The FAT Chronicles

[p0ink]

These are exerpts of peoples posts from NAAFA's site. Only in fucking america people...

"Sure. I could use a golf cart. Sure would beat the heck out of walking down to the park to feed the birds. And I could strap on a radio to it and listen to a little Michael Bolton. That would be great if you could help me out with one of those F2F."

"I am having a terrible time finding a toilet seat that holds my weight. I weigh around 400 pounds and have cracked two wooden seats in the last year. Has anyone else had this problem? Does anyone know of a good strong seat that will not crack?"

"I was able to walk from the pool to the lobby of the wellness center a few times last month. A distance of about 200 feet"

"I didn't watch(Response to FOX's Glutton Bowl). It just makes me depressed watching that sort of thing. I just prefer watching Oprah during the afternoons. Maybe we could write a letter to Oprah about this outrage. I bet she would be our #1 supporter in this cause. God I wish Oprah was here to help us. But I can only wish,.. she hasn't answered any of the letters I've written in the past."

"The main thing I got tired of with breaking toilet seats all the time, is when I fall into the filthy water. Sometimes it's not so bad, but other times I've fallen so far back that I can't pull myself back up and I have to just sit there and wait. So I have a rope that dangles from the ceiling in front, just in case this happens again. People who come over always ask me what the rope is for, and it's embarrassing to tell them, but it sure helps alot. It's a bit of a struggle, but it's alot better than having my roommate bust down the door to help me back up."

"My husband and I want to have a baby once he is finished with school. I am interested in midwife attended home or birthing center birth, but I am afraid that it may not be a viable option at my size (5'10" 370 lbs)."

"I am 5'6'' and 250 lbs. I am 28 years old. I consider myself healthy--Heck, I'm a videographer and I run around with camera equipment all day."

"Hi! Im looking for church and casual wear, used and cheap. I need them large as i weigh 500lbs, Im in california and can pay shipping. Thanks."

"i think that this proves that trying to lose weight is not a good thing, fat is better and you should learn to appreciate that you are fat"

"Dieting can kill you. Seriously!"

"I weigh 184 kg, think it's around 350-400 pounds and I'm expecting a baby this december"

"I have had 3 babies! My last baby, born almost a year ago. I am 5'10 and weighed about 400 pounds when I had him. He weighed 10 pounds 12 ounces... WOW! Now, I had some complications with diabetes and high blood pressure during my pregnancy. Also, all three of my children were born by c-section. "

^I bet the gyno was wearing a rain suit and matching hat

"I'm a big-boned male looking to shed a few pounds. Recently, I've been walking on the treadmill for about 10 minutes a day. After that, I like to sit down in front of my TV and eat prunes"

"Our obesity is a sign, not of sick individuals with weak characters, but of a sick country with weak values. "

 

[smallmovesal]

sad stuff...

 

[the nature boy]

^I bet the gyno was wearing a rain suit and matching hat

Bwahahaah. Gross!

That's some disturbing shit. Do you physically go and get all those quotes?

 

[WODIN]

Cracking toilet seats? LOL!!!!

 

[p0ink]

I posted there without using a condescending attitude saying if they want to achieve anything, they should stop playing the role of the victim and do something about it. And I really did not say anything demeaning at all. and guess what, my posts get erased and i get banned.

 

[the nature boy]

I posted there without using a condescending attitude saying if they want to achieve anything, they should stop playing the role of the victim and do something about it. And I really did not say anything demeaning at all. and guess what, my posts get erased and i get banned.

what makes you say that. there's nothing wrong with what you posted, it's all the truth.

 

[bunnymt]

These are exerpts of peoples posts from NAAFA's site. Only in fucking america people...


"I am having a terrible time finding a toilet seat that holds my weight. I weigh around 400 pounds and have cracked two wooden seats in the last year. Has anyone else had this problem? Does anyone know of a good strong seat that will not crack?"

PERHAPS A CEMENT SEAT?




"I am 5'6'' and 250 lbs. I am 28 years old. I consider myself healthy--Heck, I'm a videographer and I run around with camera equipment all day."


IS THAT A JOKE?




"I'm a big-boned male looking to shed a few pounds. Recently, I've been walking on the treadmill for about 10 minutes a day. After that, I like to sit down in front of my TV and eat prunes"


THAT TOTALLY DEFEATS THE PURPOSE...

"Our obesity is a sign, not of sick individuals with weak characters, but of a sick country with weak values. "

 

[p0ink]

what makes you say that. there's nothing wrong with what you posted, it's all the truth.

Exactly. They would rather be content being utterly miserable and blaming everyone else but themselves for how they are. It is easier to bitch and moan than to do something about it. This shit really pisses me off because I worked VERY hard for where I am at right now in terms of my appearance. In a little less than 4 years I have put on almost 100 lbs from god damn hard work, not bitching and moaning.

 

[p0ink]

Re: Re: The FAT Chronicles

Bwahahaah. Gross!

That's some disturbing shit. Do you physically go and get all those quotes?

All of those quotes are from various threads....unbelievable isnt it?

well except for my joke about the gyno in a rubber rain suit

 

[p0ink]

"I didn't watch(Response to FOX's Glutton Bowl). It just makes me depressed watching that sort of thing. I just prefer watching Oprah during the afternoons. Maybe we could write a letter to Oprah about this outrage. I bet she would be our #1 supporter in this cause. God I wish Oprah was here to help us. But I can only wish,.. she hasn't answered any of the letters I've written in the past."

you know america is in trouble when people start making oprah out to be jesus christ

 

[p0ink]

FUCKING BULLSHIT!!

