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The Zombie Apocalypse is upon us: Pick 5 EF members to fight for survival

i'd picture java arguing with the zombies about how this isn't true that they are zombies, and they infect him

then he will bitch at them about how he isn't really biten

Like that would happen.....

Believing in zombie Jesus from 2k years ago and being attacked by anyone is completely different...I was trained to use lethal force first and ask questions later.
 
I hope this doesn't insult you, but I picture you being Dwight Schrute.
 
How many marine units "hit the beach" in the D-Day invasion of June 6, 1944? Just askin?

MacArthur was a self promoting douchebag and dictator that ended up being sacked by Truman for being who he was.... He's a primary reason that Japanese war criminals received little or no punishment for their crimes...Doctors that performed vivisection's on captured allied prisoners and intentionally infected Chinese civilians with the bubonic plague..


Of course MacArthur was a douchebag, his reasoning and thinking didn't line up with your distorted view on life. Would it be any other way?

Now you are an over zealous humanitarian, that cares for the well being of others? Please, take off the facade, you don't care about anyone but yourself. I can careless about Chinese civilans or allied prisoners. All I know none of them were Marines because Marines never surrender...

Actually,Truman fired Mac because Mac wanted to destroy that bridge that connected Korea to China to prevent the Chinese troops from crossing into Korea. It actually was a great military plan, but Truman was commie loving scumbag, and didn't have the balls to bomb that bridge, so he took the pussy route and fired Mac.

To answer your 4th grade history question. I hope you don't think the Army stormed Normandy by themselves? The British and Canadians had just as many units there as the Army did.Therefore, the Army gets no glory for Normandy. Actually, it was pure luck how they took the beach, all the Nazis had to do was shift their troops and the allies were finished, but the Nazi generals could not make any decisions without Hitler's approval. Hitler was sleeping, and they were not allowed to wake up Hitler, true story... So Normandy was a joke.

The Marines were in the Pacific alone kicking the Japanese ass, never lost a battle in the Pacific. Then they raised the flag by themselves at Hiroshima, Marines don't share their glory with anyone unlike the Army.

To answer your other elementary question about how much damage the Marines did in Europe. All I know is the Nazis nicknamed the Marines the "Devil Dawgs" because they were/are ferocious fighters. I never heard of the Nazis giving the Army any props..did you? If the Army were such badasses in Europe then why did the Soviets get to take Berlin? Just askin.

Dude, you are not trying to say you have a Purple Heart, are you? Your next post you might try to insinuate you won the CMH..lol..

Here's a quote from the commies...lol




Do not attack the First Marine Division. Leave the yellowlegs alone. Strike the American Army.
Orders given to Communist troops in the Korean War;
shortly afterward, the Marines were ordered
to not wear their khaki leggings.
 
Honestly I can't think of any current members I'd want with me in the Zombie apocalypse. Too much liability with anyone I can think of. The ideal candidate would have most if not all of the following:

No children (parents are too willing to sacrifice themselves for their offspring)
Be a team player (we need cooperation not dissent)
Not be on any regulatory medication (what happens when that shit runs out? This would include strong prescription glasses)
Not be under about 12% bf (odds are you're going to need those stores to get you through the first few weeks when food will be extremely scarce, but also not so much of a fatty that you can't be mobile)
No serious physical limitations/injuries (need to be mobile, healthy, and capable)
Would need at least basic wilderness survival
Would need at least basic fabrication skills
Would need some technical knowledge
Would need some level of mechanical aptitude
Would need basic or better first aid skills
Would need to be strong enough to carry their share of equipmen/supplies
Would need weapons/tactics skills for defence and hunting

This is a basic and by no means comprehensive list of requirements. This is more of a minimum requirements list.

If you want to question mine here's a basic resume of skills:
Been hunting, camping, fishing, etc. for my entire life.
Been working on mechanical stuff (cars, trucks, tractors, machinery, etc.) for almost 30 years now.
Had wilderness survival training.
As a geologist I have a very strong background in chemistry, physics, mathmatics, earth systems, etc.
Been shooting my whole life, basically every type of gun there is, bows, crossbows, slings, etc.
Have a background in farming/agriculture.
Know metalworking and fabrication including; metal joining, welding, carpentry, lashing, wood joining, etc.
Fire starting.
Have EMT level first aid training.

