The Official Alcatraz Post Summary...

[GUARDIAN]

...can be put into one of 3 categories and hence do not need to be read when surfing C&C chat:

1) good/bad bro material

2) lol/lmao/rofl

3) reference to sex (mostly geigh)

discuss and post the best traz quote u know of

 

[GUARDIAN]

crying about his avi but that still belongs in #3

 

[the_alcatraz]

Rawr. I should get an award or smthg. Fuck so many people making threads trying to make fun of me. Lol...I feel special.

 

[GUARDIAN]

Rawr. I should get an award or smthg. Fuck so many people making threads trying to make fun of me. Lol...I feel special.

excuse me this is a private thread.

 

[AAP]

excuse me this is a private thread.

Infidel!

 

[the_alcatraz]

excuse me this is a private thread.

Is there a reason why you have cut your face out of the pictures in your avi and sig?

Is it because you look like an ass?

 

[curvymommy]

Rawr. I should get an award or smthg. Fuck so many people making threads trying to make fun of me. Lol...I feel special.

You ARE Special!!!! Ya know why???

It's your birthday and as a special gift to you and everyone on this board This post to you will be my ONE and ONLY post on C&C for the next 24 hours!

I really do enjoy your very numerous posts! You're funny and eventhough you post a freaking TON, you always make me laugh. Not pee my pants laugh like I do at ATW's kitty pics, but at least tee-hee laugh.

You are a very good sport. I can tell you are a great guy and you don't believe in periodicals when working out.

Ok, that was my ONE post for the rest of the day! It's spring cleaning and I started the OMEGA project today so my must buckle down and be serious about life!!!

 

[GUARDIAN]

Is there a reason why you have cut your face out of the pictures in your avi and sig?

Is it because you look like an ass?

is somebody getting upset? i thought u could take alot? all is fair except your wife, correct?

 

[GUARDIAN]

u c! u shouldnt get your panties in a bunch. this is kinda like an appreciation thread.

You ARE Special!!!! Ya know why???

It's your birthday and as a special gift to you and everyone on this board This post to you will be my ONE and ONLY post on C&C for the next 24 hours!

I really do enjoy your very numerous posts! You're funny and eventhough you post a freaking TON, you always make me laugh. Not pee my pants laugh like I do at ATW's kitty pics, but at least tee-hee laugh.

You are a very good sport. I can tell you are a great guy and you don't believe in periodicals when working out.

Ok, that was my ONE post for the rest of the day! It's spring cleaning and I started the OMEGA project today so my must buckle down and be serious about life!!!

 

[Lestat]

he's a good bro

 

[GUARDIAN]

he's a good bro

+1. how did u go red?

 

[the_alcatraz]

is somebody getting upset? i thought u could take alot? all is fair except your wife, correct?

lol..why do u guys think I'm getting pissed every time I fight back?

am I supposed to sit there and take it like a bitch!

I find it strange how everyone seems to find me as public enemy # 1.....it's funny really.

 

[Lestat]

+1. how did u go red?

banked my K.

 

[all the whey]

lol..why do u guys think I'm getting pissed every time I fight back?

am I supposed to sit there and take it like a bitch!

I find it strange how everyone seems to find me as public enemy # 1.....it's funny really.

"hey get a sense of humor"

 

[GUARDIAN]

if we didnt like u we wouldnt waste our posts.

lol..why do u guys think I'm getting pissed every time I fight back?

am I supposed to sit there and take it like a bitch!

I find it strange how everyone seems to find me as public enemy # 1.....it's funny really.

 

[GUARDIAN]

"hey get a sense of humor"

i was just about to post the link to this.

 

[AAP]

am I supposed to sit there and take it like a bitch!

Or you could lay.

 

[the_alcatraz]

Or you could lay.

I would. If I was dead.

 

[GUARDIAN]

I would. If I was dead.

just enjoy the ride and rack up the posts.

 

[the_alcatraz]

just enjoy the ride and rack up the posts.

wtf? you want me to bunk? hell no!!!!

 

[GUARDIAN]

wtf? you want me to bunk? hell no!!!!

u have me confused with your other EF partner __________

 

[the_alcatraz]

u have me confused with your other EF partner __________

lol....fill in the blank? stfu! lol...

 

[GUARDIAN]

lol....fill in the blank? stfu! lol...

jus sayin......


happy b-day ef style.

 

[MichaelScott]

i think he loves you alc...

 

[rnch]

apostate!

 

[wootoom]

gay fucks

 

[the_alcatraz]

i think he loves you alc...

I'm getting that impression

 

[rnch]

this place is turning into one big sausage love fest.

 

[Razorguns]

Since he's Canadian, maybe he's on strike?

r

 

[the_alcatraz]

Since he's Canadian, maybe he's on strike?

r

strike? lol....why?

 

[silverstar1025]

You forgot "sek-c"

 

[the_alcatraz]

Bump for more bashing you fuckers!!!

 

[the_alcatraz]

You forgot "sek-c"

Good bro material right here ^^

 

[Longhorn85]

3) reference to sex (mostly geigh)

discuss and post the best traz quote u know of

This was an irrelevant thread-killer:


http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/8067247-post50.html

 

[perkele]

Fags

 

[the_alcatraz]

Fags

Rawr.

 

[Kano]

I am cooking summer sausage this weekend if its nice out

 

[the_alcatraz]

I am cooking summer sausage this weekend if its nice out

wtf?

