy. He/She/It is chirping CONSTANTLY and I am going nuts. I think I am going to lose it. Seriously. It has been going on for about an hour straight. ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Wait. No shit. It just stopped. I'll keep you updated.

crikets are cool....they can tell you the temperature ,the formula for this is to count the number of chirps in 15 seconds and add 39 .....works every time


oh yeah they are good luck too

 

[Daisy_Girl]

crikets are cool....they can tell you the temperature ,the formula for this is to count the number of chirps in 15 seconds and add 39 .....works every time

But what if they don't STOP chirping. No breaks. No time outs. Just straight chirping....... Well, I guess it IS like a million degrees outside, it is Vegas. lol

(update, it stopped again)

 

[Testosterone boy]

But what if they don't STOP chirping. No breaks. No time outs. Just straight chirping....... Well, I guess it IS like a million degrees outside, it is Vegas. lol

(update, it stopped again)

I'll come out and smack it for you if I can recuperate in your bed.

 

[Testosterone boy]

I'll come out and smack it for you if I can recuperate in your bed.

I have kicked a lot of cricket ass in my day.

 

[Daisy_Girl]

It started again. I'm about to send my cat out there to eat it. Good luck be damned.

T-Boy, I'm SERIOUSLY considering the offer.

 

[Testosterone boy]

I have kicked a lot of cricket ass in my day.

Crickets fear me.

 

[Daisy_Girl]

lol

Still chirping. I'm going to go throw M&Ms at it.

 

[CFZB]

(update, it stopped again)

lol...i picture you in a hotel room in the desert under a red sign shining in your window all hot and annoyed ...with this chirping ..your all strung out on caffine ....sweating....why do i see a woman swinging a baseball bat in that field?

 

[Daisy_Girl]

Still going................................

 

[UA_Iron]

Gas that little bitch.

 

[Testosterone boy]

It started again. I'm about to send my cat out there to eat it. Good luck be damned.

T-Boy, I'm SERIOUSLY considering the offer.

Hold on...I am really good with Travelocity.

I think I can be there in two hours.

 

[Daisy_Girl]

lol...i picture you in a hotel room in the desert under a red sign shining in your window all hot and annoyed ...with this chirping ..your all strung out on caffine ....sweating....why do i see a woman swinging a baseball bat in that field?

NOT EVERYONE IN VEGAS LIVES IN A HOTEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

I am about to go after it with a baseball bat! And it IS silly hot out there!

 

[Daisy_Girl]

Still chirping.....it keeps going and going and going........ ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

 

[CFZB]

Still chirping.....it keeps going and going and going........ ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

hey any one know the temp ?...shoooo its hot...man

 

[Daisy_Girl]

I'm losing it. No joke.

STILL GOING Damn loud chirpy M-F'er. WHY is it making SO MUCH FREAKING NOISE??????????????????????????????????????????????

 

[Testosterone boy]

Still chirping.....it keeps going and going and going........ ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Looks like you will have to take it out.

I can't find a flight out tonight.

Sorry.

 

[Daisy_Girl]

S'okay. The way that cricket sounds, I bet he is like 80lbs. He is making so much noise. I'm even afraid to send my cat out there. She's a bitch, but I bet the cricket would kick her ass.


(still going)

 

[Testosterone boy]

S'okay. The way that cricket sounds, I bet he is like 80lbs. He is making so much noise. I'm even afraid to send my cat out there. She's a bitch, but I bet the cricket would kick her ass.


(still going)

80 pound cricket?


Ummmm......actually pretty busy this week.

Yea....real busy in fact.


I could drive out with a real big rifle though.

 

[Daisy_Girl]

Scaredy cat.

Still going............

 

[CFZB]

chirp........chirp...........chirp......chirp..........



































um...chirp

 

[CFZB]

80 pound cricket?


Ummmm......actually pretty busy this week.

Yea....real busy in fact.


I could drive out with a real big rifle though.

yeah thems goood eatin ....

 

[Daisy_Girl]

I hate you. Seriously. I hope that 80lb cricket eats you.

 

[Daisy_Girl]

Still going....................................

 

[CFZB]

I hate you. Seriously. I hope that 80lb cricket eats you.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Daisy is feeling distress!


Don't we have a cricket killer around Vegas?


If you pick up a cricket, they spit out a tobacco like substance. I have triumphed over hundreds of crickets. Maybe thousands.



But 80 pounds?


Damn

 

[Daisy_Girl]

Wait. It stopped.

I'm going to go ask it to find PERFECTWORLD and EAT HIM ALIVE.

 

[Daisy_Girl]

Started again.

 

[CFZB]

Started again.

lmao....

 

[chewyxrage]

go make some napalm and take care of him.

seriously!

 

[RADAR]

Maybe you could try singing back at him,i'm sure after a couple of minutes of hearing you screech he'll hit the road fast!


RADAR

 

[Daisy_Girl]

Maybe you could try singing back at him,i'm sure after a couple of minutes of hearing you screech he'll hit the road fast!


RADAR

I hate you. Really.

 

[Pamela]

What's funny is that you have one in your house and try and catch the thing!

 

[vinylgroover]

What are you wearing?........it's probably masturbating, lol

 

[RADAR]

I hate you. Really.