The Nonsense, No use for anything thread

[PoyeBoy]

Today is slow, this thread serves absolute no purpose, please do not discuss war or politics.

Im goign to lift tonite, when I get home my GF wants me to watch Joe Gazillionare, I said screw that, Im going to watch wrastlin, haha I showed her who was boss.

For some odd reason I got a hankerin to paint a picture, dont ask me why, I have never painted in my whole life, but now i gots an itchin to do so.

I woke up this bueatiful morning to my dogs ass and balls in my face, yeah, that sucked.

Then I went to take a shower and noticed I had no clean boxers left, I have old boxers that dont fit me anymore that were clean, but I would rather be comfortable, I sprayed hella cologne down there, then my balls burnt like the compounds in waco.

I have hella stretch marks on mah armpits and thighs, they are the good kind though, its from getting big, not getting fat.

I wish that there was more protien in soup, I like the shit, but its not nutricionaly sound.

I put onions in mah fridge, now my frezzer smells like them as well

 

[gymtime]

Yesterday I fell on my bottom.

 

[naturally anabolic]

tastes like burning

 

[PoyeBoy]

brocilli feels like mustard!!!!!!!!!!!!

blamo, Pow, koo-ish, socko, zang, crash

 

[skaman607]

look it's a bird,
it's a plane
no it's __________

 

[Mad4Iron]

I'm bored off my ass and have snow a 1/4 way up the door outside.

Figured I need suppllies at 6:00 this morn and got out before the 2 fucking feet their calling for piled up.

Wanted to have a few beers during the day and the cocksucker in 7-11 wouldn't let me buy it.I asked if it was state law or 7-11's bullshit?,he said it was "Sayven eelevins bool sheet".

I said if I left a $20 and walked out,what would he do?,he said "I whell call polese".Mutha fucka,I wanted to break him.

And I got these little flies in my apartment that are driving me batshit,I've killed about 50,000 of the bastards today.I wish I knew where they were coming from.

Fuck,Thanks,I feel better,
Mad

 

[PoyeBoy]

he skaman, you like ska?

 

[the nature boy]

you said "hankerin". you were supposed to use that word more often.

 

[PoyeBoy]

you said "hankerin". you were supposed to use that word more often.

I know, I have been better than before, I say it in real life quite a bit

I have been saying "That shit is off the meatrack" a lot

 

[the nature boy]

I noticed the meatrack remark. Where did you first hear that phrase? It sounds like something Stuart Scott would say.

 

[WarriorPL]

tastes like burning

Ralph = god

 

[Y_lifter]

Mrs Y did up some Home Made Chicken Parmesan last night..

Nothin says lovin like seeing her pounding meat flat on the counter with a rolling pin..

It was yummmm yum...

And yes, desperation cologne spraying can burn

 

[VooDoo Lady]

What does it say about my mental stability when being stuck inside for 3 days watching inch after inch of show pile up has driven to the brink of insantity?

 

[PoyeBoy]

I noticed the meatrack remark. Where did you first hear that phrase? It sounds like something Stuart Scott would say.

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truthfully I dont know where I got it, I think I was drunk one night, I dont know if I made it up or heard it somewhere, but then the next day it pooped into mah head, I have been saying it evah since.


lol @ desperation cologne

actually you know, I was thinking aboot calling in late, or washing some undies in the sink and throwing them in the dryer real quick

 

[beastboy]

I have the poops....happens every time I change my diet. Did 90 MPH in a 45 so not to crap myself on Saturday. It was one of those types where the no sooner did my ass hit the toilet and it was coming.

 

[theoak01]

I can help you with soup

take 3 cans of beef broth
3 cups of water
.5 lbs chopped carrots/potato chunks mixed
add .5lbs diced chicken
add.5lb diced steak

put that shit in a slow cooker and let it cook all damn day

than you have soup for the week.

Ok its more like stew but still kick ass

 

[skaman607]

he skaman, you like ska?

what's ska?

 

[hardrock]

I have the poops....happens every time I change my diet. Did 90 MPH in a 45 so not to crap myself on Saturday. It was one of those types where the no sooner did my ass hit the toilet and it was coming.

Ahhh yes "the Move".