Klu's got him trapped in a wok.
Soklueles just come clean after all these years and admit you are Hammy. We all know it. Your probably using a proxy to avoid any IP tracking software they use to check for alters. Just go ahead and come out of the closet... you'll feel a lot better.
Ok i will come clean. I AM the almighty karma king Hamstershaver. I am witty, I am clever and I also can impregnate myself. I am the ultimate alter.
SoKlubacca paralyzed Hammy one day when she sat on him demanding sexicles.
Poor bastard cannot surf the internets anymore.
I bet she used a tranquilizer gun. Hammy most definately would not have let his junk go anywhere near a vajahjah unless he was incapacitated in some way.
thats because omega gave him 6 pills of amp 02 and 3 lipoflames preworkout.That lil bugger is doing some serious cardio in that wok!
RADAR
No, he didn't see it coming. He was laying on the floor watching the fly trap collect flys. He thought SoKlu was sucking down the dozen donuts he just brought home. She rolled up on him...literally.
im so glad that soklueles isnt reading this or gotmilk and BBF might hurt her feelings
I sure wish SoKuku would post a little more and maybe just once tell Hammy to post a couple of times. It's golf season

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