 

[puddlemonkey]

ah crap, he's back.

 

[the_alcatraz]

ah crap, he's back.

wtf happened to your k? you and your losing bets!!! meh, you never learn!

 

[curvymommy]

This was an irrelevant thread-killer:


http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/8067247-post50.html

lol, Longhorn, I saw that and just let it ride...I was talking FAMILY dinners. Not midnight snacks.

 

[the_alcatraz]

lol, Longhorn, I saw that and just let it ride...I was talking FAMILY dinners. Not midnight snacks.

I could only imagine how tasty you are

 

[puddlemonkey]

wtf happened to your k? you and your losing bets!!! meh, you never learn!

I will pwn you in the bookie forum!

 

[curvymommy]

I could only imagine how tasty you are

You're by far the most forward man on EF. Are you sure you aren't a Mexican? LOL!

 

[the_alcatraz]

I will pwn you in the bookie forum!

I'll place my bets tnite and we shall see.

 

[the_alcatraz]

You're by far the most forward man on EF. Are you sure you aren't a Mexican? LOL!

I cnt help it....you ooze sex.

 

[rnch]

You're by far the most forward man on EF. Are you sure you aren't a Mexican? LOL!

freud would call it "overcompensation"

 

[binö]

i'd hit it?

 

[rnch]

i'd hit it?

who....big al?

step by step Bino inches towards the closet door...

 

[Spartacus]

+1. how did u go red?

spartacus did it

 

[curvymommy]

spartacus did it

you giveth and you taketh away

 

[the_alcatraz]

freud would call it "overcompensation"

you wish!

 

[rnch]

you wish!

in your wet dreams u do!

 

[the_alcatraz]

in your wet dreams u do!

I dnt have wet dreams. I dnt let it go that far without satisfying myself.

 

[rnch]

I dnt have wet dreams. I dnt let it go that far without satisfying myself.

while viewing my profile? DOOD....

 

[the_alcatraz]

while viewing my profile? DOOD....

wtf? doood.....i better get some major karma donation now!!!!

 

[Kano]

Anyone want to see the sausage i am cooking

 

[rnch]

wtf? doood.....i better get some major karma donation now!!!!

lol...hit ya azz earlier

 

[Kano]

lol...hit ya azz earlier

hit me you fucker and not in the ass .. thanks

 

[MichaelScott]

hit me you fucker and not in the ass .. thanks

hey whats going on in here

 

[nimbus]

You're by far the most forward man on EF. Are you sure you aren't a Mexican? LOL!

wtf?!!! racist!

 

[the_alcatraz]

wtf?!!! racist!

lololololololol

 

[curvymommy]

wtf?!!! racist!

I'm from TX, I the Mexican bros.

 

[the_alcatraz]

I'm from TX, I the Mexican bros.

I'm not Mexican

 

[puddlemonkey]

I'm not Mexican

I don't think she was referring to you lol

 

[curvymommy]

I'm not Mexican

I'm married to a Chinese dude who is "NOT from CHINA!!" Never accuse him of that! lol

 

[GUARDIAN]

this thread is still around? i thought it got deleted....lol

 

[GUESS]

Not decided on the guy yet......kinda puts me in mind of Holy ghost a little though.

 

[nimbus]

I'm from TX, I the Mexican bros.

i'm from tx too, but that's why i hate them

j/k lol i'm actually good friends with some beaners now

 

[GUARDIAN]

Not decided on the guy yet......kinda puts me in mind of Holy ghost a little though.

 

[GUESS]

LOL!! Please alaborate.

 

[dabuffguy]

lol..why do u guys think I'm getting pissed every time I fight back?

am I supposed to sit there and take it like a bitch!

I find it strange how everyone seems to find me as public enemy # 1.....it's funny really.

fuck you!


Lol, was it puddle monkey that put tits on your avatar pic and made it his?

alcatraz is a stud. +1 for that bro.

 

[the_alcatraz]

fuck you!


Lol, was it puddle monkey that put tits on your avatar pic and made it his?

alcatraz is a stud. +1 for that bro.

lol...yeh that was funny shit. It got annoying when my boss so that picture. That's when i knew it had to be removed.

 

[Raptorex]

I'm Angry and On STAIROIDS!

 

[the_alcatraz]

I'm Angry and On STAIROIDS!

omg...wtf....

I screamed at my boss today for saying something to me. He goes quite for a while and then says: ROID RAGE!!!!

 

[Raptorex]

omg...wtf....

I screamed at my boss today for saying something to me. He goes quite for a while and then says: ROID RAGE!!!!

LOL! did you tell him to fuck off? that's funny.

 

[rnch]

omg...wtf....

I screamed at my boss today for saying something to me. He goes quite for a while and then says: ROID RAGE!!!!

at least you didn't biatch slap him

 

[the_alcatraz]

LOL! did you tell him to fuck off? that's funny.

He saw me on EF and asked me why I'm not working on smthg....I said: "Why dnt you let me do my own fuckin work instead of being like a latex glove..." in a very loud voice.

 

[Raptorex]

He saw me on EF and asked me why I'm not working on smthg....I said: "Why dnt you let me do my own fuckin work instead of being like a latex glove..." in a very loud voice.

hahahahaha, that is awesome you will be home, single and poor someday posting on Elite, I just know it!

 

[the_alcatraz]

hahahahaha, that is awesome you will be home, single and poor someday posting on Elite, I just know it!

ololololololo

what can I do?

I love you guys / ladies