Basically I think my dad was prepping me for this since I was about five.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Honestly I can't think of any current members I'd want with me in the Zombie apocalypse. Too much liability with anyone I can think of. The ideal candidate would have most if not all of the following:

No children (parents are too willing to sacrifice themselves for their offspring)
Be a team player (we need cooperation not dissent)
Not be on any regulatory medication (what happens when that shit runs out? This would include strong prescription glasses)
Not be under about 12% bf (odds are you're going to need those stores to get you through the first few weeks when food will be extremely scarce, but also not so much of a fatty that you can't be mobile)
No serious physical limitations/injuries (need to be mobile, healthy, and capable)
Would need at least basic wilderness survival
Would need at least basic fabrication skills
Would need some technical knowledge
Would need some level of mechanical aptitude
Would need basic or better first aid skills
Would need to be strong enough to carry their share of equipmen/supplies
Would need weapons/tactics skills for defence and hunting

This is a basic and by no means comprehensive list of requirements. This is more of a minimum requirements list.

If you want to question mine here's a basic resume of skills:
Been hunting, camping, fishing, etc. for my entire life.
Been working on mechanical stuff (cars, trucks, tractors, machinery, etc.) for almost 30 years now.
Had wilderness survival training.
As a geologist I have a very strong background in chemistry, physics, mathmatics, earth systems, etc.
Been shooting my whole life, basically every type of gun there is, bows, crossbows, slings, etc.
Have a background in farming/agriculture.
Know metalworking and fabrication including; metal joining, welding, carpentry, lashing, wood joining, etc.
Fire starting.
Have EMT level first aid training.

Basically I think my dad was prepping me for this since I was about five.

Cheers,
Scotsman


Other than needing someone that isn't under 12% BF, I'm your man.. I say we bring RW because she's scorching hot...
 
Of course MacArthur was a douchebag, his reasoning and thinking didn't line up with your distorted view on life. Would it be any other way?

Now you are an over zealous humanitarian, that cares for the well being of others? Please, take off the facade, you don't care about anyone but yourself. I can careless about Chinese civilans or allied prisoners. All I know none of them were Marines because Marines never surrender...

Actually,Truman fired Mac because Mac wanted to destroy that bridge that connected Korea to China to prevent the Chinese troops from crossing into Korea. It actually was a great military plan, but Truman was commie loving scumbag, and didn't have the balls to bomb that bridge, so he took the pussy route and fired Mac.

To answer your 4th grade history question. I hope you don't think the Army stormed Normandy by themselves? The British and Canadians had just as many units there as the Army did.Therefore, the Army gets no glory for Normandy. Actually, it was pure luck how they took the beach, all the Nazis had to do was shift their troops and the allies were finished, but the Nazi generals could not make any decisions without Hitler's approval. Hitler was sleeping, and they were not allowed to wake up Hitler, true story... So Normandy was a joke.

The Marines were in the Pacific alone kicking the Japanese ass, never lost a battle in the Pacific. Then they raised the flag by themselves at Hiroshima, Marines don't share their glory with anyone unlike the Army.

To answer your other elementary question about how much damage the Marines did in Europe. All I know is the Nazis nicknamed the Marines the "Devil Dawgs" because they were/are ferocious fighters. I never heard of the Nazis giving the Army any props..did you? If the Army were such badasses in Europe then why did the Soviets get to take Berlin? Just askin.

Dude, you are not trying to say you have a Purple Heart, are you? Your next post you might try to insinuate you won the CMH..lol..

Here's a quote from the commies...lol




Do not attack the First Marine Division. Leave the yellowlegs alone. Strike the American Army.
Orders given to Communist troops in the Korean War;
shortly afterward, the Marines were ordered
to not wear their khaki leggings.

How many marines and soldiers died because MacArthur chose to threaten and provoke the Chinese by pursuing the war above the 38th parallel, against an executive order specifically forbidding it unless there was major Soviet or Chinese intervention? Last time I checked, United States military personnel are subservient to the civilian government and take an oath to that effect. If you disagree with the civilian policy you leave the service by resigning your commission, that's a Prussian tradition. Perhaps Mac saw himself as the modern Caesar and limited war couldn't be reconciled in his world view so he decided to "cross the Rubicon" with his nuke threats?

Finally, I doubt a 4th grader has the knowledge of history to challenge your marine mythology; Look at the order of battle for the major pacific campaigns...Europe was given the priority and the United States Army was not only tasked with doing all the fighting in Europe but also the heavy lifting in the Asian theater....compare the GDP of Japan in 1940 and the United States...the outcome was obvious. I know you were indoctrinated to believe a marine with a K-bar could kill Godzilla, Superman, Batman and the Hulk simultaneously but believing something doesn't make it true. Just sayin'.
 
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