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The 'I'm drunk and rather be doing some chick' thread

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yeah, because I sure woul be dammnitt. Even a fatty, I dont discriminate :lil k:
 
:lmao: great thread title...
cock blocking friend get in the way again?
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
:lmao: great thread title...
cock blocking friend get in the way again?
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nah that bitch is 400 miles away...with the society of women's engineers in San Diego

motherfucker. A lot of hot chicks where I was at tonight, but of course I did not get any action.
 
You seem to be able to type fine even when drunk.

Impressive... I bet you won't miss the hole either when you are drunk.
 
UA_Iron said:
motherfucker. A lot of hot chicks where I was at tonight, but of course I did not get any action.
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Bummer. :martini: Next time then....
 
crak600 said:
get a fleshlight.
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I really really want one of those.

If you aint getting the real thing then its your next best option
 
UA_Iron said:
I really really want one of those.

If you aint getting the real thing then its your next best option
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lol

I have some hangup with that. My head just says "You can't use one of those dude, that's weird."
 
i got F'd in A last nite off some shit ass warm beer.

my roommate grandpa stopped by and his old ass drunk about half of my whisksy so i kinda pissed bout that

i didnt puke but i had the super runs

"KAAAAZAAM" said my asshole this mourning


at the party this asian brought glow sticks and started dancein so this one mofo poured a hole beer on him and a good ole royal rumble started but no one got tossed over top rope. got broked up
 
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fleshlights are weird, if your roommate found that you'd never hear the end of it.

I hear ya tiger, I ate a burrito last night and it destroyed my innards.

At this party last night I started calling random people fags, haha. I have a feeling one day a bunch of angry frat guys are going to try and beat me up.
 
UA_Iron said:
fleshlights are weird, if your roommate found that you'd never hear the end of it.

I hear ya tiger, I ate a burrito last night and it destroyed my innards.

At this party last night I started calling random people fags, haha. I have a feeling one day a bunch of angry frat guys are going to try and beat me up.
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if your room mate is rooting through your shit and finds your fleshlight, it gives you an excuse to beat his ass for it. no good roommate would find your fleshlight.
 
crak600 said:
if your room mate is rooting through your shit and finds your fleshlight, it gives you an excuse to beat his ass for it. no good roommate would find your fleshlight.
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Beat his ass with the fleshlight. That'd be a pretty humiliating experience.
 
id aint got 40 bux for one

freak sex toys are $$$ they are $$$ since of supply and demand ...cant go to walmart and pick up anal beads, fleshlite :( so adult toy stores sell them for $$ :(



how would u guys use it?

i think i would duc tape it to my dresser and fuck it that way
 
tiger88 said:
id aint got 40 bux for one

freak sex toys are $$$ they are $$$ since of supply and demand ...cant go to walmart and pick up anal beads, fleshlite :( so adult toy stores sell them for $$ :(



how would u guys use it?

i think i would duc tape it to my dresser and fuck it that way
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fleshlight is like $50 if you order online.

could probably tape it to the dresser and fuck it, just like you said you did with a nerf football or whatever it was. or you could place it between a few pillows and fuck it, that'd work too.
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
LOL@ this fleshlight talk...
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they had a "group buy" on another forum i'm at. someone contacted teh fleshlight company, got them a code to enter in when they online ordered (or just said it over the phone) and i think they got a 10 or 20% discount. lots of people got in on the deal too.

by "group buy" that meant that all they did was order with that discount code. everyone's fleshlight was individually shipped to their house. was funny as hell the number of people that participated (i think it was well over 100).
 
wow, If I had a fleshlight and someone found it that would be weird. And I can imagine those things would get stinky after awhile if you didnt clean them good. How are you supposed to clean them?
 
ChewYxRage said:
lol

I have some hangup with that. My head just says "You can't use one of those dude, that's weird."
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since when does listening to your head get you any pleasure
 
crak600 said:
fleshlight is like $50 if you order online.

could probably tape it to the dresser and fuck it, just like you said you did with a nerf football or whatever it was. or you could place it between a few pillows and fuck it, that'd work too.
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or in between a girls legs
 
evansteve said:
wow, If I had a fleshlight and someone found it that would be weird. And I can imagine those things would get stinky after awhile if you didnt clean them good. How are you supposed to clean them?
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apparently all you do is pull the insert out and it's open ended for easy cleaning. good stuff.
 
