The Official "I'll kick your e-ass" Thread

[jack sparrow]

Fight!!!!

 

[WarriorPL]

Bitch.. i can take you.

bring it.

 

[jack sparrow]

You got a problem with me bitch?

 

[feisty11975]

Fight!!!!

I don't like fighting. It makes me sad!

 

[jack sparrow]

I gotta drop a deuce real quick...hang on....

 

[i am what i am]

You got a problem with me bitch?

Well no sir. i'm an e-lover not a e-fighter.

 

[WarriorPL]

I gotta drop a deuce real quick...hang on....

Best post ever.

 

[the-short-one]

pass the chips.

 

[WarriorPL]

You got a problem with me bitch?

Yeah... your face, ugly.

 

[preemo]

lol!!!

 

[Cutiebaby]

i will kick all yo asses...now shup and go cook me some dinner biatches

 

[biteme]

I'm injured.

 

[feisty11975]

Yeah... your face, ugly.

That is sooo 3rd grade lol

 

[i am what i am]

I'm injured.

VAG!





JK Bro

 

[WarriorPL]

i will kick all yo asses...now shup and go cook me some dinner biatches

You have the vagina.

Now go make me a sandwich.

 

[obiwan9962]

not again?!?!?!
can't we all just get along?

 

[Cutiebaby]

You have the vagina.

Now go make me a sandwich.

this vagina only goes into the kitchen to make herself a coffee and that is all......get to cookin boy!

 

[WarriorPL]

not again?!?!?!
can't we all just get along?

You want some too!? I'll take you both.

No problem since i am in fact 6'3" 260lbs and a 6-time world champion kick boxer. FEAR ME

 

[jack sparrow]

I'll kick all of your e-asses...but not tonight. I got some more work to do around here. I'll be back tomorrow to lay down some serious e-smack.

btw: WarriorPL...your ass is grass for calling me ugly

 

[i am what i am]

I'll kick all of your e-asses...but not tonight. I got some more work to do around here. I'll be back tomorrow to lay down some serious e-smack.

btw: WarriorPL...your ass is grass for calling me ugly

You can do it.

 

[jack sparrow]

this vagina only goes into the kitchen to make herself a coffee and that is all......get to cookin boy!

Your vagina can make coffee? Damn...one couldn't ask for a better woman

A lucky man Needto is.

 

[obiwan9962]

You want some too!? I'll take you both.

No problem since i am in fact 6'3" 260lbs and a 6-time world champion kick boxer. FEAR ME

i out weigh you
i have a lower center of gravity
and my martial arts style i wing chun

 

[jack sparrow]

i out weigh you
i have a lower center of gravity
and my martial arts style i wing chun

Everybody Wing Chun tonight LOL (just filling in for The Buddy Christ there LOL)

 

[Cutiebaby]

Your vagina can make coffee? Damn...one couldn't ask for a better woman

A lucky man Needto is.

considering he does not drink coffee he is extremely lucky to have me.

 

[WarriorPL]

You guys got nothing on me..

NUTTIN! ya hear!?

 

[jack sparrow]

You guys got nothing on me..

NUTTIN! ya hear!?

I'm almost to 180 bitch...just wait. I'll bring a fuckin e-bat if I have to.

 

[WarriorPL]

I'm almost to 180 bitch...just wait. I'll bring a fuckin e-bat if I have to.

I'll bring my posse.. then wha!?

 

[jack sparrow]

I'll bring my posse.. then wha!?

I'll think of something...trust me.

Gotta to take out the trash and do some other shit. I'll be back to kick some more e-ass tomorrow.

 

[WarriorPL]

I'll think of something...trust me.

Gotta to take out the trash and do some other shit. I'll be back to kick some more e-ass tomorrow.

Sleep with your eyes open.

