the road-house side show thread!!!!

[Big Brother Val]

I started to read this thread... for some reason I never clicked on it, which is rare on a DBaller thread. Got through about three pages... maybe some day I'll read all 19... but I think I'd rather eat the ass out of a dead rhino.

You people are confused.
They've confused you.
It's all very confusing.

 

[dballer]

I started to read this thread... for some reason I never clicked on it, which is rare on a DBaller thread. Got through about three pages... maybe some day I'll read all 19... but I think I'd rather eat the ass out of a dead rhino.

You people are confused.
They've confused you.
It's all very confusing.

It is post like these that make me pull the gun from my mouth... hahahhaa
Just kidding Val... I know it is confusing. When you are sick from eating the tuna... I will print it all out and read it to you.

 

[Big Brother Val]

I can see it now:

Val: "But DBaller... I don't wanna eat any more"
DBaller: "Just two more bites, and I'll read you this thread."

Val: Eats two more bites... and while chewing, contemplates suicide to rid him of the taste and smell.

After the story was over:

Val: "That thread was worth eating the Science Project, DBaller."
DBaller: "It sure was, Val. It sure was."

 

[dballer]

I can see it now:

Val: "But DBaller... I don't wanna eat any more"
DBaller: "Just two more bites, and I'll read you this thread."

Val: Eats two more bites... and while chewing, contemplates suicide to rid him of the taste and smell.

After the story was over:

Val: "That thread was worth eating the Science Project, DBaller."
DBaller: "It sure was, Val. It sure was."

AWESOME!!!

 

[jeep310]

Good evening all......too tired to think of anything funny or useful right now......too tired..........and I am a loser...........later.

 

[Kahn]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Cool to wed in Vegas. Way cooler if I can fit it in. When is it to be pulled off? I'll see if I can trade a time share for a condo and wreck the whole fuckin town.

 

[dballer]

Kahn.. you my friend.. are invited!!!

 

[HighIntensity]

THIS THREAD LIVES...

 

[Kahn]

Couple more pages and this thread will develope a heartbeat. Can you believe this much babble has more pages than Nats body shots?

 

[§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ]

and now a little quote from nine inch nails and the downward spiral, because i am in a pissy mood
here it is

he couldn't believe how easy it was. he put the gun in his face...bang! (so much blood for such a tiny little hole)
problems have solutions. a lifetime of fucking things up, fixed in one determined flash
everything's blue in this world, the deepest shade of mushroom blue. all fuzzy, spilling out of my head