Elizabeth Fernandez, Chronicle Staff Writer
Sunday, February 24, 2002
San Francisco -- In one of the first cases under San Francisco's "fat and short" law, a 240-pound fitness enthusiast has filed a discrimination complaint against a leading exercise firm that won't let her be a company aerobics teacher. At size 16-18, Jennifer Portnick will never fit into Jane Fonda's leotard, but supporters say she can run back-to-back aerobics classes and still have breath to spare. Jazzercise Inc., however, thinks Portnick looks too heavy to be a good role model for exercise buffs. Tomorrow, the city's Human Rights Commission will mediate the case. "I wanted to be judged on my merits, not on my measurements," says Portnick, 38, a computer systems training manager. "I work out six days a week. I've weighed close to what I weigh now for most of my adult life. This is the body I have." According to government statistics, about 60 percent of Americans -- 127 million people -- are overweight or obese. Decrying a national epidemic of obesity, Surgeon General David Satcher urged a greater emphasis on physical education in December. Increasingly, health experts believe that fitness is not about shrinking to a size never intended by nature. "You don't have to be a size 2 electric blue," says Pat Lyons, an East Bay registered nurse, community health educator and co-author of "Great Shape: The First Fitness Guide for Large Women." "Metabolic fitness is what really counts. If Jennifer was not fit, she would not be able to lead six classes a week. Thank God, she lives in San Francisco, one of the only places in the country where she has a statute to stand on."

Portnick, who stands 5 feet 8 inches and whose diet is mostly vegetarian, has been doing high-impact aerobics for 15 years. Her teacher was so impressed by her stamina and ability that she invited Portnick last spring to audition to become a Jazzercise certified instructor. "She has everything it takes," says teacher Kristi Howard. "It's important to get people to make fitness a part of their life. If they see a rabbit bouncing around on stage, they might not be inclined to work out. Jennifer is very healthy. She is not pooped out and sucking for air in class." But Ann Rieke, a Jazzercise district manager, wrote Portnick that she would have to delay the certification process until she developed "a more fit appearance." The manager, even while acknowledging that Portnick "will be a fabulous instructor someday," suggested Portnick try body sculpting and an altered diet.

"Changes in your eating habits (carbs: boo, hiss) . . . will bring you results very fast," wrote Rieke. Portnick was crushed. "I do not feel it is realistic for me to commit to having a changed body by Dec. 1, or at any time," she responded. Despite a blitz of letters in Portnick's support, a company director reiterated the decision in a letter a month later. "Jazzercise sells fitness," wrote Maureen Brown, director of franchise programs and services. "Consequently, a Jazzercise applicant must have a higher muscle-to-fat ratio and look leaner than the public. People must believe Jazzercise will help them improve, not just maintain their level of fitness. Instructors must set the example and be the role models for Jazzercise enthusiasts." Portnick won certification anyway last fall through the Aerobics and Fitness Association of America and teaches six high-energy, low-impact classes a week. In September, she filed a complaint with the Human Rights Commission. "This is a snapshot of what happens to larger women in society in general," says Portnick's attorney, Sondra Solovay, who has worked a dozen years on size discrimination issues.

"In San Francisco, the law says if you can do the job, your weight doesn't matter, and Jennifer can do the job," Solovay says. Jazzercise officials declined comment for this story. The dance-fitness company, created in 1969 and based in Southern California, has more than 5,000 instructors and 19,000 classes weekly. Its corporate mission is to "develop and market fun and effective fitness programs and products that enhance the well-being of people of all ages." Franchise holders are independent business owners. They pay a $640 fee plus 20 percent of gross monthly revenue.

"I think Jazzercise is a great program, (but) their thinking is outdated," says Portnick's teacher, who has also been a franchise owner since 1999. "I thought Jennifer would be a great asset to my business. She might make other people more comfortable exercising," Howard says. "She's never going to be a small woman, but she has great energy, great presence. Just because she doesn't fit Jazzercise's mold doesn't mean she's not a great instructor." Portnick's case is the second to go to mediation under the city's ordinance, passed two years ago, prohibiting discrimination on the basis of weight and height. The first case, currently pending, was filed in 2000 on behalf of 8- year-old Fredrika Keefer, a short, muscular girl who was rejected for admittance to the San Francisco Ballet School after an audition.

"We don't need to look like a movie star or Barbie," Portnick says. "We need to be open to our bodies as they are while working to the best fitness level we can achieve. This is not about what the tape measure says when it goes around your waist." E-mail Elizabeth Fernandez at [email protected]

 

[p0ink]

would any of you want shamu telling you how to be in shape and being your role model? i fucking think not! this equal oppurtunity stuff is such fucking bullshit

 

[smallmovesal]

i might have a bad sense of size... but if she eats/excercises properly then i see no problem with her doing the aerobics teaching. too bad they didn't include a photo.

 

[wyst]

I posted there without using a condescending attitude saying if they want to achieve anything, they should stop playing the role of the victim and do something about it. And I really did not say anything demeaning at all. and guess what, my posts get erased and i get banned.

Dude, don't do that! I'm totally not flaming you, but if you're not careful, it's going to be the thin forum all over again, and those folk are going to come over here and distract us from our stuff again for weeks!

That rope quote was insane. I may have dreams about that. If I had to have a rope to get off the toilet, I'd hang myself with it. No offense to fat people, but I just wouldn't be able to deal.

Wyst

PS: no slight intended against the serious folk from the thin forum who decided to stick around. You guys are cool. But that whole episode was a pretty big distraction for a while.

 

[p0ink]

want a photo? it's on the main page for www.naafa.org

you cant miss it

 

[smallmovesal]

ok well she was all covered up so i couldn't see what muscle tone she does have... however, i couldn't miss those melon bobos.

and what wyst said... good advice.

 

[p0ink]

Im sorry people, but im on a mission here cause this whole mindset and attitude pisses me off. they even have a thread for recipes...and they wonder why they are fucking fat?!?! look at this shit!! this is only one example

PEANUT BUTTER CREAM CHEESE PIE
1 Graham Cracker pie Shell
12 ounces cream cheese softened
8 ounces Cool Whip
1/4 cup sugar
3 - 4 tablespoons peanut butter
1/2 cup chocolate chips

 

[p0ink]

ok well she was all covered up so i couldn't see what muscle tone she does have... however, i couldn't miss those melon bobos.

and what wyst said... good advice.

a 240lb woman have muscle tone? are you on fucking crack? dear jesus christ...

