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The " Sig Worthy" Shit Thread!!

this made me laugh:

LX-2 said:
I heard you freaked out at the local Dairy Queen cause you specifically asked for two straws for one milkshake and for them not to slice the bananas for your sundae......hahahha FAGGOT!!
 
StickFigure said:
Growing up my uncle would always tell me that he was ticklish on his leg since I was only 6 I thought it would be pretty fun, well then he grabbed my hand and made me pet his slinky untill it puked in my eye, I can't help but to flinch when fiesty makes my sandwiches with mayonais:


This is the definition of TMI
 
pdaddy said:
lol, If you ever need someone to talk to about your past bro, Lestate said he'd always be willing to listen.

Yeah, he told me I should stay away from you but I have this strange attraction to you I just can't shake. :qt:
 
StickFigure said:
Yeah, he told me I should stay away from you but I have this strange attraction to you I just can't shake. :qt:

Sadly this isn't new to me, I'm more than familiar with the symptoms you must be going through. My attraction has become my infliction. I'm sensing it's hereditary since my brother is stricken with the same affliction. No cure....
 
pdaddy said:
Sadly this isn't new to me, I'm more than familiar with the symptoms you must be going through. My attraction has become my infliction. I'm sensing it's hereditary since my brother is stricken with the same affliction. No cure....

you made your slinky puke on him too??
 
i love smurfy sig, but im not sure who she was going off on.
 
oh and woot when he said he was quiting being a plat member or something like that.

:lmao:
 
im sure i have said something witty once....


somebody?



ANYBODY?
 
EnderJE said:
We only love you for your body, not your mind.

we all know thats bullshit.

i get all my pics out of cosmo magazine :verygood:
 
foreigngirl said:
I can't control my BM's due to decreased elasticity in my sphincter muscle :(

You might want to consult your family DR. Eat high fiber diet, that might help a little.
 
pdaddy said:
You might want to consult your family DR. Eat high fiber diet, that might help a little.


thanks for the advice.....and for your hemorroids - dont use Prep H, it doesnt work. Put some PB and let your dog lick it. The dogs saliva has healing effect
 
foreigngirl said:
thanks for the advice.....and for your hemorroids - dont use Prep H, it doesnt work. Put some PB and let your dog lick it. The dogs saliva has healing effect

Well it's quite amazing that I even got them at all then. I have the cleanest asshole in the universe, all thanks to my dog and PB.
 
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