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Turd Ferguson
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My best friend (not JH1 who dosen't even consider me a friend anymore cause my wife dosen't fuck dudes for coke) had a birthday last week so I told him that we would go out for dinner and drinks the past Sat. night.
I bring the girlfriend along, we go with another couple and his wife to dinner. Had a o.k. dinner and decided to go to our favorite cheers type bar. Lil place in Florissant where we all grew up. There is a young retarted kid who I have seen in there before drinking like a fish. I don't understand why they give the retarted kid liquor or who may be f'd in the head enough to give the kid a ride up to the bar or let him out of sight to go to a bar.
Anyway we are drinking and I see the kid muggin my girl from across the room. He makes a b-line to our table and asks my buddy, "whats her name" with that retarded accent. My friend says "you should go ask her" So he comes up and says "whats your name" so she tells him and then there was that awkward silence where we all didn't know what to say. He takes a swig of his beer with his goofed up hand grip. Almost like an underhand swig. Then walks away.
About 5 min later I go to the bathroom and caught him jacking off on the toliet.
We partied for a while and we we got ready to leave I went to the bathroom again. This time he waited for me to leave and came back to tell my girl that he thought she was beautiful.
Then on the way out he shook my hand and I could feel lotion on it still.
I bring the girlfriend along, we go with another couple and his wife to dinner. Had a o.k. dinner and decided to go to our favorite cheers type bar. Lil place in Florissant where we all grew up. There is a young retarted kid who I have seen in there before drinking like a fish. I don't understand why they give the retarted kid liquor or who may be f'd in the head enough to give the kid a ride up to the bar or let him out of sight to go to a bar.
Anyway we are drinking and I see the kid muggin my girl from across the room. He makes a b-line to our table and asks my buddy, "whats her name" with that retarded accent. My friend says "you should go ask her" So he comes up and says "whats your name" so she tells him and then there was that awkward silence where we all didn't know what to say. He takes a swig of his beer with his goofed up hand grip. Almost like an underhand swig. Then walks away.
About 5 min later I go to the bathroom and caught him jacking off on the toliet.
We partied for a while and we we got ready to leave I went to the bathroom again. This time he waited for me to leave and came back to tell my girl that he thought she was beautiful.
Then on the way out he shook my hand and I could feel lotion on it still.
