The Two Hand Grip Test....

[WODIN]

I was listening to Opie and Anthony radio show a few weeks ago. They had a caller on the show say that in order to have a decent size Piehole Pleaser a guy had to be able to have an erection upon which he was able to wrap both hands around with a little something left at the top.

I took the test a while ago in the mens room because I got this really throbbing erection...Mixed up the allergra and viagra again...anwya...I'm glad to say I pass.

So go forth now young and old men of elite and post up your results to the Two Hand Grip Test.

 

[havoc]

I passed this test in the 7th grade.

 

[The Shadow]

yep - I pass

 

[kunta]

what if you can't pass the test with one hand?

 

[decem]

passed it in the 5th grade..





cornhole.. you're supposed to be holding YOUR OWN penis for the test..

 

[WODIN]

Please in the 7th grade I was a raging hardon. I would have done you! LOL!!!

 

[havoc]

Please in the 7th grade I was a raging hardon. I would have done you! LOL!!!

Too much info you Amish giant.

 

[Y_lifter]

Does it still count if I have kinda Small hands for a big guy ?
It's the Italian in me I guess. Call me Sausage fingers.

 

[WODIN]

That was an issue for Opie and Anthony which they discussed in great detail. The jist is that if you have small hands and still cant get a dual hand grip then you are a woman with an egorged clit.

 

[Y_lifter]

Well, If I had a third hand, I could use it...
Smalls ?

 

[HappyScrappy]

my hands are big and my unit is VERY small. think small, really small - and then it is smaller than that.

 

[Pineapple Devil]

i failed with flying colors!! wahoo!!!! bet none of you can say that can you?!!

 

[velvett]

How often do I have to you guys?


It's about the tongue!

 

[WODIN]

I can do pushups with my tongue!

 

[The Shadow]

I can wrap two hands around my tongue as well.....

 

[Y_lifter]

I can wrap two hands around my tongue as well.....

LOL at the Dreamers....Corn and WODIE

 

[gymtime]

So THAT'S why Nature Boy was talking about getting some fingers removed. It all makes sense now.

 

[WODIN]

lol @ gymtime...

I can punch a hole through sheet metal with my tongue!!

 

[the nature boy]

So THAT'S why Nature Boy was talking about getting some fingers removed. It all makes sense now.

lol

I pass barely. Does it count if one of your hands is on your taint?

 

[HumorMe]

i failed with flying colors!! wahoo!!!! bet none of you can say that can you?!!

Only the honest people claim that!

 

[WODIN]

lol

I pass barely. Does it count if one of your hands is on your taint?

As long as you are not fingering your bunghole I think you still pass.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I think one of my hands might even cover it up.
normally this would be a great opportunity for a pedophile type joke, but with that little girl in CA and that guy they found... I don't feel much like those jokes right now.

 

[The Shadow]

for some reason the word taint makes me miss DOT

 

[HumorMe]

for some reason the word taint makes me miss DOT

I've been away but where has DOT been?

 

[gymtime]

DOT is on an extended leave. I've been in touch with him and all is well with him and the family. But I miss the little fucker too.

 

[HumorMe]

Thanks Gymtime for the update. I miss his humor!

 

[gymtime]

Thanks Gymtime for the update. I miss his humor!

Welcome bro. He'll be happy to know his name came up on a thread loosely based on masturbation!

 

[HumorMe]

Welcome bro. He'll be happy to know his name came up on a thread loosely based on masturbation!

Let's not forget to include how long our dumps are either.