The Official Who Is Getting Laid Tonight Thread

[supersizeme]

I plan on doing some shameless fucking tonight. I currently have the official ball gag marinating in some A1 Steak Sauce. While I'm waiting, I have been asphyxiating myself with some twine to get primed up for tonight's events.

 

[biteme]

i could make some phone calls if i REALLY wanted to get laid...

but i'd rather play guitar and workout. No motivation.

welcome to age 30.

-= nav =-

I hear you man. I'll go without it for a while and then when I do get it, after a few times, I don't want it any more. It becomes too much hassle. I can't have sex with someone more than a few times before emotions get involved and I don't need that right now. I feel bad for any women that may have gotten their feelings hurt. I probably shouldn't, but that's the way I am.

 

[rnch]

I am feeling kinda lucky today. What about yall?

who's the lucky guy?


















j/k, dude!!!!!!!

 

[big dog]

50/50 chance for me tonight....Oh coon ass biatch