The Misquote Thread!

[nutsnack]

Please misquote everyone!

 

[nutsnack]

I eat shit!!

..........

 

[Cutiebaby]

i like little boys and live in a shelter

wow i feel sorry for you you should get some help

 

[nutsnack]

I love it when dunk tongues my brown starfish

damn dunk i didnt realize you were in already!!

 

[Cutiebaby]

i'm so jealous i want dunk to be with me and me only...this saddens me

hey nutsack sorry what can i tell you? he says you arent really that good

 

[nutsnack]

I love anal beads!! I have a string of 9 and i take them all like a champ they are the size of a large watermelon!!

HOLY SHIT!! doesn't that hurt?

 

[Cutiebaby]

a watermellon girl i take things bigger than that...i enjoy the prize winning pumpkins.

thats odd..i did not know you were like that...tell your boyfirend i said HI

 

[dahamn]

http://img287.echo.cx/img287/6223/mosquito4sv.jpg oh sorry, thought this was the mosquito thread

 

[Cutiebaby]

http://img287.echo.cx/img287/6223/mosquito4sv.jpg here is a pic of some thing a little bit bigger than my penis!

lol....dang i feel bad for you! no excuse me i feel bad for your mate

 

[dahamn]

lol....dang i really wish i could be your mate

.......

 

[Cutiebaby]

enough with the sarcasim..i have offered myself to you on many occasions but you keep turning me down....

well what can i say.....i need a real man who has hit puberty...call me in about 10 years

 

[dahamn]

My heart aches for you Dave, please come and take me away from all this

Sorry angel_girl but I have kids older than you

 

[needtogetaas]

Sorry angel_girl but I am a petafile you are way too old for me i am looking for some one around 10-11

damn dude thats some sick shit.

 

[dahamn]

Ok Dave I giv up, angle_girl needs somone who can satusfy her sexually and emotinally, you must take hera.

No man.....your a good bro and I wouldn't do that to you.

 

[needtogetaas]

damn needto you must have a monster kawk i have been trying for days but angel wont give me the time of day tell me your secrets please.

you ether have it or ya dont.sorry dude....

 

[dahamn]

lol....yor a gewd bro Dave

lol....thanks needto, you too, gotta run talk to ya later

 

[needtogetaas]

lol....thanks needto, you too, gotta run talk to ya later

bye dave

 

[redguru]

Tell me, O Muse, of the man of many devices, who wandered full many ways after he had sacked the sacred citadel of Troy. Many were the men whose cities he saw and whose mind he learned, aye, and many the woes he suffered in his heart upon the sea, seeking to win his own life and the return of his comrades. Yet even so he saved not his comrades, though he desired it sore, for through their own blind folly they perished--fools, who devoured the kine of Helios Hyperion; but he took from them the day of their returning.

And they say you have a phonics problem....

 

[cwc73]

Guys, the name is nutsack not nutsnack. Besides, what is a nutsnack?

hahaha.... look up ^

 

[needtogetaas]

damn needto that gets my pussy wet write some more i am almost there

what the hell is wrong with you.....................

 

[Sub-Zero]

well what can i say.....i stopped wanting to be a man once I hit puberty...iv been a girl for about 10 years

thanks for sharing

 

[redguru]

I can catch a curveball with my ass cheeks

Woah, nellie, I didn't need that visual

 

[Sub-Zero]

Woah, smelllie, i just got back from a rough night of muddy pig pen sex (aka my parents had me home for dinner)

I didn't need that visual

 

[redguru]

I'm better at sex than anyone, now I just need to find a partner.

Hand getting tired?

 

[Sub-Zero]

Man my fingers really smell like butthole today!

okay you win

 

[needtogetaas]

I have this rash on my pussy.at first I thout it was nothing but its starting to smell and its leaking.

sorry to her that bro.I mean girl.you shouldent ride the cock so much.

 

[redguru]

My sister said my penis tasted like poo

You from West Virginia?

 

[SoreArms]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=329693

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=382377

 

[Smurfy]

Would you like to taste my vagina?

omg

 

[Cutiebaby]

thats ok i think it tastes funny too

wow...lol

 

[redguru]

OMG, I lost my vibrator once when I was a little too randy. When I went to the doctor he said I have good news and bad news. bad news, I wasn't able to remove the vibrator. Good news I was able to chane the batteries. Small wonder I walk around with a smile on my face.

Too bad he was a proctologist.

 

[EnderJE]

I bow down to you all!

WTF? Sorry, I'm tired right now and couldn't come up with anything better.

 

[Cutiebaby]

oh my goodness i had that problem..atleast mine came out

well red thats good to know

 

[Smurfy]

My boyfriend is also a proctologist.

So does that mean he knows how to treat your ass?

 

[SoreArms]

the stuble on my chest is itchy, I need to shave it again

OMG Smurfy!

 

[EnderJE]

Lumberg is an alter. But, we still have sex. It just takes some batteries.

I KNEW IT!

 

[Cutiebaby]

angel i wish you were nicer to me...oh i see you're only nice to the guys here

sorry ender.......

 

[redguru]

OMG Smurfy!, your manhood is bigger than mine?

Didn't you see the Adam's apple?

 

[EnderJE]

EnderJE, I don't know if you know this, but I'm secretly in love with you. I'm stalking you.

 

[Cutiebaby]

i am really in love with you......didnt want to say any thing out of fear of rejection...

oh good....i thought you lost your head when you posted that shit about me stalking you....

 

[EnderJE]

I want head.

Direct, eh?

 

[Cutiebaby]

really cause i get paid like 2$ a man when i give head..i am kind of famous at it now the call me mr. blower around here

lol....well howdy mr blower...sorry i have a kitty i was just seeing what you guys reactions would be...you are the first one to have this type of reaction though......might i ad

 

[dahamn]

Greatest thread ever, wish i was this creative

Some people have it, some don't

 

[redguru]

Some people have crabs, I have lobsters.

Man, get rid of them pubes

 

[perkele]

I smell whoring....

 

[redguru]

I love whoring. Wish I could hide my Adam's Apple

Well, we knew that, BTW, Like yer new Ava

 

[Sub-Zero]

i reely suck at this misqwotign theng becuss ir nto cleaver at al, and mi retardnesness cosses me ot do it in evry sigle other thred in CC&

no shit

 

[Cutiebaby]

needto can i suck you off please you really turn me on

back off sublime he is not like you want him to be!

 

[hotzie]

i cant wait till needto is at work so i can go see hotzie

....

 

[Sub-Zero]

back off sublime he is not a man like you want him to be! she just has a really deep voice

wew thanks for clearing that up

 

[Cutiebaby]

i am so upset i keep getting rejected by angel...she is sooo hot and i want her kitty but she is telling me no and giving me the cold shoulder.what ever shall i do

sorry hotqueef..you really need to stop calling me and harrasing me i am not into you....i know you named yourself hotzie cause you think you are soo damn hot but that is a lie only a mother tells her son........lol

 

[nutsnack]

I LOVE THE CAWK

wow!!!

 

[Sub-Zero]

wow?????

dummmy

 

[needtogetaas]

I am trying realy hard to hide the fact that I love cock but its getting harder and harder every day.what with guys like needto around Its allmost impossable.O how I wont his cock.If I make fun of the way he spells maybe he wont suspect me of wanting his cock so much.

I knew there was something wrong with you.