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The official post a pic of your gf's tits thread

How about an ex?
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blueta2 said:
But make sure you're all 16 yrs of age or UNDER


16 years or older where it is legal, but we live in the land of compromise, conformity, assimilation, submission, ignorance, hypocrisy, brutality, and the elite, therefore no posting pics of under 18 unless you want the feds putting your ass in jail because you looked (posted) at the tits of a 16 year old through the internet.
 
javaguru said:
A lot of views and no posters....

More stroke material for you pervs.....

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Plastics are the biggest turn offs....Those are not boobs, those are balloons with skin on them
 
heatherrae said:
Is that your ex wife?
No, she's just one of the 200...dated her last year......my ex wife had solid D's on a 5'2 frame...more ridiculous in comparison to her frame. :worried:

Non-nude ex-wife pic......she got implants and always chose minimizing clothes. :confused:

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javaguru said:
No, she's just one of the 200...dated her last year......my ex wife had solid D's on a 5'2 frame...more ridiculous in comparison to her frame. :worried:

Non-nude ex-wife pic......she got implants and always chose minimizing clothes. :confused:

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Why would she inflate them only to minimize them with clothing? hmmmm...

That girl looks too meaty for you. (the other girl, not your ex-wife) I thought you only liked scrawny malnourished looking 15 year olds?
 
heatherrae said:
Why would she inflate them only to minimize them with clothing? hmmmm...

That girl looks too meaty for you. (the other girl, not your ex-wife) I thought you only liked scrawny malnourished looking 15 year olds?
Both her parents are liberals, her father is a college professor that ran a liberal think tank and her mother is an attorney that works with the ACLU. She felt like her parents and their friends would judge her and she didn't like the unwanted attention big boobs got her. I tried to talk her out of implants, I prefer small and natural.

Crystal is one of the sweetest women I ever dated, she worked two jobs and lived an hour away. We didn't spend a lot of time together and she isn't my "typical" girl. Personality does go a long way with me. The man who lands her is very lucky when it comes to what matters in a relationship. She deserves a good man that will give her what whe deserves....Yes, I broke it off. :)
 
javaguru said:
Then why do most women want them???? Just sayin'

I can only speak for my sister (who got them), Because she wanted men to find her more attractive. And I would not say MOST woman want them, I would say some women
 
heatherrae said:
That girl looks too meaty for you. (the other girl, not your ex-wife) I thought you only liked scrawny malnourished looking 15 year olds?


hahaha.....Hawt!
 
blueta2 said:
I can only speak for my sister (who got them), Because she wanted men to find her more attractive. And I would not say MOST woman want them, I would say some women
I feel safe using the plural....
"In 2006, 329,000 breast augmentation procedures were performed in the U.S.[1]"


1. American Society of Plastic Surgeons. 2007 Report of the 2006 Statistics: National Clearinghouse of Plastic Surgery Statistics. Retrieved on 2007-05-04.
 
javaguru said:
I feel safe using the plural....
"In 2006, 329,000 breast augmentation procedures were performed in the U.S.[1]"


1. American Society of Plastic Surgeons. 2007 Report of the 2006 Statistics: National Clearinghouse of Plastic Surgery Statistics. Retrieved on 2007-05-04.

Augmentation could include reductions as well no? Or lifts?!
 
thelion2005 said:
This is Elizabeth Anne.

If I went too far showing her assets, just delete.

Everything is real except for a little root touch up now and then.


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Bor, you can just copy and paste the image tag from photobucket...no need to add the EF tags.
 
Actually - ya'll have seen gobs of pics of my boobs.

Just want to weigh in on what *some* women (like me) want as far as boobs. I nursed four children. My boobs went from an A barely B to DD four times in five years so when I got down to prepregnancy weight (yea, I actually went down sizes after each baby) I had nothing left but skin, skin, skin. Think about your 65 y/o nekkid rainforest jungle National Geographic native then imagine those boobs on my *way too hot for having boobies like that* body. :( Was NOT a pretty sight.