I might try a fleshlight. My hands are covered with calluses.
 
ChewYxRage said:
Broke a month long dry streak last night! I was almost considering a fleshlight :worried: nah just give me that pink :)
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good for you, f*cker.

hahah. awesome dude, I ALMOST broke my streak last night too. fucken a
 
UA_Iron said:
good for you, f*cker.

hahah. awesome dude, I ALMOST broke my streak last night too. fucken a
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I saw your thread - that sucks but there is till some future poontang potential there eh?

I ALMOST didn't even go out last night - left my apt at like 11:30 and am glad I got my lazy ass going
 
ChewYxRage said:
I saw your thread - that sucks but there is till some future poontang potential there eh?

I ALMOST didn't even go out last night - left my apt at like 11:30 and am glad I got my lazy ass going
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good score bro :artist:

lets here some play by play

i will fuck anyting when 2 am rolls around

last week was bad but still beats jerking off
 
samoth said:
I'd give her an 8

lol, I wonder if these facebook girls realize that guys are linking their pics on huge message boards saying who's hot, who's not, and who hit who? lol


:cow:
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Yea no shit. We are the true meaning of "stalkerbook"

I'm gonna take that down later :verygood:
 
samoth said:
I'd give her an 8

lol, I wonder if these facebook girls realize that guys are linking their pics on huge message boards saying who's hot, who's not, and who hit who? lol


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yA DUDE EDIT ur shit out so he can take it down later
 
We had a big facebook thread before...

We're supposed to edit the pics out later?????


oops, i never knew that




:cow:
 
samoth said:
We had a big facebook thread before...

We're supposed to edit the pics out later?????


oops, i never knew that




:cow:
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its always been an unwritien rule... never "quote an image of a personal person" so that person can go back and edit it


just dont quote a pic when someone shows it off :)
 
tiger88 said:
its always been an unwritien rule... never "quote an image of a personal person" so that person can go back and edit it


just dont quote a pic when someone shows it off :)
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Bah, I ain't gonna remember some unwritten rule unless it's written down. But in writing it down to remember it, it's no longer a written rule.

Ah, fuck it.



:cow:
 
samoth said:
Bah, I ain't gonna remember some unwritten rule unless it's written down. But in writing it down to remember it, it's no longer a written rule.

Ah, fuck it.



:cow:
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dude here is why it is not cool to edit out pics

when ppl dont quote pics, chances are that ppl on CC will post more pics of there gf or themeselves or other personal pics
 
tiger88 said:
dude here is why it is not cool to edit out pics

when ppl dont quote pics, chances are that ppl on CC will post more pics of there gf or themeselves or other personal pics
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Okay. I think I understood that.



:cow:
 
I like to save women's pics on my hard drive and then masturbate off to them later.
 
chewy dude thats me and brianna banks
as you can see she was more then friendly

i think she gave me eye herpes since she licked my face but her tongue ring flet so good on my neck
 
tiger88 said:
chewy dude thats me and brianna banks
as you can see she was more then friendly

i think she gave me eye herpes since she licked my face but her tongue ring flet so good on my neck
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Ahaha - nice dude.
 
Uh oh, I'm very ever so slightly drunk and would rather be doing some chick right now!

bendover bitches!
 
mannnnnn my girlfriend is away in CA and i really r eally whant sexxxx

fucken a

I want a meatball sub sandwhich too

ytha't db e fucken good right rnnow
 
fuck I am wasted.

I was touching girl's asses tonight, ahhaa.

Still I want some right now :(
 
i fall into this category,but realized I got no fucking game and unless im bombed and a chick is bombed im gettin non play,fuck this sucks,and is kinda depressing
 
Uh not me. But I did take an an entire exposable camera worth of my gf naked, and she loved every second....


got them developed, omg we were drunk as hell, but still....nice :)
 
tiger88 said:
id aint got 40 bux for one

freak sex toys are $$$ they are $$$ since of supply and demand ...cant go to walmart and pick up anal beads, fleshlite :( so adult toy stores sell them for $$ :(



how would u guys use it?

i think i would duc tape it to my dresser and fuck it that way
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lmao
 
Its my birthday and my gf's mom is in town and I'm not getting any action :(
 
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