***the Stupid Daily Gym Story Thread***

[Burning_Inside]

this is a thread to post all of your daily silly stories from the gym.

My story for the day....


Hot older blonde chick was ragging on my 2 buds that work there about a tanning apointment. She was complaining because they have to wait at least 15 minutes for someone to come in after their scheduled tanning appointment. She had a problem with that.

Bud that works there is jumping up on top of the counter in a single leap after being egged on by the day care worker.

the end.

 

[Garza]

My story.....

I was in the locker room getting ready for a shower when this guy...from turkey i later found out....comes out of the sauna. I thought he asked me for a massage, I then got kinda worried. It turns out he was asking if the gym had a massage therapist. Anyway, he was quite odd but had a good build and spoke decent english. But the whole massage thing scared me.

 

[Hugh Gellatts]

Speaking of weird bathroom encounters with Turkish guys...


Years ago I attended a summer program in France and was assigned to room with two Turkish brothers. These guys seemed okay, except that they really didn't believe in changing clothes or using deoderant. This wasn't too bad because the room was split in two. The bathroom was on their side though. The first day I went to go take a shower, and the brothers became very interested in the fact that I was jacked. I quickly
went into the bathroom, shut the door, and took a shower. I then went out for a while. When I came back I heard a loud banging and one of them was saying "hit it again! Its not broken yet!" Not wanting to interupt whatever the hell they were doing, and also sorta disturbed by it, I quickly left and slept in the room of a girl I'd been chilling with. The next day I went back to the room to take a shower. Both brothers were there, and they informed me that the light in the bathroom seemed to be broken, and I would have to leave the door partially open to have light. As I took my shower I began to wonder why the hell the shower curtain was ripped and lying on the floor. My shower was cut short when I heard the chick I was seeing yell for me to hurry the hell up. Later I asked her why she was so impatient, and she said "Well, I didn't want to tell you this, but when I came into your room those two Turkish guys were standing next to the bathroom door and were very absorbed in watching you shower."

I felt sorta bad after beating the shit out of both of the brothers. I mean I'm not homophobic or anything, but you gotta draw the line somewhere

 

[theoak01]

a hottie walked by my work today with a hot pink shirt on with see through pants and a matching thong

 

[Jimsbbc]

There are some dancers at the 24hr I lift at. Ok, there are quite a few. I am in there at about noon cause I get to work at 2. Well, this is when they are in there, since they work at night. Sometimes it makes it hard to concentrate when there are double D's bouncing around in your face. I think they like to wear the tiny little sports bras with breasts popping out, bending over a lot, to show em off. Like I am supposed to not stare at that?

 

[Superfoot]

OK...

In my gym at college there was this professor type guy in his 50s that used to lift there. His name was Biceps Guy because he decided that this was the only body part he would do. His favorite excersize was preacher curl where he would load up the curl bar with about 150% of his one rep max and proceed to curl it. This was an amazing feat because he would swing and contort his body to get this weight up but some how managed to keep both elbows on the machine.

I saw him there for about 2 years and never once did he slip a disk or fire hip off the machine and go down. ...simply amazing!

 

[bgdaddysmooth]

I was doing hammer curls a few years back. I really get jacked about arms, so I'm going nuts. The whole gym is looking at me and I"m just loving it. Then, on my last set, I got a little too fired up and belted myself in the eye with a dumbell. I had a black eye for the whole next week.

 

[HappyScrappy]

that's interesting kartchick b/c when you post pics, I forget you have any other body parts other than legs or ass....

 

[tomcat]

I think FABIO visited my Gym this morning..
This Dude about 40 comes strolling in wearing a Tank Top over a Beer belly.
High ridin Satin Shorts and that Fabio style long hair.
To top it off, he is wearing his 70's style Shades as he is doing bench.
It took him 20 Min to setup to do a set of 5 animated reps with about 100 lbs...
He keeps looking around to see in anyone is noticing his highness.
We were all noticing all right