 

[p0ink]

Dude, don't do that! I'm totally not flaming you, but if you're not careful, it's going to be the thin forum all over again, and those folk are going to come over here and distract us from our stuff again for weeks!

That rope quote was insane. I may have dreams about that. If I had to have a rope to get off the toilet, I'd hang myself with it. No offense to fat people, but I just wouldn't be able to deal.

Wyst

PS: no slight intended against the serious folk from the thin forum who decided to stick around. You guys are cool. But that whole episode was a pretty big distraction for a while.

oh dont worry, no refernces to elite were made there =)

 

[Rockafella Skank]

would any of you want shamu telling you how to be in shape and being your role model? i fucking think not! this equal oppurtunity stuff is such fucking bullshit

Yes, she's a sturdy girl, but it's not like she's orca fat. Besides, who sez she wants to be your role model? If she can get 1% of the people NAAFA represents to begin exercising and moving toward a healthy lifestyle, she's helping them far more than you have.

 

[p0ink]

Yes, she's a sturdy girl, but it's not like she's orca fat. Besides, who sez she wants to be your role model? If she can get 1% of the people NAAFA represents to begin exercising and moving toward a healthy lifestyle, she's helping them far more than you have.

oh, so you think it's right a fitness company gets sued because they dont want someone who is obese representing their company that promotes fitness? with that attitude, i should go saw off my legs and try to become a dance instructor and then sue cause no one will higher me.

 

[smallmovesal]

oh, so you think it's right a fitness company gets sued because they dont want someone who is obese representing their company that promotes fitness? with that attitude, i should go saw off my legs and try to become a dance instructor and then sue cause no one will higher me.

she was hired because the instructor saw her as capable of performing her job... not based on what she looked like.

 

[p0ink]

she was hired because the instructor saw her as capable of performing her job... not based on what she looked like.

the fact of the matter is, the fucking company will lose money by having her on staff. people do not want a person like that for a fitness instructor. lets be real here.

 

[the nature boy]

p0ink, let me ask you a question? you seem like this really makes you upset? why is that? Usually if something makes me upset that I have no control over I try to not let it bother me. Just checking.

 

[Rockafella Skank]

Lawsuit or no lawsuit, if she's proven she can teach according to Jazzercise's fitness standards, then she should able to teach. We talk all the time about genetic limits here (think Natty vs. Gear arguments), but it can't apply to this woman? She knows what her body's limits are. It sounds like she's worked hard. So she doesn't share the same goals as you.

As far as the "right-ness" of a lawsuit goes ... if there's a statute protecting her, then she's got a right to pursue her violation through legal means. The issue, then, is whether the law is "right." Is it? Which of us can say? There is more to consider than just the language of the law because the contexts under which laws are enacted are as crucial as the law itself. (I know that doesn't nail down my position, but I don't have the legal expertise to comment with authority).

I, too, have a difficult time accepting the "poor me" routine that all types of people use to avoid making changes in their lives -- and they come in all shapes, sizes, races, genders -- but I also understand what triggers change in these same people is as different as the people themselves. Be happy she's doing SOMETHING and wants to help others do SOMETHING besides walking on the treadmill for 10 minutes and then watching TV eating prunes.

And your argument about hacking your own legs off, while intriguing, isn't valid here.

 

[Rockafella Skank]

the fact of the matter is, the fucking company will lose money by having her on staff. people do not want a person like that for a fitness instructor. lets be real here.

Will it? You've run a study? The same argument can be made for the opposite. I can see loads of fat people rushing to take her class ... especially women.

 

[Lao Tzu]

"Our obesity is a sign, not of sick individuals with weak characters, but of a sick country with weak values. "

who cares? how exactly does getting fat speak that our country is weak. people in the 3rd world would kill to have enough food to get fat. i endorse people getting fat if that be they thing. however, it is rather unhealthy, as you run the risk of diabetes & heart disease when you get that fat.

on another note, i am pretty fat (272 @ 26% bf). am i at the same risk for diabetes that i would be if i was 272 @ 50% bf like most people who weigh 272, or does the fat that i have 80 lbs of fat spread out over a larger fram rather than 140 on a smaller frame lower my risk?

 

[enrage]

i'm very tempted to register to that board and give those people some advice.

And i totally hate the fact that some of those members are saying:
"YOu must get comfortable with your weight and learn to like yourself"
That is the biggest load of horseshit. How the hell is someone gonna be happy with themselves if they can't walk up a flight of stairs or take a shit by themselves.
Aaaaaaahhh, i swear.

 

[p0ink]

p0ink, let me ask you a question? you seem like this really makes you upset? why is that? Usually if something makes me upset that I have no control over I try to not let it bother me. Just checking.

it pisses me off because this seems to be the growing trend in america...not to take responsibility for your own actions but to blame it on others or society and play the role of the victim...things are 'ok' as long as you 'feel good' about yourself. it is such horse shit. and this apathetic lazy nature is not only being embraced by these people it is being encouraged.

 

[p0ink]

Will it? You've run a study? The same argument can be made for the opposite. I can see loads of fat people rushing to take her class ... especially women.

say we got people like john goodman or sam kinnison (if he wasnt dead) to model CK underwear. do you think their sales would increase? i think not. peoples appearances are used to sell a product, and in this case, the product is fitness, and when most people think of being 'fit,' the image of rosie o'donnel or roseanne doesnt come to mind

 

[the nature boy]

it pisses me off because this seems to be the growing trend in america...not to take responsibility for your own actions but to blame it on others or society and play the role of the victim...things are 'ok' as long as you 'feel good' about yourself. it is such horse shit. and this apathetic lazy nature is not only being embraced by these people it is being encouraged.

no I understand why you're upset. but getting upset isn't going to change anything, if anything it's gonna stress YOU out. you do sound generally concerned by this epidemic.

So why don't you offer to help?

 

[p0ink]

no I understand why you're upset. but getting upset isn't going to change anything, if anything it's gonna stress YOU out. you do sound generally concerned by this epidemic.

