The wandering eye

[DR. NOE]

Just wandering how many people on the board are creatures of observation. Sometimes its hard to devert your attention away from a sexy woman, you know, she walks by and catches your eye, in that figure hugging mimi-dress and bang, those old age instincts kick in. Involuntarily, my eyes take note of the bright markings, the decorative plumage, those sexy genetic traits so generously on display. Then in a instant, my stone age mind that lies deep in my space age head, locks in my trained visual sensors, on the new female that has enter my territorry, at which point, I start to gather basic information about the mating potential of this sexy women. It happens so fast, that I am not aware of it. Then, it hits me, morality kicks in, I am married. That's also when, I notice my wife glaring at me for having a wandering eye.

Are you committed to your love one but still can't get rid of that wandering eye.

 

[The Dude]

The wandering eye will never leave you or your wife. You both will always look. But neither of you will act if you're faithful. Unless, of course, she likes girls too. Then let her play and maybe you'll get to play too.

 

[HappyScrappy]

when I ran track in college there was a guy on the team with two wandering eyes. it was kinda creepy - you never knew where or who he was looking at when he was talking.
I've vowed never to get a wandering eye ever since.

 

[BigGuns2]

The only thing that will stop a wandering eye is death!

 

[Peyote Killa]

It's just like going window shoping. As long as you don't make any purchases, you should have a clear conscience.

 

[DR. NOE]

How about comparing it to going to a museum. Just because your not permitted to touch the objects doesn't mean you can't look at them. After all women are like art and it would be a sin not to appreciate them in their great diversity.

 

[HappyScrappy]

its easy - as soon as you get into a relationship for more than 5 minutes, just gouge out your eyes

 

[Longhorn85]

Most married guys have figured out that you have to have a standard line that you can tell your wife when she catches you staring at another woman.

Mine is always: "You would look good in that outfit"

Others I've heard of are "nice shoes" and "I can't believe she's wearing that"

It seldom fools my wife, but at least it gets a laugh out of her

 

[ccc]

just because you are on a diet, does not mean you cant look at the menu now does it?

 

[Pamela]

God made things of beauty to look at,
for men and women.


Pamela

 

[Arioch]

Invest in a pair of wraparound sunglasses.

 

[Longhorn85]

just because you are on a diet, does not mean you cant look at the menu now does it?

Or have a little taste now and then?