The List of Sweed

[sweed]

Found this list ( e-mail) from a few years ago from a girl who i was seeing when i was 20... and she just turned 17
Had to replace the names, fuckers. This is the list of what im good at.... ladies take notice....

WHAT Sweed IS GOOD AT.
(because Shanique's brain was not in normal working order when the first attempt
to make this list took place)

*NOTE: these are only a few of the things that Sweed is "good at" .
. . the
list in its entirety would be far too long to create fully.

- being funny
- making people laugh
- making Megan laugh
- speaking South African
- speaking Swedish
- cooking
- drawing (as in the incredibly accurate sketch of the infamous Swiss
heart-throb, Ffej Ddot Shnitzel)
- sports (voted Most Athletic in HS, thankyouverymuch)
- school
- math
- pulling all-nighters
- taping car doors
- being a Boston tour-guide (in the rain, no less!)
- being a gentleman
- being cute
- being dorky (really dorky)
- dressing nice
- leaving voicemails
- bargain shopping (e.g. Filene's Basement)
- being considerate
- eating healthy
- WORKING OUT
- LOOKING HOT FROM WORKING OUT
- smelling good )
- being respectful
- using long distance phone service to his advantage (just kidding)
- kissing
- kissing Shanique
- making her feel safe even when she's not with him
- making her feel good about her
- making her feel comfortable around him no matter what
- letting her hug him for as long as she wants to (or needs to)
- calling her at just the right times
- making her appreciate "the little things" in life more
- hopefully realizing that the last 7 reasons as well as #3 at the
beginning are just a few of the reasons why he is "good at me."

>By Shanique<


thats right bitches!

 

[Spartacus]

she isn't too discriminating eh?

younger girls
everything you do is great!

 

[Raina]

Where the list of what she hated about you?

 

[Redshoteye]

When did Shaquille decide to play basketball?

 

[sweed]

Where the list of what she hated about you?

i didn;t post that one...

 

[Raina]

It's nice when someone you care about lets you know exactly why they care.

 

[Gambino]

Found this list ( e-mail) from a few years ago from a girl who i was seeing when i was 20... and she just turned 17
Had to replace the names, fuckers. This is the list of what im good at.... ladies take notice....

WHAT Sweed IS GOOD AT.
(because Shanique's brain was not in normal working order when the first attempt
to make this list took place)

*NOTE: these are only a few of the things that Sweed is "good at" .
. . the
list in its entirety would be far too long to create fully.

- being funny
- making people laugh
- making Megan laugh
- speaking South African
- speaking Swedish
- tossing tyrone's salad while i videotape
- cooking
- drawing (as in the incredibly accurate sketch of the infamous Swiss
heart-throb, Ffej Ddot Shnitzel)
- sports (voted Most Athletic in HS, thankyouverymuch)
- school
- math
- taking pictures of my meat curtains and posting them on elite
- pulling all-nighters
- taping car doors
- being a Boston tour-guide (in the rain, no less!)
- being a gentleman
- being cute
- being dorky (really dorky)
- dressing nice
- leaving voicemails
- bargain shopping (e.g. Filene's Basement)
- being considerate
- eating healthy
- WORKING OUT
- LOOKING HOT FROM WORKING OUT
- smelling good )
- being respectful
- using long distance phone service to his advantage (just kidding)
- kissing
- kissing Shanique
- smith benching 125 for 2 reps!
- making her feel safe even when she's not with him
- making her feel good about her
- making her feel comfortable around him no matter what
- letting her hug him for as long as she wants to (or needs to)
- calling her at just the right times
- making her appreciate "the little things" in life more
- hopefully realizing that the last 7 reasons as well as #3 at the
beginning are just a few of the reasons why he is "good at me."

>By Shanique<


thats right bitches!

lol

 

[awittyusername]

What happened to "shaniqua"

 

[slat1]

Where is:
Sex
Oral Sex
Anal Sex
Making me orgasm every time

*I would be let down if those were not on the list!

 

[pintoca]

Where is:
Sex
Oral Sex
Anal Sex
Making me orgasm every time

*I would be let down if those were not on the list!

I thought the exact same thing...

not eve a reference to "sweed is good in the sack"

 

[patsfan1379]

that is the gayest thing I have ever read.

 

[CENTURION44]

My dog is from S. Africa..

 

[bullett]

Thats All?? jeez.

 

[sweed]

Where is:
Sex
Oral Sex
Anal Sex
Making me orgasm every time

*I would be let down if those were not on the list!

haha sorry... only dated her for a few weeks. plus , someone gave me a bad rep about trying to get with girls... so i wanted to show her i could handle it for a little, haha... but damn i wanted it so bad

 

[_Yossarian_]

I thought the exact same thing...

not eve a reference to "sweed is good in the sack"

what about this part?

making her appreciate "the little things" in life more

 

[stilleto]

- bargain shopping (e.g. Filene's Basement)


thats right bitches!

wow, impressive.



and

 

[awittyusername]

haha sorry... only dated her for a few weeks. plus , someone gave me a bad rep about trying to get with girls... so i wanted to show her i could handle it for a little, haha... but damn i wanted it so bad

First, thats why she was with you. (because she heard of your rep.) Second, thats why it was only a few weeks. (because you didn't bang her hard.)