So why don't you offer to help?

im not really stressing over it, this is just one of those things that bother me. in my area there is talk on the radio about people trying to get together and sue fast food companies for making them fat and that is just so god damn ridiculous. i know i cant change them, but if i can change peoples attitude of 'oh poor them' to 'if they are lazy, what do they expect?' is all i want.

I tried giving these people helpful advice and even tried to sympathize with them because i know how hard it can be not liking your current bodyweight (i worked my ass off from a skinny 140 to 230lbs in less than 4 years through god damn HARD work) and i even tried to level with them, but when you try to be honest with people, they dont want to hear it. they want to continue being miserable and feeling sorry for themselves and expecting other people to do the same. these are the people running crusades against the supplement industry ('fat burners' especially) and want more government regulation. fuck that. i worked in a health food store for 2 years and i cant tell you the number of fat people buying shit like xenadrine and saying shit like, "i dont have to work out while i take this stuff do i?" and when you say yes, they get a big frown upon their face and put it back, or buy it and come back a month later bitching and moaning that we 'ripped them off.'

 

[the nature boy]

well I guess all you can do is continue to try and make a difference. As you well know, there are too many bitchers and not enough doers. Is "doers" even a word?

 

[p0ink]

nature boy,

there are people so fat on this board, that instead of losing weight, they opted to have a colostomy bag so they wouldnt have to worry about not fitting in public bathrooms. And people say starvation is a horrible thing, what about gluttony. you have any idea how many somalians could live off of one of these people?

 

[the nature boy]

nature boy,

there are people so fat on this board, that instead of losing weight, they opted to have a colostomy bag so they wouldnt have to worry about not fitting in public bathrooms. And people say starvation is a horrible thing, what about gluttony. you have any idea how many somalians could live off of one of these people?

well that certainly is disturbing. and disgusting. This society has gotten bloated and lazy. food is too cheap here I suspect. I don't know how to fix this problem.

 

[Sushi X]

i agree with nordstrom.

also the trend in america is to point, laugh, scoff, taunt and humiliate fat people. why's that? does it make skinny folk feel better about themselves? is it that people's self esteem is so in the toilet that they have to put down other people to make themselves feel better? i blame america's fahsion and beauty industry for setting such a high standard that even skinny women and men are falling short and feeling like crap. instead of trashing people you need to encourage them and support them. that will do way more than throwing their self esteem in the dumpster.

i again, i'm like nord, i have about 30% body fat but i'm workin on it. i do more excercise in a week than most people plus i work at a restaurant where i'm on my feet all night. i have more stamina than people half my size and i don't get laughed at either. i've earned people's respect cause i like myself as a person. yes i want to look like the top bodybuilders but i know to get there i have to keep my head up and have confidence in myself. i've got more women huggin me and flirting with me than most guys i know and they are the "skinny" folk. it bugs them too but when you work at hooters you get connections plus they all love my personality.

 

[the nature boy]

Sushi, good for you trying to better yourself. it seems like most people give up too easlily when they realize that it takes years to reach that goal. our society is very much into quick results. look at how popular phen-phen was -- and people know it could kill.

 

[Sushi X]

i took phen fen via an old sports physician i went to when i was like 20 or 21. i lost a ton of weight but when i went off of it it came back. you can't rely on drugs to lose weight that creates dependency which is bad. i think eca is fine as long as the diet and excercise are on track. i see the girls at work taking it and they only either eat 1 or 2 times a day then feel sick at night or they eat a little salad them eat a big piece of chocolate moose cake. none of them need to lose weight, with the exception of a few, but that's beside the point. i'm afraid that's what most american's do too. they eat 1 or 2 times a day and take diet drugs or eca then get sick, die or give up cuz their metabolism shuts down and they don't see results.

 

[p0ink]

sushi, this is not about making fun of someone or being a cock, it is about making them realize that if they are unhappy with how they are that they are the only one that can do something about it. congrats on the good work ethic

 

[Sushi X]

thanks, and i see your point. but why post what they put up? it only seems like they are a tool of amusement. i might go register and shed some light on things, hey, i got first hand experience.

 

[p0ink]

thanks, and i see your point. but why post what they put up? it only seems like they are a tool of amusement. i might go register and shed some light on things, hey, i got first hand experience.

if i came here bitching and moaning about obese people and had nothing to back it up with my argument would be lacking

 

[Sushi X]

mmmkay.

 

[Rockafella Skank]

... say we got people like john goodman or sam kinnison (if he wasnt dead) to model CK underwear.

I'm fairly certain that Calvin Klein's targeted market is very different altogether than that of Jazzercise's. The comparison isn't valid.

 

[gwl9dta4]

I think she will be a great instructor, you know why?

There are a lot of fat people here in the US with very low self esteem, they think they are grossly incapable of exercise because they are too fat. They see the fatness as a handicap.

So an instructor like that can be a role model to all those people. I for one am fit but will give props to anyone trying their best and not letting their fatness stop them. She is a person with a lot of perseverance and motivation and should be applauded. She could help many with percieved disabilities because of their weight get into fitness for the first time.

It would be the "if she can do it, i can do it" kind of attitude.


Sincerely:

 

[alexiarenee]

Just my .02....
I personally would be turned off to the idea of taking a class with a fat instructor...whether she could teach it or not.
Just like when I go to the gym and see fat personal trainers I wonder why anyone would hire them.
If I were to pay someone to help me reach my fitness goals, then I would want a person who is in good shape. Someone who obviously practices what they preach.
Also, this lady's workout schedule is a definite adverstisement for weights. I mean, she basically does hours and hours of cardio a week and no wieghts and she is still fat.................

 

[alexiarenee]

I think she will be a great instructor, you know why?

There are a lot of fat people here in the US with very low self esteem, they think they are grossly incapable of exercise because they are too fat. They see the fatness as a handicap.

