The "Quote the person above you and change the contents of the quote" Thread

[SoKlueles]

i want my carpet munched

 

[SoreArms]

I'm going otu and buying the new issue of Oprah magazine. It has great diet tips

Is that where you get all your advice from? I'm so dissapointed.

 

[onerepmaximum]

If Onerepmaximum misquotes me, I'm gonna eat his children.

I'm not taking any chances.

 

[SoKlueles]

whats wrong with the Oprah Magazine? lol i think its cool

 

[Dougly]

whats wrong with the Oprah Magazine? lol i think its cool

 

[SoKlueles]

nothing SoKlueles, i cant wait for every month for the magazine to come to my doorstep

 

[hamstershaver]

i wish i was hung like hammy, hell i wish i was hung like a 5 year old

sorry shorty

 

[hamstershaver]

next time i masturbate im gonna wear gloves, dang i hate having stinky fingers

phew

 

[hamstershaver]

Deteras did i leave my butt plug on your night stand last night big boy?.

sicko

 

[SoKlueles]

phew