 

[obiwan9962]

Everybody Wing Chun tonight LOL (just filling in for The Buddy Christ there LOL)

errrrrrrrrrr
that's wang chung

 

[obiwan9962]

I'll bring my posse.. then wha!?

i got jack's back

 

[foreigngirl]

you guys ready for some ethnic cleansing up in this thread? I got Milosevic's blood

 

[hotzie]

fuck everybody

 

[obiwan9962]

fuck everybody

you're not my type

 

[jack sparrow]

Where the fuck is that sissy ass Wootoom?

And fuck you too Hotz

 

[WarriorPL]

fuck everybody

what the...

 

[the-short-one]

lotta shit talkers up in here. I put my money on the women.

 

[WarriorPL]

lotta shit talkers up in here. I put my money on the women.

I don't hit girls... you'll kick my arse.

 

[hotzie]

Where the fuck is that sissy ass Wootoom?

And fuck you too Hotz

you wish you could fuck me , you faggot

 

[jack sparrow]

you wish you could fuck me , you faggot

You callin me names and shit? I hear thats against TOS. My buddy Pintoca will have your ass band.

 

[hotzie]

You callin me names and shit? I hear thats against TOS. My buddy Pintoca will have your ass band.

fuck the COB-cocksuckers of the board lololol

 

[jack sparrow]

fuck the COB-cocksuckers of the board lololol

lololololllolololl

GlueToom...get your sissy ass in here.

 

[buffer1]

Fight!!!!

lololololololololo

 

[wootoom]

lame

 

[jack sparrow]

lame

 

[wootoom]

not u. i think u understand

 

[jack sparrow]

not u. i think u understand

Yeah I do unfortunately.

 

[WarriorPL]

lame

not str8

 

[obiwan9962]

fuck the COB-cocksuckers of the board lololol

i feel your pain

 

[coldblue1955]

Fight!!!!

can't we all just get along?

 

[obiwan9962]

can't we all just get along?

hey e-bitch
that's my e-line

 

[itlnstln]

hey e-bitch
that's my e-line

LMFAO

 

[Ozz2001]

Fight!!!!

Juicer Alert.........

 

[Whiskey]

Any one of you muther fuckers come within 100 yards of my house, i'll shoot your ass. Fight.. pssh, i'll pluck you off with my rifle

Whiskey

 

[dullboy]

dullboy says you're all a bunch of etards.

 

[stilleto]

i agree with dullboy.

and whiskey is a puss.

 

[Tytan]

step up and get fucked up...........

 

[Whiskey]

i agree with dullboy.

and whiskey is a puss.

Listen here little girl, since i'm not prone to hitting women, i'll bend you over my knee and give you a spanking like no other. You'll be sitting on a doughnut the rest of your life

Whiskey

 

[Lestat]

e-thuggery = lame

 

[Whiskey]

e-thuggery = lame

yeah, maybe so, but there's nothing else to do today

Whiskey

 

[stilleto]

Listen here little girl, since i'm not prone to hitting women, i'll bend you over my knee and give you a spanking like no other. You'll be sitting on a doughnut the rest of your life

Whiskey

I pack a wollop of a punch.

 

[Smurfy]

none of you schmucks would talk like that to my face.

 

[SoreArms]

I got nothing but fat pussy on my dick
word to the motherfucking DJ quick
I'm playing hoes like dominos slapping bones
AMG's on the motherfuckin microphone
I slang dick bitch, nuttin more and nuttin less
You got a C-note hoe? You can take the test
And bring big fat titties and lots of back
You got the woody, and I got the axe
I'm no joke when I stroke for a client
Bitches need dick, so they buyin it
G with the high top fade
Open up ya coach bag; bitch, so I can get paid
And take off your G-string drawers
Bitch eat your Wheaties, cause I don't pause
What are you laughing at? Ain't a damn thing funny
(Bitch betta have my money!)"

 

[obiwan9962]

Any one of you muther fuckers come within 100 yards of my house, i'll shoot your ass. Fight.. pssh, i'll pluck you off with my rifle

Whiskey

is that land yards, standard nautical yards or e-yards?