The "I got no action on V-day" thread.

[alien amp pharm]

Losers.

because this guy did
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ok, ok, I didn't get laid because she was on her period (at least she said), but I got a BJ and she even swallowed! We just met Friday.
I think I'm in love with this girl. Just kidding.



Did I mention she swallowed?

 

[string_bean00]

I jerked off to your avatar.

 

[wootoom]

the night is young

 

[alien amp pharm]

I jerked off to your avatar.

 

[jerkbox]

i gave myself a stranger

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Damn, you got some sucky...cool.
You're like 9873t^N+x[4] D(4x^2*9x-(-1)LogE^1ninertango) past my loser'ness....lucky bastage
Happy the drought is over.

 

[slickdadd]

Details orby

 

[jaded]

Congratulations.


Okay, tell the truth...you just cuddled, didn't you?

 

[TC2]

Losers.

because this guy did
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ok, ok, I didn't get laid because she was on her period (at least she said), but I got a BJ and she even swallowed! We just met Friday.
I think I'm in love with this girl. Just kidding.



Did I mention she swallowed?

Now by "she" you mean "he" right??

 

[GrandMaster]

I jerked off to your avatar.

u 2 huh?

 

[GoldenDelicious]

im going to L-O-L when her "period" turns out to be a pre-op special

then your factor is going to quadruple

 

[chesty]

That would be me. I got three kisses...

 

[SoreArms]

bah humbug

 

[RADAR]

Damn! Mosquitoes suck better than this thread!


RADAR

 

[awittyusername]

Losers.

because this guy did
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ok, ok, I didn't get laid because she was on her period (at least she said), but I got a BJ and she even swallowed! We just met Friday.
I think I'm in love with this girl. Just kidding.



Did I mention she swallowed?

This brings a tear to my eye.

See!! I told you guys anyone can laid (or bj) around Valentines Day if they apply themselves. This chick was so desparate to not be alone that she settled for aap. (no offence bro, I did this for 12 V days)

All she had to do was give him a bj. Now, she can tell her friends she met this guy blah blah blah, he got me flowers blah blah blah, he took me out blah blah blah.

 

[Razorguns]

omg! you feel for that "period" line!!! That's like what, the oldest trick in the book for transsexuals!?! hahahaha

u and perkele can start a travelling comedy troupe now: Pink Collar Comedy Tour 2005.

 

[samoth]

I only got, like, a couple posts on V before they locked it. I thought VI had a lot more interesting action and stuff in it.


Wait, what's this thread about?

 

[samoth]

Damn, you got some sucky...cool.
You're like 9873t^N+x[4] D(4x^2*9x-(-1)LogE^1ninertango) past my loser'ness....lucky bastage
Happy the drought is over.

LOL @ ninertango variable

 

[alien amp pharm]

lol @ your replies.

Details: She's the sister of a friend of a friend. We met at a ballgame Friday. Went out Saturday and had a great time. So I asked her if she wanted to come over for Vday. She came over, I grilled out, then we watched a movie.

After the movie I asked her if she wanted to watch tv in the bedroom. So we did. Started making out and I took her shirt off. She striped me down completely and forced my hands above my head on the bed.

Then proceeded to go down on me. I stopped her after a few minutes and was like "my turn". She said she was so sorry but she was on her period. Then told me to lay back down, at which point she blew me again until I came in her mouth.

We discussed hanging out again this weekend, so hopefully she will be off her period and hopefully I can end this horrible eternity of a sexless streak I'm currently in.

She's about 5'-4", blonde, petite, with firm handfull boobs and a ghetto booty from hell. Big green eyes, firm waist and she gives good head. She's a keeper.

Sopping Wet Vaginas has been good to me, but 'tis time for me to depart.

 

[bluepeter]

Dude, by giving you a BJ she hooked your ass. She's got you right where she wants you. You'll be running after her ass begging (and settling for cuddling) while she hits someone on the side............lol

 

[SoKlueles]

 

[*MissFit*]

I got no action.. well i did in my mind (A)

 

[alien amp pharm]

Dude, by giving you a BJ she hooked your ass. She's got you right where she wants you. You'll be running after her ass begging (and settling for cuddling) while she hits someone on the side............lol

You know you love my "I love her and miss my ex threads".

I will be posting these shortly, so stay tuned...

 

[rnch]

i TOLD you to stop hanging out at the planet..........what a dive!!

 

[Spanky11]

well i put up wallpaper...sad to see that AAP got more action than me.

 

[alien amp pharm]

i TOLD you to stop hanging out at the planet..........what a dive!!

true dat!

Started hanging out at a couple of up scale 21+ places and it's quite enjoyable now.

When you coming back up this way?

 

[alien amp pharm]

well i put up wallpaper...sad to see that AAP got more action than me.

Spanky pwned by chores.

 

[rnch]

true dat!

Started hanging out at a couple of up scale 21+ places and it's quite enjoyable now.

When you coming back up this way?

how is gatsby's now?

my best friend/broly/partner in higher acts of stupidity lives here (new orleans) now; but his kids and wife are still in gray.....prolly will be up there for memorial day weekend, if not sooner.

 

[from zero]

I was sick yesterday, so no.

Then again, even if I were healthy, I wouldn't have gotten anything.

 

[alien amp pharm]

how is gatsby's now?

my best friend/broly/partner in higher acts of stupidity lives here (new orleans) now; but his kids and wife are still in gray.....prolly will be up there for memorial day weekend, if not sooner.

oh so he moved there.

Only been to Gatsbys for New Years....big bash they had.

Let me know when you head this way.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

CanadianCutie.. with tits and an ass like that.. you'd have to try real hard to get no action.

 

[slickdadd]

Nice job dudeman. It is always good to get out of a slump.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

I got no action, sadly.

 

[from zero]

I got no action, sadly.

Holy crap. You still exist?

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

Holy crap. You still exist?

Yeah, who would of thought, eh? I've moved out of the US. I'm barely on anymore.

 

[hamstershaver]

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