The Official 'Post a Thread in the Style of another EF Member'

[Lumberg]

jesus2 is here for you.

 

[Testosterone boy]

I would like to welcome are newest member of the booty club, Melanie. I tagged her last night. All I want is some thick booty jiggling in my face, white or black I don't care. My 20 inch guns need to feed on some thick booty NOW!

bo-den or dial-tone?

Which?

 

[Gambino]

dialtone

 

[Lestat]

My life sucks right now. My girlfriend just left me and I`m feeling down. Also, 16 women called,E-Mailed and IM`ed me today before lunch. I had sex with 3 of them on my break at work. OH my life sucks, what should I do, I can`t stop thinking about my ex.

Gotta go now, I have a date with 3 cheerleaders, one of them licked my asshole.

I`m going rafting again at the Playboy Mansion... My life sucks... When will this end?

LOL!! I didn't see this until just now... awesome man.. just awesome.

 

[jh1]

I`m going out to buy cigarettes.

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Should I pick up some milk on the way?