The logic of a four year old...

[EnderJE]

...I walked into my bathroom this morning and saw my four year old pissing into the bathtub. Angered, I yelled "J! What are you doing?!"

He looked back and me and yawned. "Dad, I'm tired. I might miss the toilet so I thought I'd piss here instead so I don't make a mess. Just rinse it out"

I, completely dumbfounded, respond, "Uh good idea, let me know when you're done."

Damn that kid is smart.

 

[spongebob]

lol.

i caught mine in a small cubby in the entertainment cabinet. she had her panties pulled down and was about to get eveything wet.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Make sure he gets all his nutrients in the right proportions and encourage him to do constructive things. Sounds like a smart kid who'll do a lot of good in the world if guided correctly.

 

[EnderJE]

Make sure he gets all his nutrients in the right proportions and encourage him to do constructive things. Sounds like a smart kid who'll do a lot of good in the world if guided correctly.

Yep, that's why I'm assuming that he'll be the next Stalin.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

...I walked into my bathroom this morning and saw my four year old pissing into the bathtub. Angered, I yelled "J! What are you doing?!"

He looked back and me and yawned. "Dad, I'm tired. I might miss the toilet so I thought I'd piss here instead so I don't make a mess. Just rinse it out"

I, completely dumbfounded, respond, "Uh good idea, let me know when you're done."

Damn that kid is smart.

He prolly saw you doing the same? eh?

 

[EnderJE]

He prolly saw you doing the same? eh?

hahahahaha

oh wait...

 

[Evil_Frisky]

hahahahaha

oh wait...

lead by example........ no pissing in the tub.. M'kay!

 

[EnderJE]

lead by example........ no pissing in the tub.. M'kay!

You've given me an idea for 1y300d...

 

[Evil_Frisky]

You've given me an idea for 1y300d...

hmmmmmmmm

I'm almost afraid to ask.. LOL

 

[CFZB]

lmao....I cant wait to have kids.

 

[EnderJE]

hmmmmmmmm

I'm almost afraid to ask.. LOL

Just make sure you have Lysol when I pass by...

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Just make sure you have Lysol when I pass by...

Uh....... you're sick!

and don't think I won't hit yo ass back .........

 

[EnderJE]

and don't think I won't hit yo ass back .........

Like you're coming to Canada...

 

[Lestat]

when he's older he'll be pissin in the sink!

 

[Sub-Zero]

...I walked into my bathroom this morning and saw my four year old pissing into the bathtub. Angered, I yelled "J! What are you doing?!"

He looked back and me and yawned. "Dad, I'm tired. I might miss the toilet so I thought I'd piss here instead so I don't make a mess. Just rinse it out"

I, completely dumbfounded, respond, "Uh good idea, let me know when you're done."

Damn that kid is smart.

word, thats what i do when i wake up with a wood and am wanting to go back to sleep. if you wait for ur wood to go away then ur fully awake and have trouble falling back asleep which means less sleep, and is no good if u have to wake up for school in the morning. with the bathtub you can piss through your wood into the tub since its a huge splash zone, and wash it out in the morning

 

[Sub-Zero]

lol.

i caught mine in a small cubby in the entertainment cabinet. she had her panties pulled down and was about to get eveything wet.

rephrase this so it doesnt sound so fucked up next time...

entertainment cabinet? is that where you keep your playgirls?