The "Quote the person above you and change the contents of the quote" Thread

[SoreArms]

Are bell bottoms still "in"?

 

[string_bean00]

I haven't had sex in about four months now!

Sorry to hear that, bro.

 

[SoreArms]

Dude, the senior center is the spot for hooking up

 

[string_bean00]

I'm always up for some geriatric lovin'!

 

[SoreArms]

just dont forget the epsom salt, that like spanish fly for these old broads

dude, you are way out there

 

[SoKlueles]

I like some hot guy messin with my bunghole

 

[SoreArms]

I like Bon JOvi cause he looks like a girl and I'm really a lesbian

 

[Gymgurl]

Jon has a hot little ass

 

[SoKlueles]

DAMN!!!!SoKlueles just said that Jon was a lesbian, i thought he was a guy, and i want to hit that ass

 

[hamstershaver]

i can fit 4 penises in my kitty at one time

great