the road-house side show thread!!!!

[dballer]

that is cool.. it is just somthing else I can brag about.

I have performed 3 surgerys on myself. I was gonna try to sew it up last night... but I wussed out. There was way too much blood. But it turned out.. the cut was not that big anyhow.

Thanks for asking.

 

[§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ]

eee.. i hate blood
i could never stitch myself up
but i am finally to the point i can give myself IM shots, but i dont think thats something to brag about

 

[dballer]

that depends on what is in the shot!!! Right?

 

[§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ]

hehe, very true

 

[polarpixie]

Slot car races??? baby you're gonna have to explain what that is to me! Sounds like a rocking time tho!

Alright!!! Got meself a bridesmaid!!! Whhhooooohoooo!!! I can play the bongo drums! Finally!!!

I'm glad you are ok now dballer!!! I was worried! It sounds pretty painful! Is it swollen? Are you gonna have to talk with a lisp and have no taste buds for a few days?

I could see stitching myself up...only if I had no other options and my life depended on it tho!!


How's eveyone doing today btw??? Me, I am great!!! Now that I'm not sick anymore!!! I feel like this:

 

[dballer]

I am ok.. it is not swollen and I am on ALOT of hydrocodone!!! I took about 60mg 10 minutes ago!! I like that stuff.

I will not talk with a lisp and the buds are fine. I am eating a burger now.

Did you know that we could get married over the internet?

 

[polarpixie]

I will not talk with a lisp and the buds are fine.

YAY! Although I was hoping you were going to ask me to spoon-feed you...LOL!

Did you know that we could get married over the internet?

Hahaha! No I did not know that! I think they did that on an episode of Drew Carey once, but I thought they just made that up!!! Sounds like the perfect solution for us, being in different cities and all!!!

 

[dballer]

Well.. I would rather have the Elvis wedding though. I also believe in kissing the bride when the wedding is final!

You can still spoon feed me though!!

 

[polarpixie]

dballer, I'd love to spoon feed you!!! That would be soooo romantic!!!

Yeah, the Elvis wedding would be a dream come true!!! Maybe Dread can dress up like Lisa Marie! And you can find a best man to dress up like Michael Jackson! Hahaha! The kissing the bride will be my favorite part though!!!

 

[dballer]

I have a friend named Michael Jackson.. but he is black.. I think with some minor mods.. he could pass as the plastic faced child molester though!!!

I am pretty excited!! I do not even want a bachlor party!!!