The Original Fight Story

[brianharper94]

Between this one and stfu_mofo's threads, this is the funniest this board has ever been. George should put this on the platinum board, then everyone would join it, just to read yall's crazy shit.

 

[str8cubano]

im fucking dying here..alright guys im off for a weekend of beer sex and drugs..and the hindering of my gains....have a good one!

 

[momwarndu]

damn impostors... ONLY ONE TRUE m0f0 !!!
Dont let him catch you poser... or it's suplex time, and that aint no Joke...cuz ...you know who...dont joke!!

 

[Amaf_II]

Thats right I dont joke, and Im warning you mom, keep it up and u will be the next to get bitch slapped, now stfu m0f0.

 

[Enigmaxxx7]

LMAO

I knew this would be funny when I saw Amaf_II.


Good thing the guy didn't ask you how to reseal a drink.

 

[FreakMonster]

i think your a total scum bug, learn to have respect for people, especially the woman that works at mcdonalds.

Uh oh watch out!! We have a flame war between mofo and Luvs2juice. BOTH legendary men of our times.

This could get really ugly guys!!! Back up!!

 

[FreakMonster]

So Im hangin out in McDonalds play place as usual on a friday night, when all of a sudden these tough guys walk up to me. They go, its our turn on the slide bitch. So I say back off before I dicksmack u. Anyway they wont back off so I go into a wrestling stance just to freak them out because my suplex cant be broken. All of a sudden some of his boys start comin and they go now your fucked bitch, but I wasnt scared. So Im like Ill take any one of you strength to strength not bitch to bitch like your used to. Anyway the first kids steps up, and I just go crazy, I get him in a quick sleeper hold then turn him around and belly to belly suplex his ass. Anyway that made all these pussies back off, and u know what I dont care, thats just the way it is, and if anyone else steps up they will get smacked down.
So finally I go up to the counter to get my happy meal and the bitch forgot to put the toy in, so I say wheres my fuckin toy slut and she just gives me a dumb stare so I just dicksmack her then leave.

Was this really the original fight story? I thought it was different?

 

[CRAZYPITBULL]

Sleeper Hold?

 

[xmoulton508x]

HAHAHAHA!!!

 

[momwarndu]

Thats right I dont joke, and Im warning you mom, keep it up and u will be the next to get bitch slapped, now stfu m0f0.

I apologize for my lack of respect mr Amaf. The gross negligence on my part is deplorable, I assure yu in the future i will give you the respect you deserve...I'm kinda afraid to go back to Mickey D's now for fear of seeing you there!!