So an instructor like that can be a role model to all those people. I for one am fit but will give props to anyone trying their best and not letting their fatness stop them. She is a person with a lot of perseverance and motivation and should be applauded. She could help many with percieved disabilities because of their weight get into fitness for the first time.

It would be the "if she can do it, i can do it" kind of attitude.


Sincerely:

That is true.

 

[p0ink]

yes, she would be an example for other fat women, but lets be realistic here, how many fat people do you see in the gym versus 'normal' people? >5%?

 

[the nature boy]

I guess it's better than 0%, no? that's how trends start. say one fat person started going to the gym, mayber his/her friends will notice and maybe start working out too. you never know.

 

[Rockafella Skank]

yes, she would be an example for other fat women, but lets be realistic here, how many fat people do you see in the gym versus 'normal' people? >5%?

She wants to teach at Jazzercize not Bally's. Jazzercise's targeted customer is people just like her. The reason why she was not allowed to teach was that Jazzercise perceives this woman to be a failure of its own teachings, instead of what she is: the product of its own teachings.

As for the last part ... ah, the petulence of youth. Perhaps the number of fat people at the gym is directly tied to perceptions like yours. Fat people do go to the gym, but the same kind of insecurities and fears you felt when you first went to the gym become magnified when these folks get stares and hear mutterings under other people's breath. The signal to them is they are not welcome. Never mind mentioning any self-value or body image issues that come into play here (and they come into play for everyone). The difference between your first trips to the gym and their first trips to the gym is at least you weren't fat. You cannot have this both ways ... calling these folks lazy because they don't make changes in their lives and then making them feel horrible when they finally try.

One last thing ... fat people IS normal people. According to the National Institute of Health, 54% of the American population is fat. No one will argue that that's a very sad fact. But I'm certain that your current thinking will not help reduce this number one bit.

 

[supersizeme]

Good lord. Always have to be some people all up in other people's shit. Let the poor girl teach. No, she may not be a shining example of where Jazzercise can take your physique, but at the very least she'll be a more welcoming soul towards the overweight people who want to get started. That and she can apparently hang with the skinny fitness chicks when it comes to the exercises performed. No, she may not be the person you want handing out diet advice, but I'd like to see some of the other 240lb overweight people on this board try to hang with her through one of her classes.
I like seeing skinny and fat people in the gym. I was a rail when I first went in a couple years ago, and it was a constant insult for me to look around at all the other guys in there and then see myself in the mirror with my little twigs poking out of my t-shirt. To see other skinny guys in there was comforting. If everyone there had a jacked up 200+lb physique, you can bet your ass it would've been 10x harder for me to keep going in 4-5 times a week. But gradually I progressed and soon I was looking at other guys in the mirror, and then looking back at myself and feeling good about myself. You get motivation from seeing the big guys, and you get an ego boost from seeing the people you once were. Let this woman teach and be a big 240lb welcome sign to the overweight instead of consistently having the instructor be a 110lb ripped girl who the overweight will always be looking at as "the impossible goal."

 

[p0ink]

Good lord. Always have to be some people all up in other people's shit. Let the poor girl teach. No, she may not be a shining example of where Jazzercise can take your physique, but at the very least she'll be a more welcoming soul towards the overweight people who want to get started. That and she can apparently hang with the skinny fitness chicks when it comes to the exercises performed. No, she may not be the person you want handing out diet advice, but I'd like to see some of the other 240lb overweight people on this board try to hang with her through one of her classes.
I like seeing skinny and fat people in the gym. I was a rail when I first went in a couple years ago, and it was a constant insult for me to look around at all the other guys in there and then see myself in the mirror with my little twigs poking out of my t-shirt. To see other skinny guys in there was comforting. If everyone there had a jacked up 200+lb physique, you can bet your ass it would've been 10x harder for me to keep going in 4-5 times a week. But gradually I progressed and soon I was looking at other guys in the mirror, and then looking back at myself and feeling good about myself. You get motivation from seeing the big guys, and you get an ego boost from seeing the people you once were. Let this woman teach and be a big 240lb welcome sign to the overweight instead of consistently having the instructor be a 110lb ripped girl who the overweight will always be looking at as "the impossible goal."

I am in the same boat as you man. I started out weighing 140lbs 4 years ago at 6'3. I could barely bench 95lbs, but through my had ass work, i put on almost 100lbs of bodyweight since then and more than trippled my bench. I did something about it, instead of sitting around feeling sorry for myself and asking for favors. how is this shit any different than when a skinny guy goes up to someone MUCH bigger and says their form is wrong, or they should do 'this' instead. it pisses people off, just like it pisses me off that people have to sue to get a job where they are obviously not wanted by the fucking people who own the business.

 

[p0ink]

Baby I'm so sorry you got a "bad apple," but trust me when I say, she didn't spoil the entire bunch, LOL. Being a ssbbw myself, I can toot my own horn by saying I LOVE ME!!! If you are telling me how sexy I am...with or without clothes on, and you want to rub warm oils all over my body, taste all of me inside and out...guess what? YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE, LOL LOL!! Thats when I put on not the bath robe, but the cheerleader skirt, equipped with my own set of pom poms, and its on!! Did she say "lights off?" Well how the hell you gonna see me "working it" ontop, on your face, flipped around backwards, breast bouncing, juices flowing, etc, with the lights off? Thats crazy!! Damn to have a man except you not only for your personality but your size and overall just love you like how you've explained, is the next best thing to heaven. Her lost!! Keep looking sweetie. We're out here!!


I have only been intimate with 1 BBW. Im not sure what class she would fall into, but at any rate she was about 5"5 and 300 lbs...i also wanted to give her oral sex. While she admitted that she enjoyed the feeling, she stopped letting me do it. She claimed that with her legs spread, she felt too uncomfortable and exposed. Her embarrassment out-weighed her enjoyment.

See? These fucking people even have to be eating something during sex

I weigh appr.390-lbs. and since I have put on this extra weight, I am have become inable to "clean" myself after using the restroom. I am now having to coinside "potty time" with shower time.