So I walked into the doc and said, "Please give me tiny little titties that stand up and say - HELLO!" She chuckled. She told me, "You want me to give you 16 y/o's boobies. Sorry I can't do that." I didn't want an implant at all, just a lift. She told me that to have an "aethetically pleasing result" (meaning I would look bangin' sans a bra) I would require not only a mastopexy (breast reconstruction - sorta like a reduction) but an implant as well as I had ZERO breast tissue left.

I would have been happy with a B with my frame at the time. (I was only 105# soaking wet) But because my ex liked bigger boobs I settled on a C.

EVERYONE assumes my boobs are natural (which I think is funny actually). The last thing I wanted was to look like some sort of "feature". :rolleyes:

Now as I am up for renewal, my Old Grump keeps going on and on about getting HYUGE TITTIES (HE LOVES boobs). But the answer is - HELL NO. I don't want or need to go any bigger than I am now. I just want a bit more cleavage. :)
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Actually - ya'll have seen gobs of pics of my boobs.

Just want to weigh in on what *some* women (like me) want as far as boobs. I nursed four children. My boobs went from an A barely B to DD four times in five years so when I got down to prepregnancy weight (yea, I actually went down sizes after each baby) I had nothing left but skin, skin, skin. Think about your 65 y/o nekkid rainforest jungle National Geographic native then imagine those boobs on my *way too hot for having boobies like that* body. :( Was NOT a pretty sight.

So I walked into the doc and said, "Please give me tiny little titties that stand up and say - HELLO!" She chuckled. She told me, "You want me to give you 16 y/o's boobies. Sorry I can't do that." I didn't want an implant at all, just a lift. She told me that to have an "aethetically pleasing result" (meaning I would look bangin' sans a bra) I would require not only a mastopexy (breast reconstruction - sorta like a reduction) but an implant as well as I had ZERO breast tissue left.

I would have been happy with a B with my frame at the time. (I was only 105# soaking wet) But because my ex liked bigger boobs I settled on a C.

EVERYONE assumes my boobs are natural (which I think is funny actually). The last thing I wanted was to look like some sort of "feature". :rolleyes:

Now as I am up for renewal, my Old Grump keeps going on and on about getting HYUGE TITTIES (HE LOVES boobs). But the answer is - HELL NO. I don't want or need to go any bigger than I am now. I just want a bit more cleavage. :)
Ummm...you know the rule so I won't re-state it....
 
blueta2 said:
Augmentation could include reductions as well no? Or lifts?!

No an augmentation is just that - making breasts larger.

A lift and reduction are different procedures.

I had a mastopexy (which is a lift) and implants to fill out the skin. Otherwise I would have ended up looking like some of the dudes here on EF with a BAD case of gyno. :lmao:
 
covergrl80 said:
oh no not me :rolleyes: I have small boobs
I prefer small boobs....your ass more than makes up for it...just sayin' Therefore, you should probably post a full nude...just sayin'.
 
LOL. I could never do that. The picture I posted on the Hottest female EF thread is the closest to nude I will ever post. There is a long story behind those pictures so I have problem showing those. ;)


javaguru said:
I prefer small boobs....your ass more than makes up for it...just sayin' Therefore, you should probably post a full nude...just sayin'.
 
GoldenDelicious said:
im not really a picture person but fuckit
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oh yah shes not my girlfriend. we jsut have coffee together sometimes :)

GD's polite way of saying you fuck now and then. :p
 
javaguru said:
Then why do most women want them???? Just sayin'

I joke about getting them a lot, but I'd never risk it. My ta ta's are small but perfectly shaped and I am not gonna mess these babies up. No pics. plus, it's kind nice being able to wear some shirts that you can't wear a bra with and have it not look trashy. Small boobies have advantages.
 
thelion2005 said:
This is Elizabeth Anne.

If I went too far showing her assets, just delete.

Everything is real except for a little root touch up now and then.


