The "Quote the person above you and change the contents of the quote" Thread

[SoKlueles]

sigh, my penis is so small, most would call mine a clitorus

 

[string_bean00]

My clit is so big that I can literally bend a guy over and fuck him with it!

 

[SoKlueles]

i bet my clit is bigger than yours!

 

[string_bean00]

When Hammy gives me a mercy fuck I fantasize that he is Jon Bon Jovi.

 

[SoKlueles]

when hammy gives me a mercy fuck, i fantasize he is sorearms

sicko

 

[string_bean00]

I wish I could land a guy with a penis big enough to satisfy me.

 

[SoKlueles]

envy me soklu....i HAVE landed a guy with a penis big enough to satisfy me

 

[string_bean00]

I haven't gotten laid since 1982. I probably have cobwebs down there!

 

[SoKlueles]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA u said cobwebs

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA time to dust off the cobwebs from my you know what