The Official Ass Sweat on Object Thread

[swole]

High School / College classroom chair sweat

Gym machine ass sweat

Gym floor ass sweat

Ab mat ass sweat

Leather car seat ass sweat

 

[wootoom]

gross

 

[hotzie]

ass sweat is awesome

 

[wootoom]

11

 

[Lestat]

when im having sex and im on bottom my ass sweats through the sheets into the mattress

 

[Daisy_]

when im having sex and im on bottom my ass sweats through the sheets into the mattress

barf....

 

[Daisy_]

Ass Sweat = Swass

 

[Lestat]

barf....

do you like being on top?

 

[wootoom]

do you like being on top?

yes she does

 

[Lestat]

yes she does

next time try reaching around, pulling her cheeks apart, and slipping finger in the bunghole

 

[wootoom]

next time try reaching around, pulling her cheeks apart, and slipping finger in the bunghole

she doesnt like that

 

[Lestat]

she doesnt like that

but she is young, certain things just take time to grow into ya know... like i didn't like seafood my entire life until i turned 18, now I love it.

 

[Daisy_]

yeah dont touch my ass thanks.

 

[wootoom]

but she is young, certain things just take time to grow into ya know... like i didn't like seafood my entire life until i turned 18, now I love it.

lolol good analogy

 

[Lestat]

lolol good analogy

seriously man, most women turn into an anal whore eventually.. just a matter of time. If you don't knock on the door, you'll never know if anyone is home.

 

[wootoom]

i think thats degrading actually

 

[chefbone]

My ex's face after a good tea-baggin' session!!!

 

[Lestat]

My ex's face after a good tea-baggin' session!!!

how sweaty does his face get?

 

[Daisy_]

trust me no one is home.

 

[Lestat]

trust me no one is home.

one day you'll leave the back porch open, and wootoom will be taking the dirt road home!!!

 

[wootoom]

lol

 

[Daisy_]

sick sick sick.
Goodbye

 

[Lestat]

sick sick sick.
Goodbye

its not sick, its all about the pleasure!

 

[chefbone]

how sweaty does his face get?

Sweaty enough to make a tampon blow up to the size of a football!!!

 

[needtogetaas]

Sweaty enough to make a tampon blow up to the size of a football!!!

thats just sick.

 

[swole]

BWHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

this thread should be a sticky, please continue ass sweat stories

 

[swole]

So I was at my boy's pizza shop today enjoying a slice, when I got up suspecting ass sweat on the brownish padded seats. No marks. I assumed ass sweat. This is a regular happening in my life.

 

[chewyxrage]

^lmao @ assumed ass sweat

my training partner ass sweats on the bench sometimes....I make him wipe that shit off. I heard the ladies love it though

 

[swole]

^lmao @ assumed ass sweat

my training partner ass sweats on the bench sometimes....I make him wipe that shit off. I heard the ladies love it though

you know when they love it? when I'm fucking their chest and there's a sweat line on their tummy, that's when they fucking love it

 

[chewyxrage]

you know when they love it? when I'm fucking their chest and there's a sweat line on their tummy, that's when they fucking love it

holy shit, that's a great visual. I usually sweat so much during sex she wouldn't be able to tell the difference...I use a towel and shit....really I should get a sweat band...lmao...I'll take 5

 

[seizer]

sometimes i sit on rocks (big ones) outside, bare ass...and when I stand up, you can see this line of sweat on the rock where my ass crack was. I call that line an "assroglyph"

 

[biteme]

You guys are too much.

 

[swole]

more assweat stories plz

 

[newbiebynature]

im not much of an ass sweater but my lower back sweats profusely...it gets annoying

 

[swole]

im not much of an ass sweater but my lower back sweats profusely...it gets annoying

That can creep down below the back beltline therefore venturing into assweat territory. You have assweat.

 

[swole]

Dunk, here was our first marketing campaign for the product.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

you know when they love it? when I'm fucking their chest and there's a sweat line on their tummy, that's when they fucking love it

WTF?



pics please



I line my leather seats with a towel when I have shorts on cause my freaking legs sweat. My ass doesn't sweat though, I have an uppity uppity ass. What ever other fluids are there are by other means, self inflicted

 

[swole]

assroglyph

That is a damn good word, mind if I use it off the forum?

 

[HS Lifter]

Ass sweat on my bike after a long ass ride.

 

[seizer]

That is a damn good word, mind if I use it off the forum?

go for it, maing

 

[swole]

Ass sweat on my bike after a long ass ride.

Good one!

 

[Dunk]

Dunk, here was our first marketing campaign for the product.

that it was!

 

[Tytan]

Hot ass day, girl in thong on the back of my motorcycle sweat....

 

[swole]

Hot ass day, girl in thong on the back of my motorcycle sweat....

See I wouldn't know, but damn people now we are thinking!

Keep 'em coming!!

 

[*MissFit*]

i bet u smell horney women a mile away

 

[swole]

i bet u smell horney women a mile away

No, but I can fuck horny women 9 inches away.