I am an active woman in my late 20's on the borderline between mid and supersize. I am 5'9" and about 370 lbs. A couple of years ago I went to "Great America" and didn't fit on any of the rides. It sucked.

I am so excited to see your post. I just got back from Disneyworld in Florida. And I had the best time. I had to rent a wheelchair because 4 days of walking was way to much.

walking? god forbid

Nothing happened during dinner, but as I was walking out, the teens, who were waiting in their car, threw pats of butter from the diner at me, yelling "fat pig" and much worse.

I may be going to hell for this one but...

Now don't laugh, but does anyone make a sturdy, adult size hippity hop ?

I would pay good fucking money to see a 400lb monstosity on this

I've got a fitball and I love it. It seems really sturdy, to the extent that I can bounce on it without feeling paranoid.

Our obesity is a sign, not of sick individuals with weak characters, but of a sick country with weak values. Find a way to change those and you will go a long way toward helping people take care of themselves in the way that they really need to in order to get, and stay, healthy.

Yes,.. this movie (Shallow Hal) was very offensive to big people. They shouldn't of even been allowed to release this movie to the public. I think that anything that might have potential to be offensive to someone should be hidden from people. We can't let this freedom of expression keep happening in this country because it's hurting too many good peoples feelings.

Censor everything!

Does over eating contribute to the plumping of America? Yes. But that isn't the only contributor. America has to be the diet capitol of the world. Dieting contributes to obesity.

Stop the diets people!

Fat people don't need to be guilted into loosing weight. We need to be taught and encouraged in a healthy lifesyle and let our bodies be whatever size they are.

Lets all feel good about being fat pigs

But aside from that issue, most of what drove me to eat poorly was MISINFORMATION FROM THE MEDIA.

 

[the nature boy]

p0ink, why does this topic bother you so much? You seem very animated over this issue. Don't take this the wrong way, but it seems like you're doing a lot of complaining. You're very good at pointing out complaining and whining from liberals, yet on this thread you're doing a lot of bitching, and IMO you're not doing anything to help or change the situation. I'm not flaming you, just giving you another perspective.

 

[Blue Sky]

Being a good teacher in an art, and being a good practitioner is... quite different no? You may not be particularly good at what you teach, but you can definately be good at teaching it... I would imagine that many of the coaches were not nearly as good as the players in the teams they coach? Yet... they are good teachers?

 

[p0ink]

p0ink, why does this topic bother you so much? You seem very animated over this issue. Don't take this the wrong way, but it seems like you're doing a lot of complaining. You're very good at pointing out complaining and whining from liberals, yet on this thread you're doing a lot of bitching, and IMO you're not doing anything to help or change the situation. I'm not flaming you, just giving you another perspective.

it's just the whole 'feel good' attitude that pisses me off to no end. plus living in the south, you see these people all over the fucking place. you have to agree with me to some extent when you hear these people getting colostomy bags because they cant fit in public bathrooms, or when they use wheel chairs because 'walking just isnt fun.' obesity costs the american taxpayers billions in healthcare, but yet they dont want to change anything about themselves, they simply want to feel good as they lie in their sweat stained sheets with pieces of chicken and apple pie are hidden under and amonsgt various roles of flesh. when i go out to eat at a fast food restaurant (which is very very rare might i add) i literally lose my appetite listening their lip smacking and soda slurping..ugghh....and trust me, if you read some of the shit on this site it would piss you off. things like calling thin people 'elite'

They want to blame everyone else for their obesity instead of owning up to the fact it is their own god damn fault. you should know my stance on that shit from other posts

 

[saint808]

it's largely genetic too... no pun intended. How many of those people want the same results as you? How many of them will do what it takes to get where they want? How many of us are pissed that we have friends who can eat Mcdonalds and still maintain a decent physique? I for one have busted my ass while i have friends who think exercise is getting out of bed and they think i am obsessed... well maybe i am, but they are still my friends.

 

[the nature boy]

it's just the whole 'feel good' attitude that pisses me off to no end. plus living in the south, you see these people all over the fucking place. you have to agree with me to some extent when you hear these people getting colostomy bags because they cant fit in public bathrooms, or when they use wheel chairs because 'walking just isnt fun.' obesity costs the american taxpayers billions in healthcare, but yet they dont want to change anything about themselves, they simply want to feel good as they lie in their sweat stained sheets with pieces of chicken and apple pie are hidden under and amonsgt various roles of flesh. when i go out to eat at a fast food restaurant (which is very very rare might i add) i literally lose my appetite listening their lip smacking and soda slurping..ugghh....and trust me, if you read some of the shit on this site it would piss you off. things like calling thin people 'elite'

They want to blame everyone else for their obesity instead of owning up to the fact it is their own god damn fault. you should know my stance on that shit from other posts

no I understand totally why you feel this way, and I feel the same way to an extent. It's sad and sickening at the same time. But it seems as if you're dwelling this topic an awful lot. if the topic pisses you off like it does, then why do you go to the 'fat people" website and read stuff on there knowing it's gonna tick you off?

 

[PlateheadJim]

In the "Lard" of Dixie!!

Originally Posted by p0ink

plus living in the south, you see these people all over the fucking place.

Yep, welcome to the deeeep south. The deep south where fat asses rule, eating their "Fried Veggies", fucking cheesecake. As I've said before most married women in the deep south are fat & ugly - don't believe the "Southern Belle" bullshit..

 

[Madd Hatter]

Hey, I've read most of the posts in this thread, and I'm with Poink. And hardly a day goes by that I don't make derogatory comments about fat people to a friend, or am not infuriated by fat people in some way.

All those comments from that site is just the tip of the iceberg. There's also all the money they cost us and the frivolous lawsuits that have started popping up. I despise these people. Why am I so consumed with it?

[rant]
Partly because I have put at least moderate effort into NOT being a fatass. I have to bust my ass to put on a miniscule amount of muscle that only I notice. I'm not attractive, and if I let my sloth overtake me, I soon would hardly be recognizably human. Though I'm a scrawny punk who can't put on muscle, I don't sit and bitch and blame everyone else. Yeah, it's be easy, but it wouldn't be right.

