I could post a long list of shit that I have done in my lifetime (which is only half as long as yours) that would make me look a lot better than some drunk felon with multiple arrests who thinks he is somebody because he went to college 20 fucking years ago.
But I don't have to beat my chest and brag about what I have done on the internet to make my day bearable. You think pretty highly of yourself for someone who can't control their alcoholism, can't let go of the past, can't get over ex girlfriends who hate you, and has multiple arrests due to anger management issues. Assault, battery, resisting arrest, DUI, DUI again, beating up a woman....? Come on bro are you serious?
My success in life is pretty well documented on this site, and you are making yourself look foolish by calling me out. Most of the people here know I am pretty well off due to my own hard work and education, and very happy with my family.
Yeah, I have degrees, Honorable Discharge from Military Service, a nice home, a very good job.
Who here gives a fuck about any of that?
My greatest achievement in life? It's one you'll NEVER be able to have.
I have a beautiful loving family that I would die for and kill for, a wonderful, beautiful, intelligent wife who loves me unconditionally, and a daughter who will NEVER have to worry about having to ride down to the jailhouse with Mommy to bail Daddy's drunk ass out of jail.
You will never know what that's like.
You are a failure as a man.
Boom. Java is the biggest joke on the internet.