The official EF Twitter thread (for others)

[miplank]

miplank My wife finally hit puberty!

Puddlemonkey - I wish wendy was as hot as miplanks wife...Hell i wish she just existed.

 

[puddlemonkey]

miplank Now that she's hit puberty, I need to swing by the school after work and find a replacement.

 

[puddlemonkey]

miplank Pedo Bear and I work as a team

 

[miplank]

PuddleMonkey- I hope miplank doesn't alter up and get me intouch with my feminine side, again.

 

[miplank]

PuddleMonkey- I wonder how many bottles of cologne i'll have to buy to fill the void from lack of love in my life.

 

[puddlemonkey]

lol

 

[myway]

lol

 

[OMEGA]

chris302001 My balls finally descended today. Smurfy was standing close by waiting to catch them.


calveless wonder I'm at the coffee shop waiting for my ex-g/f. We were meeting at 11:00am, it's 3:40pm now. She's a little late and not answering her phone, but she'll show.


jon79 My mom laid out the wrong underwear for me today. I told her yesterday no colored briefs! Fuck.


lartinos asdfjnf7h dhsaod 3`nasokeefn'vvrfgrgr[dmm[psmjvoe034jgf0wemsdvm;lwv;lm <~~ That's the result of me pressing the keyboard against my abs, bitches.


Ariel Just finished the movie Back To The Future for the umpteenth time. I always get a spark of dopamine elevation, and sensation of passing joy when Marty J. Fox first steps foot in that DeLorean death trap. My Mac and I agree, the amount of vintage track jackets that could be found traveling back to the 80's is unfathomable.


BIKINIMOM "Login Failed. Your account has been suspended for excessive babbling."


calveless wonder It's 8:00pm and the coffee shop is trying to close. The barista keeps giving me dirty looks. I'm gonna move to one of the open tables outside and wait there. Still no reply to my calls/text.





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olloloolool at the bold

 

[OMEGA]

seconds 16-29 = pure pleasure:

YouTube - "babe "pet minipig

 

[myway]

lol