The "Quote the person above you and change the contents of the quote" Thread

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I am just glad I passed out from the weed before all those homos tore me up last time I was at U of M

bro- on a side note, one night we were partying and my buddy is so wasted he is crawling on the ground back to the room from the bathroom in the dorm... anyways, he gets to our door and reaches up to turn the knob, BUT he went to the door on the LEFT and not the RIGHT... as he crawls into the room across the hall, he thinks "wait, why are all the lights off" and looks up to see to gay guys going at it full throttle, one railing the other furiously...

he pukes all over the carpet (I think this was not cause of the close homosexual encounter, but cause of the inebriation)...

one of the gay guys (I forgot to ask, top or bottom) then said "excuse me, can you please leave?"

he crawled backwards out the door and crawled back into our room...

LOL

 

[perkele]

Hi Perk

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

This thread is killing me.....

 

[Dougly]

g'ed up from the feet up, potna

 

[Gambino]

Sheet, all youse puck ass ain't no match for mes

 

[Gambino]

bro- on a side note, one night we were partying and my buddy is so wasted he is crawling on the ground back to the room from the bathroom in the dorm... anyways, he gets to our door and reaches up to turn the knob, BUT he went to the door on the LEFT and not the RIGHT... as he crawls into the room across the hall, he thinks "wait, why are all the lights off" and looks up to see to gay guys going at it full throttle, one railing the other furiously...

he pukes all over the carpet (I think this was not cause of the close homosexual encounter, but cause of the inebriation)...

one of the gay guys (I forgot to ask, top or bottom) then said "excuse me, can you please leave?"

he crawled backwards out the door and crawled back into our room...

LOL

Don't surprise, flamers every where on that campus...definetly the "in" thing, esp with all those rich artsy east coasters attending...my bro moved out of a dorm (east quad?) 'cause his whole floor was gay, lol

 

[SoreArms]

I'm going to say something nice so no one makes fun of me

 

[perkele]

Umm...I Did Not Have Sex With The Woman, Ms. Lewinsky.

STFU

 

[Gambino]

Hamstershave really likes my new tounge ring

 

[SoreArms]

Note to self: must find something other than duct tape for "tucking", it pulls too many hairs.