Partly because I can't stand people who don't take responsibility for their own shit. This includes almost every fat fuck. But it's also why I hate the tobacco lawsuit bringers, the idiots who bitch about video games and music because they can't take the time to raise their kids right, and society in general.

Partly because many of them want special treatment, many of these ways involving big money and/or alterations to MY life. Fuck special treatment, and fuck them.

And partly because I have to live with it. My fatfuck of a room-mate was a former friend, but now is a total embodiment of everything I can't stand. I think those of you who would have to personally deal with it would be a bit "obsessed" with it too. I wish for nothing more than for him to drop dead from a heart attack, or to at least move far far away from me and never fuck with my life again. But I'm tied into a lease with him for several more months. He's fat, lazy, irresponsible, and overdependent on an equally fat and lazy bitch. He's been told he's going to get diabetes by his doctor unless he gets his ass in shape. Has he gone to the gym once? NO! Instead he continues to take his fat bitch to McDonald's and movies. The only exercise he gets is when he's fucking that whale in his room, often with others of us here and having to listen to it! She's our unofficial 5th roommate, but pays nothing. He thought this was ok. I told him fuck no, and now he pays all our utilities. He's bounced numerous checks and gets calls every day from creditors because he can't manage his money. He says she's "the one", but so were the previous two he's blown all his money on. He should have graduated a year ago with me, but he NEVER will because he refuses to put in the effort. So why doesn't he drop out and save some people's money? He insists on putting off the inevitable because he won't take responsibility for WTF he's doing! It is all related. He's not only physically, but mentally weak.

And yes, it may be partly because this pathetic fuck and some of the other pathetic fucks, will turn out better/ get better breaks than me, though they desperately deserve a hole in the head much more.
[/rant]

 

[p0ink]

Hey, I've read most of the posts in this thread, and I'm with Poink.

amen. they should start throwing these fat people into propellars

 

[LiLady11]

it pisses me off because this seems to be the growing trend in america...not to take responsibility for your own actions but to blame it on others or society and play the role of the victim...things are 'ok' as long as you 'feel good' about yourself. it is such horse shit. and this apathetic lazy nature is not only being embraced by these people it is being encouraged.

Alrite p0ink, we understand that you aren't in love with fat people!! And to be honest with you, I believe that currently the growing trend in America is to become thin and the get-thin quick idea. Why do you think supplement sales and gym membership sales are booming?? And yes, this thin epidemic can partly be blamed upon society. Women strive to become supermodel thin, men want to be Arnold huge and that is because each and every day we are bombarded with these images of what we are to look like. How is that encouraging an apathetic lazy nature?

 

[LiLady11]

One last thing ... fat people IS normal people. According to the National Institute of Health, 54% of the American population is fat. No one will argue that that's a very sad fact. But I'm certain that your current thinking will not help reduce this number one bit. [/B]

THANK GOODNESS YOU POSTED THAT STATISTIC!!

 

[PlateheadJim]

Holy Shit!!!! The Whales have Taken Over!

I work at a Hospital in the deeeeeeeep South .. I would have to say 40% of my department (Information Services) are whales, 30% are over weight slogs and the other 30% are average (me being the only exception). The rest of the Hospital fits into this mold as well - for most of them working at a hospital is perfect, they can spend their time working and recovering both at the same place! All their fucking fat medications just around the corner!

So I would have to take the Madd Hatters viewpoint as my attitude is "Fuck Them All". They bitch & whine about ridicule yet do nothing about it! Also, they are usually hypocrites as they make resentful comments all the time about those who are fit. While there are a few that eventually get tired of being fat and whip their ass in shape most never do. The group that never does is probably less intelligent with more emotional issues I would imagine - too bad.

Not sure what the average lifespan of a whale is... While I would imagine it's shorter than somebody fit or even average it probably isn't as short as it should be. The reason of course is all the fucking medications and surgeries we have to keep these clowns waddling on for many years! Dear god my wife's mother is a fat fuck.. Her fucking insurance claims add up to about $60,000 per year (at least) and she can't see why insurance is so high anymore...

 

[the nature boy]

amen. they should start throwing these fat people into propellars

lmao.

 

[Drizzt]

p0ink this is a GREAT thread truly one of the best I have read here since I have been around =P.

Drizz

 

[PlateheadJim]

Whaler - Tasty!

Ever eat a Whaler? Not bad!!

 

[p0ink]

 

[LiLady11]

HA HA P0ink!!
You crack me the hell up!!

 

[p0ink]

Re: Holy Shit!!!! The Whales have Taken Over!

"The only way I've found to safely wipe my anal area with toilet paper at this weight (~450) is to lie down on my side, and reach around from the back"

Someone should really start marketing ass spatulas to fat people and get rich quick. like that guy on tv that wears the question mark suit and jumps in dumpsters and yells "Free!!"

 

[PinK233]

Re: Re: Holy Shit!!!! The Whales have Taken Over!

shame shame shame

derf

 

[the People's Champ]

DOOD

 

[Zirakzigil]

http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/heaviest.htm

 

[p0ink]

i am so fucking hard right now

 

[mistyp]

pOink should be "Oinker".

Hey, Oinker, I would be devastated to know that posts that I'd put on a support forum were downloaded. You are truly a horrid and nasty individual. I would suggest a good session with a talented therapist to help you understand your hostility. (A male one, since you probably hate and beat women.)

Go beat off and leave fat people alone. They have enough problems with the way the world treats them without assholes like you, Oinker.

 

[Zirakzigil]

HAHAHAHAHA
http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/Forum/body_building.html

 

[Madd Hatter]

Re: pOink should be "Oinker".

Hey, Oinker, I would be devastated to know that posts that I'd put on a support forum were downloaded. You are truly a horrid and nasty individual. I would suggest a good session with a talented therapist to help you understand your hostility. (A male one, since you probably hate and beat women.)

Go beat off and leave fat people alone. They have enough problems with the way the world treats them without assholes like you, Oinker.

