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The "I got no action on V-day" thread.

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Losers.

because this guy did
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ok, ok, I didn't get laid because she was on her period (at least she said), but I got a BJ and she even swallowed! We just met Friday.
I think I'm in love with this girl. Just kidding.



Did I mention she swallowed?
 
the night is young
 
Damn, you got some sucky...cool.
You're like 9873t^N+x[4] D(4x^2*9x-(-1)LogE^1ninertango) past my loser'ness....lucky bastage
Happy the drought is over. :martini:
 
alien amp pharm said:
Losers.

because this guy did
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ok, ok, I didn't get laid because she was on her period (at least she said), but I got a BJ and she even swallowed! We just met Friday.
I think I'm in love with this girl. Just kidding.



Did I mention she swallowed?


Now by "she" you mean "he" right??
 
alien amp pharm said:
Losers.

because this guy did
<---------------




ok, ok, I didn't get laid because she was on her period (at least she said), but I got a BJ and she even swallowed! We just met Friday.
I think I'm in love with this girl. Just kidding.



Did I mention she swallowed?

This brings a tear to my eye.

See!! I told you guys anyone can laid (or bj) around Valentines Day if they apply themselves. This chick was so desparate to not be alone that she settled for aap. (no offence bro, I did this for 12 V days)

All she had to do was give him a bj. Now, she can tell her friends she met this guy blah blah blah, he got me flowers blah blah blah, he took me out blah blah blah.
 
omg! you feel for that "period" line!!! That's like what, the oldest trick in the book for transsexuals!?! hahahaha

u and perkele can start a travelling comedy troupe now: Pink Collar Comedy Tour 2005.
 
I only got, like, a couple posts on V before they locked it. I thought VI had a lot more interesting action and stuff in it.


Wait, what's this thread about?
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
Damn, you got some sucky...cool.
You're like 9873t^N+x[4] D(4x^2*9x-(-1)LogE^1ninertango) past my loser'ness....lucky bastage
Happy the drought is over. :martini:

LOL @ ninertango variable



:cow:
 
lol @ your replies.

Details: She's the sister of a friend of a friend. We met at a ballgame Friday. Went out Saturday and had a great time. So I asked her if she wanted to come over for Vday. She came over, I grilled out, then we watched a movie.

After the movie I asked her if she wanted to watch tv in the bedroom. So we did. Started making out and I took her shirt off. She striped me down completely and forced my hands above my head on the bed.

Then proceeded to go down on me. I stopped her after a few minutes and was like "my turn". She said she was so sorry but she was on her period. Then told me to lay back down, at which point she blew me again until I came in her mouth.

We discussed hanging out again this weekend, so hopefully she will be off her period and hopefully I can end this horrible eternity of a sexless streak I'm currently in.

She's about 5'-4", blonde, petite, with firm handfull boobs and a ghetto booty from hell. Big green eyes, firm waist and she gives good head. She's a keeper.

Sopping Wet Vaginas has been good to me, but 'tis time for me to depart.
 
Dude, by giving you a BJ she hooked your ass. She's got you right where she wants you. You'll be running after her ass begging (and settling for cuddling) while she hits someone on the side............lol
 
bluepeter said:
Dude, by giving you a BJ she hooked your ass. She's got you right where she wants you. You'll be running after her ass begging (and settling for cuddling) while she hits someone on the side............lol

You know you love my "I love her and miss my ex threads".

I will be posting these shortly, so stay tuned...
 
i TOLD you to stop hanging out at the planet..........what a dive!!
 
rnch said:
i TOLD you to stop hanging out at the planet..........what a dive!!

true dat!

Started hanging out at a couple of up scale 21+ places and it's quite enjoyable now.

When you coming back up this way?
 
alien amp pharm said:
true dat!

Started hanging out at a couple of up scale 21+ places and it's quite enjoyable now.

When you coming back up this way?
how is gatsby's now?

my best friend/broly/partner in higher acts of stupidity lives here (new orleans) now; but his kids and wife are still in gray.....prolly will be up there for memorial day weekend, if not sooner.
 
rnch said:
how is gatsby's now?

my best friend/broly/partner in higher acts of stupidity lives here (new orleans) now; but his kids and wife are still in gray.....prolly will be up there for memorial day weekend, if not sooner.

oh so he moved there.

Only been to Gatsbys for New Years....big bash they had.

Let me know when you head this way.
 
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