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The retarded guy and my girl friend

Turd Ferguson said:
I'll see if he is game. I can have my gf stand by so he can get it up.


And here I thought everyone was spanking away to the girls I dated...
 
please tell me this is a huge joke... I can't make it pass page one and I love man lotion.
 
Frisky said:
please tell me this is a huge joke... I can't make it pass page one and I love man lotion.
I wish it was. That image will be tatooed in my mind for ever. And the feeling of the lotion. I was like Dooooohhh Ahhhhhh OMG. in my mind. I wish I could have been outside myself and saw the look on my face.
 
jackangel said:
btw, were his down syndrome strokes fast and furious or relaxed and smooth?
It was weired like he wasn't doing it right because of the fucked up hand he had. Even when he was drinking his beer it was almost like he had to underhand it and sip with fish lips.

Me and JH1 used to talk about how some people have a birth defect and have a "little" hand. We used to joke about making a porn with a chick with a little hand and using it on guys to stroke them. LOL That is freaking funny. Oh Baby use the little hand ughhhh hhhhhaaaaa. :p
 
^^^^ WTF?

Why are you draggging my good* name into your tiny hand fantasies?










*good=worthless
 
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