The Post your best joke thread

[HappyScrappy]

knock knock

who's there?

interrupting cow

interru... - cut in and say "MOOOOO"


Also, on Comedy Central's Daily Show, they said that some dude announced that he had done a scientific study and the world's funniest joke is:
Two men are in the woods hunting. A horrible mishap leads to the accidental shooting of one of the friends. The other one frantically gets on his cell phone and calls 911.

The woman on the other end of the line says, "Okay, first, let's make sure he is dead."

There is a pause on the other end of the line, and then several gunshots are heard, and then another pause.

Then the guy picks up and says "Okay, now what?"

 

[WraithMaster]

An ederly man is waiting for his wife to come to bed. While he is waiting, she decides to add a little spice into there 50 year marriage. She gets completely naked and throws on her robe, for a little flying adventure. She comes out of the room at top speed, rips off her robe and yells, SUPER PUSSY!!! The man looks at her and says "I'll have the soup!"

 

[TheProject]

knock knock

who's there?

interrupting cow

interru... - cut in and say "MOOOOO"

As stupid as that joke is...it's funny as hell.

 

[Finaject2001]

As stupid as that joke is...it's funny as hell.

That about sums up your entire existence pretty nicely. Stupid-yet funny.

 

[Citruscide]

Finaject2001's bicep pose... back pose... hmmm... I could go on. ROFL!!!

C

 

[Finaject2001]

You may start my avatar countdown Ditty. This is about to go to the next level.

 

[sereneman]

Let me tell you about Brewster Rooster. He fucked a snail, he fucked a snipe, he fucked every ***damn thing in sight. One day Farmer Brown said to Brewster, "Brewster one day you are gonna fuck yourself to death." Sure enough as Farmer Brown was working his fields he came upon Brewster lying dead as a doornail. He muttered, "I told you Brewster that you were gonna fuck yourself to death." Brewster raised up, put his finger to his mouth and pointed to the sky and whispered, "SHhhhh Buzzards."