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now those are nice boobs.
 
rubberneck said:
nothing wrong with that!!!! :qt:

I am trying my best to some how learn to love them. But I think I may have them done. The doctor said they will look great beings I already have great shape. I have a lot of thinking to do.
 
covergrl80 said:
I am trying my best to some how learn to love them. But I think I may have them done. The doctor said they will look great beings I already have great shape. I have a lot of thinking to do.


ask yourself this question. If you were alone on a deserted island or there were only women on this earth, would you get them done?
 
blueta2 said:
ask yourself this question. If you were alone on a deserted island or there were only women on this earth, would you get them done?
Some of us like the natural boobs...damn..you wiminz are obsessed with boobz. Yes, I agree with you blueta.......I'm an assman....
 
nefertiti said:
GD's polite way of saying you fuck now and then. :p
lol actually ive downgraded the relationship with that one, since despite being gorgeous and having a ridiculous sex drive, she falls too hard and it always winds up being a drama fest

so coffee it is, with lots of smoky looks followed by glances at nearby usable surfaces (public or not) then laughter afterwards at the crappiness of the situation lol
 
blueta2 said:
ask yourself this question. If you were alone on a deserted island or there were only women on this earth, would you get them done?


Yes. I will be doing it for me and no one else.

Last year I found a lump (big) went in for surgery to have it removed and with the surgery I was left with a nice scar and minus some breast tissue in one area. So it is to please myself.
 
GoldenDelicious said:
lol actually ive downgraded the relationship with that one, since despite being gorgeous and having a ridiculous sex drive, she falls too hard and it always winds up being a drama fest

so coffee it is, with lots of smoky looks followed by glances at nearby usable surfaces (public or not) then laughter afterwards at the crappiness of the situation lol
Dude, just cut off all contact after you hit it...amateur.... :rolleyes:
 
covergrl80 said:
I am trying my best to some how learn to love them. But I think I may have them done. The doctor said they will look great beings I already have great shape. I have a lot of thinking to do.

Don't mess with them. I've heard the same nonsense but it can go wrong and if you take them out you'll never get back what you have now.
 
nefertiti said:
Don't mess with them. I've heard the same nonsense but it can go wrong and if you take them out you'll never get back what you have now.
WTF???? You wiminz are obsessed with big boobs...how many times do I have to say I love me some tiny mams??? WTF!!!! :worried:
 
covergrl80 said:
Yes. I will be doing it for me and no one else.

Last year I found a lump (big) went in for surgery to have it removed and with the surgery I was left with a nice scar and minus some breast tissue in one area. So it is to please myself.


Then you should do it. I personally would not risk my health for boobs, but I'm old and senile
 
nefertiti said:
Don't mess with them. I've heard the same nonsense but it can go wrong and if you take them out you'll never get back what you have now.

I would not be getting them done just because there size. Read post above.
 
blueta2 said:
Then you should do it. I personally would not risk my health for boobs, but I'm old and senile
Not to mention you can lose sensitivity.....just sayin'. Small cups rule.....just sayin'.
 
javaguru said:
WTF???? You wiminz are obsessed with big boobs...how many times do I have to say I love me some tiny mams??? WTF!!!! :worried:

See my previous post. I am not obsessed with them at all. I joke a lot, but I love my girls.
 
javaguru said:
A lot of views and no posters....

More stroke material for you pervs.....

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Name your price for a full size shot of that brick house.


Best I can do

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Here is a couple of my lady friends.

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covergrl80 said:
There all on the potty :worried:

All guys like to take pics of there lady friends on the toilet. I bet there is a few of you floating around.

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javaguru said:
But I don't believe in a God.....

I didn't either until I found girls who never posed before. It is fucking hot to see them all awkward and embarrassed.

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all the whey said:
I didn't either until I found girls who never posed before. It is fucking hot to see them all awkward and embarrassed.

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How old are those photos?

I love there faces!!!!lmao
 
jack_schitt said:
Stoppit ATW...this is making me want to go out and snag a ho.

OK Bro.

