the girl i met tonight

[duritz]

ok so of course i meet another chick tonight... i actually kinda knew her from school... she was pretty hot and all but defly a wierdo... she kept saying how she likes to give blowjobs and spit the cum in the guys face and puke in his lap... i was like "wtf!?!?!"

she knew my friend as well... it almost seemed like she would be a fatal attraction though... like she could go psycho any minute... she was saying how i am like the perfect guy and stuff and she knew me for like 20 min...

so i gave her my # and she said she will call me tomorrow... didn't get any booty though...

i'll keep you updated

 

[ajtomasi]

tell me how it goes when she spit the cum back in your face and barfs in your lap.

 

[fogg88]

Did you let her smell your finger?

 

[big_bad_buff]

tell me how it goes when she spit the cum back in your face and barfs in your lap.

BANNED!!

 

[ajtomasi]

BANNED!!

I'm gonna kick you in the face and spray you with mace

 

[big_bad_buff]

I'm gonna kick you in the face and spray you with mace

i think you'd probably want to use the mace before trying to kick me in the face...good ryme though

 

[ajtomasi]

i think you'd probably want to use the mace before trying to kick me in the face...good ryme though

I'll kick you ass and steal your bus pass

 

[big_bad_buff]

I'll kick you ass and steal your bus pass

I wish you the best of luck! should I go buy a bus pass to give to you to make you feel better when your laying in a pool of blood and urine?

 

[ajtomasi]

I wish you the best of luck! should I go buy a bus pass to give to you to make you feel better when your laying in a pool of blood and urine?

you're going to bleed and pee on me?

 

[TroyRoccoco]

msg to duritz

duritz - when you meet womens you got to come out and make your postion clear. When I meet womens I say it to them straight: ITS EITHER BJ OR THE HIGHWAY.

Thats they way, when you say that to them either they will tell you to get lost if they are virgin-next-door types or agree to BJ. Also I dont except any of this no-cum-in-mouth BS. Man if a girl want to give me BJ she better be grateful for my jungle-juice thats the way I look at it for sure.