The Mile High Club....

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

scrappy ass....that may make a member...but to get voting rights I think you'd have to fit you tooshie in the lavoratory with another individual.....

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

I stand corrected...upon further research.....I revealed the following of this seclusive club:

"So, how do you join the mile high club?
I'm constantly being asked that question.
It's simple. You fly and have sex. Actually, you must
be at an altitude of at least 5280 feet. So, if you're
in Denver, you can't simply sit in a plane and
have sex. It's gotta be flying! As a flight
attendant, I can tell you, the club is gaining a lot
of new members! "

 

[smallmovesal]

i'm too square to do things like that

 

[Zebo]

The wife and I leave for London on Wednesday!
Woohoo!

It is an overnight flight......hmmmm

Now you got me thinking.............

 

[WODIN]

There is a service in San Diego that takes you up in a twin engine plane that has a bed and bar in it and you can make the beast with two backs that way if you like.

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

I don't think that should count for club acceptance....the biggest feat of the club I think would be gettign 2 people to fit in those tiny bathrooms and be able to close the door too....

 

[AAP]

Wodin beat me to it. I was going to post that reply. That business charges 300 for 45 mins flight time.

And despite what some people are bragging about, TMHC is 90% handjob members. Actual intercourse is almost impossible. Even the bathrooms are too small. The closest I have come is a blow job while sitting on an overnight flight to Paris. And that was only because the plane was about 30% empty and the seating was pretty much scattered about. Find a dark corner and pray to come quick is my advice.

 

[runner]

handjob recipient here.

cleaned mine and my partner's shit up by using one of their blankets...then folded it neatly and put it back in the overhead bin...

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

eeww...that was more than need to be shared....STAY AWAY FROM THE COMPLIMENTARY BLANKETS AND PILLOWS....

 

[supersizeme]

OH MY GOD!!! NASTY RUNNER!!!