The Official 'Post a Thread in the Style of another EF Member'

[jh1]

I am so gonna fight George Spellwin in AAP in a death match.... Robert Jan is going to cheer me on. I will loose because you all won't cheer me on.

I will win.

No

Yes.

Loosers... all of us. <----- OMG Did you see that.


Skittles.

 

[gonelifting]

FuckYOU! I JuSt brought an Eyeland In the Carbean! Assholes! I`m living larger than life.

Here`s a pic of how happy I am... www.picofmesmilinghappy.com

You`re all haters, die now.

 

[Lumberg]

I met this great guy I have made lots of mistakes in the past but I feel so comfortable and I love my daughters and my ex causes me mroe drama than anyone in the whole world and I'm moving to France. +

 

[Robert Jan]

I met this great guy I have made lots of mistakes in the past but I feel so comfortable and I love my daughters and my ex causes me mroe drama than anyone in the whole world and I'm moving to France. +

unfunny. had more potential this was just kind of stupid

 

[from zero]

unfunny. had more potential this was just kind of stupid

He should have written like 12 more paragraphs.

 

[jh1]

He should have written like 12 more paragraphs.

In order to get he full affect you have to jump into someone's thread that is not exactly 'Serious' and start over analyzing the situation and argue with them for 5 pages about how sensitive you are, and how they are wrong, and you have been wronged, and that you don't hate men despite what it may seem...

 

[nimbus]

so people are saying that girls dig guys who are in jail,

like "tough guys" with tattoos and a rough attitude. i dunno maybe they have confidence and don't chicks like that stuff?

So my question to you is will pushing my grandma down the stairs get me a woman? i think maybe i should actually push her down the stairs front of a woman so she can see how bad-ass i am, or should i just do it alone and then write some chicks from prison?

plus being in jail will give me the chance to eat right and lift, so i can get the jacked body girls love

i hoped i don't get raped in jail, lol. but maybe that will make me more experienced sexually so i can impress my future woman.

 

[gonelifting]

pants


He/she will be missed.

 

[Lumberg]

I'm back. The bastard lied to me for no reason at all except just to lie. I mean the lies that he told weren't even more flattering than the truth. I don't understand why men do these kinds of things. At least I get to be with my wonderful darling girls again.

 

[jerseyart]

I call bullshit