Then, I surely won't post my pics of naked girls crying. No one can resist that!!!
 
all the whey said:
I didn't either until I found girls who never posed before. It is fucking hot to see them all awkward and embarrassed.

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:lmao:

those are pretty funny
 
heatherrae said:
:lmao:

those are pretty funny


WTF is so funny??

There awkwardness and shame is so hot!!!!!


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javaguru said:
She ain't into fatties.....
people probably see you in the street and think your fat, bro, youv got some big obliques.

your jacked from the old ass pics iv seen, but i think you have an ugly face
 
javaguru said:
She ain't into fatties.....

I bet she is.

Note the nervous playing with the hair, the looking down, and the biting of the lip. All signs of low self esteem.

Nice choose young Sub. I choose my ladies by their self esteem also.

We all can't be like Swole and Kb who bang perfect 10s!
 
all the whey said:
I bet she is.

Note the nervous playing with the hair, the looking down, and the biting of the lip. All signs of low self esteem.

Nice choose young Sub. I choose my ladies by their self esteem also.

We all can't be like Swole and Kb who bang perfect 10s!
shes prolly confident as shit and just teasing us. shes too hot
 
blueta2 said:
ask yourself this question. If you were alone on a deserted island or there were only women on this earth, would you get them done?

bluetatas, pipe down will you jeez.

covergirly dont listen to her, big boobs are good.

boobs = good.

more boobs = more better.

and put bluetatas on ignore so she doesnt corrupt your pretty little head with silly ideas.
 
Mavafanculo said:
bluetatas, pipe down will you jeez.

covergirly dont listen to her, big boobs are good.

boobs = good.

more boobs = more better.

and put bluetatas on ignore so she doesnt corrupt your pretty little head with silly ideas.
no shit, shes basically saying that people shouldnt try and appear sexy to the opposite sex unless it could be used on a deserted island???

she also supports vegan bodybuilding, so her opinion is obviously crap
 
Mavafanculo said:
bluetatas, pipe down will you jeez.

covergirly dont listen to her, big boobs are good.

boobs = good.

more boobs = more better.

and put bluetatas on ignore so she doesnt corrupt your pretty little head with silly ideas.


I think I am just going back to my natural size, nothing fucking stupid. I hate girls that go from an A cup to a D or DD and look all retarted. :worried:
 
SublimeZM said:
no shit, shes basically saying that people shouldnt try and appear sexy to the opposite sex unless it could be used on a deserted island???

she also supports vegan bodybuilding, so her opinion is obviously crap

I'm putting her in coventry for 2 weeks. that'll learn her
 
covergrl80 said:
EWWWW never, not even if the tit job was free

you would look good with FFF's you could put them in a baby stroller when you go for a walk so you wouldnt even have back problems or anything. do it :D


p.s. My interns are almost done going tru that thing lol
 
SublimeZM said:
people probably see you in the street and think your fat, bro, youv got some big obliques.

your jacked from the old ass pics iv seen, but i think you have an ugly face
post pics borly....
 
javaguru said:
Dude, just cut off all contact after you hit it...amateur.... :rolleyes:
lol no way, sex just gets better with time when you ahve 10 girlfriends imo. plus its nice when its tuesday night and the phone rings, and its like

housemate: who was that
me: sarah
housemate: what did she want?
me: sex!! wooooooo! lol
housemate: cool

an hour later repeat

housemate: who was that?
me: maria
housemate: what did SHE want?
me: same as sarah
housemate: whatcha gonna do?
me: i told her coffee tomorrow
housemate: cool

2 hours later

housemate: who was that?
me: melissa
housemate: did she want a root too?
me: yep
housemate: FUCK YOU

its happened a couple times and my housemate just walks around muttering :lmao:
 
all the whey said:
Here is a couple of my lady friends.

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Hopefully the top pic girl isn't taking a shit. No TP. She must have drip dried. lol
 
covergrl80 said:
I think I am just going back to my natural size, nothing fucking stupid. I hate girls that go from an A cup to a D or DD and look all retarted. :worried:
Hey, I resemble that remark. :worried:

LOL
 
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