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....it sucks to be a Dick
10.You've got a hole in your head.
9.Your master strangles you all the time.
8.Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
7.You shrink in cold water.
6.You never get a haircut.
5.You always hang around with 2 nuts.
4.Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
3.Your best friend is a pussy.
2.Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.
1.Everytime you get excited, you throw up
10.You've got a hole in your head.
9.Your master strangles you all the time.
8.Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
7.You shrink in cold water.
6.You never get a haircut.
5.You always hang around with 2 nuts.
4.Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
3.Your best friend is a pussy.
2.Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.
1.Everytime you get excited, you throw up
