The heat is making my A/C it's bitch

[PICK3]

Soon my A/C will have to do the heat's dirty socks.

The heat will be trading my A/C around to other temperature descriptors for a pack of cigs.

 

[PICK3]

My A/C will be so punked by the heat it will seek AAP's advise for str8 lessons.

 

[Jon79]

lol

 

[Stefka]

Raining and 85 here.
I only miss the south a little.

 

[Jon79]

Raining and 85 here.
I only miss the south a little.

...

 

[PICK3]

My A/C will soon be trolling on curiousmales.com

 

[PICK3]

My A/C feels an urge to go out and get it's own PT Cruiser

 

[PICK3]

My A/C automatically flips the tube on the Lifetime Channel.

 

[PICK3]

My A/C just ordered it's own season tickets to "Hairspray" the musical.

 

[Stefka]

Your ac asked you if the window it was sitting in made it look fat.

 

[PICK3]

Your ac asked you if the window it was sitting in made it look fat.

ololololololololol!

 

[Stefka]

Your ac started crying at dinner last night because it thought the heat was checking out the freezer.

 

[Jon79]

Your ac asked you if the window it was sitting in made it look fat.

u can tell u r from the south with the ac in the window

 

[Stefka]

Your ac got drunk and flashed a bunch of frat boys for beads - then your ac felt guilty and gave the heat 9 blow jobs and and bought the heat $400 worth of electronics.

 

[PICK3]

Your ac started crying at dinner last night because it thought the heat was checking out the freezer.

My A/C is conflicted by cuming to terms with it's inner most desires.

Wait, that's not my A/C ... that's Java

 

[Cal_21]

Your ac got drunk and flashed a bunch of frat boys for beads - then your ac felt guilty and gave the heat 9 blow jobs and and bought the heat $400 worth of electronics.

lolololololol

 

[the_clockwork]

your ac gave me a blow job but actually i just stuck my dick in the fan and it kicked on and sliced my penis in 58 pieces

 

[PICK3]

My ac has a tube plugged in it's rear.

 

[PICK3]

Fuck! I'm gonna have to go to the Muthafucking Home Depot to buy Muthafucking fuses.

 

[samoth]

Raining and 85 here.

It's been raining for, like, five days straight here. And it's pouring this evening. I'm not fond of sloshing through 6" of water at the range, dammit.

I need to learn how to do an anti-rain dance or something.

 

[Stefka]

It's been raining for, like, five days straight here. And it's pouring this evening. I'm not fond of sloshing through 6" of water at the range, dammit.

I need to learn how to do an anti-rain dance or something.

Samoth is my bitch.
I borrowed his knee high rabbit skin lower/rabbit fur upper boots like three months ago and still haven't returned them.

 

[samoth]

Samoth is my bitch.
I borrowed his knee high rabbit skin lower/rabbit fur upper boots like three months ago and still haven't returned them.

I have a photoshoot coming up next week, so I better get them back.

Or else. *cue thunder*

 

[PICK3]

Fuck! I'm gonna have to go to the Muthafucking Home Depot to buy Muthafucking fuses.

So, since I have to go out at this hour to get fuses I guess the pecking order of "bitchness" is:

Heat >>> A/C >>> PICK3

 

[ceo]

So, since I have to go out at this hour to get fuses I guess the pecking order of "bitchness" is:

Heat >>> A/C >>> PICK3

The Miami Heat????

 

[PICK3]

Maintenance man charged my unit up.

^^^
wait that sounds

 

[Y_lifter]

My A/C drain line on the side of the house looks like a garden hose running water

 

[Cal_21]

Maintenance man charged my unit up.

^^^
wait that sounds

loliololololololol

 

[rnch]

the one renovation item i did not begrude spending Big Bucks on here at the money pit was top of the line high efficiency central air conditioning and heat. here in nawliz, running your a/c 10 months out of 12 is not that uncommon.

foik those widow units and fireplace hearth mounted space heaters.

 

[Y_lifter]

the one renovation item i did not begrude spending Big Bucks on here at the money pit was top of the line high efficiency central air conditioning and heat. here in nawliz, running your a/c 10 months out of 12 is not that uncommon.

foik those widow units and fireplace hearth mounted space heaters.

At least you'll be nice and cool as your house washes away bro..

 

[rnch]

At least you'll be nice and cool as your house washes away bro..

hahaha....not likely at this house...i'm on high ground ...the so called "slivaaa along the rivaaa".

people forget that over 50% on new orleans is above sea level.

 

[rnch]

So, since I have to go out at this hour to get fuses I guess the pecking order of "bitchness" is:

Heat >>> A/C >>> PICK3

how old IS your house? FUSES???

 

[Y_lifter]

hahaha....not likely at this house...i'm on high ground ...the so called "slivaaa along the rivaaa".

people forget that over 50% on new orleans is above sea level.

Yea, but the Army Corp is redoing stuff to make it "better"...

 

[rnch]

Yea, but the Army Corp is redoing stuff to make it "better"...

yeh, rite....

before august 2005 "da corps" had the reputation of being the right hand of God in this area.

not no mo'...

 

[Y_lifter]

I was being sarcastic..

Somebody has Driveway Envy..