Oh no, it's an invasion!! The fat people are coming! The fat people are coming! Hey, no fair, if we go and post on your board, it will get deleted. Could a mod please delete this whale's post? Thanks.

 

[CobraTFHS]

ROFLMFAO!!!

You know what's really funny about this? Half of these posts quoted were made by myself and a group of my friends trolling that website pretending to be fatasses. No one was using a rope to pull themselves off a toilet!

LOL Even the fatties figured out we were fakes pretty quickly!

Thanks for the laugh guys.

 

[p0ink]

Re: pOink should be "Oinker".

Hey, Oinker, I would be devastated to know that posts that I'd put on a support forum were downloaded. You are truly a horrid and nasty individual. I would suggest a good session with a talented therapist to help you understand your hostility. (A male one, since you probably hate and beat women.)

Go beat off and leave fat people alone. They have enough problems with the way the world treats them without assholes like you, Oinker.

You my friend, are an idiot. I simply post things you people say to show the mentality you people have towards obesity. Saying it is only your business..what a crock of shit. it costs me and everyone else out there money for healthcare and disability. well, it is time for me to go beat and hate on women

 

[p0ink]

if i sent you some custard filled basketballs would that make everything better

 

[p0ink]

Just so you people know, I made the headlines over at NAAFA. Check it out for yourself

http://www.naafa.org/discussion/Forum1/HTML/000425.html

 

[mistyp]

I am not a "whale".

First of all. I happen to be in the ideal range for my height, and I am indeed an amateur Vegan bodybuilder. i hope to be a personal trainer some day. My gym of choice is Gold's, and that's all the information you're getting from me about myself.

Second, I have participated on various support groups on various topics. I've enjoyed the support and help I received and the hope that my posts won't be echoed on some other site.

My mother was extremely overweight. I watched how the world treated her. She was ill, and had an eating disorder, but was a talented professional artist, devoted housewife and mother. Our family was devestated when she died. Yes, I'd rather that she'd been healthier and lived longer, but it irritates me to know that while she was alive she was the subject of redicule and cruelty.

Most people who are overweight know how the world feels about them. Many of them have astonishing slow metabolism and they've experience failure so many times that they are afraid to try again. The best we can do if we want to be ambassadors for health is to show that being fit doesn't mean being a cruel, hedonistic slob.

Now my advice about therapy wasn't all toungue-in-cheek. I have a background in psychology, and your posts suggests an interesting pathology. Those who obtain extreme pleasure in being abusive, particularly toward those that they already see as weak, suggests that 1) they fear becoming that person, and thus unleash a huge amount of hostility toward them, and/or 2) they fear their own weaknesses and shortcomings and cover them by lashing out at others.

Tell me, oh Oinker, what is your, "shortcoming"? Be careful dear. Size does matter.

 

[Sebass67]

Ha! It keeps getting better and better. Damn it...i don't have much sympathy for these people. I was a fat ass in school...i was 185 in Gr. 7...by the timei hit Gr.11 i weighed 265...

It's fucking ridiculous...

Than i went on an ECa stack and ran and worked out... went down to 230 in Gr. 12,now i am one of the best aerobically condiotionned people on my football team in university...

Stop listening to all these sensitive patronizing people... all they want is your money. You do it for yourself., Hit a bloody gym and run and eat right and you will be fine.

Fuck it annoys me. Misty, we don't see emotional barriers...we see physical solutions. It is one thing to think, it is another to do.

 

[p0ink]

Re: I am not a "whale".

First of all. I happen to be in the ideal range for my height, and I am indeed an amateur Vegan bodybuilder. i hope to be a personal trainer some day. My gym of choice is Gold's, and that's all the information you're getting from me about myself.

Second, I have participated on various support groups on various topics. I've enjoyed the support and help I received and the hope that my posts won't be echoed on some other site.

My mother was extremely overweight. I watched how the world treated her. She was ill, and had an eating disorder, but was a talented professional artist, devoted housewife and mother. Our family was devestated when she died. Yes, I'd rather that she'd been healthier and lived longer, but it irritates me to know that while she was alive she was the subject of redicule and cruelty.

Most people who are overweight know how the world feels about them. Many of them have astonishing slow metabolism and they've experience failure so many times that they are afraid to try again. The best we can do if we want to be ambassadors for health is to show that being fit doesn't mean being a cruel, hedonistic slob.

Now my advice about therapy wasn't all toungue-in-cheek. I have a background in psychology, and your posts suggests an interesting pathology. Those who obtain extreme pleasure in being abusive, particularly toward those that they already see as weak, suggests that 1) they fear becoming that person, and thus unleash a huge amount of hostility toward them, and/or 2) they fear their own weaknesses and shortcomings and cover them by lashing out at others.

Tell me, oh Oinker, what is your, "shortcoming"? Be careful dear. Size does matter.

first off, let me start by saying i really dont care who you are, what your background is, what source of protein you use for 'bodybuilding' (are we talking about my kind or dimensions magazine kind), nor did i ask. nothing i posted was about specific people, it was simply quotes from what people have said over there, which i find really exemplifies the apathetic nature that is so proudly displayed there.

Secondly, i think 'support groups' like this are a bunch of bullshit, because all they do is have people sit around mope and play the role of the victim while other people comfort them and tell them it is not their fault. This site is filled with people with that mentality, saying their obesity is everyone else's fault but their own. It's the magazines, tv, music, clothing companies, diet industry, fast food industry. heather locklear's dog. the list never ends. it is never their own fault. People there even admit to not doing much to change their lives, but instead want to feel 'comfortable with themselves' as the taxpayers foot their bill for heathcare costs and disability. As if this wasn't bad enough, they have the gaul to form a coalition to get government support in suing the fast food industry, and to get the FDA to start regulating OTC diet aids. Complete and total bullshit. I have *ZERO* sympathy for people with this kind of attitude.

Thirdly, I am so happy that you are proud of your psychological background which probably consists of a class or two in junior college, and go out of your way to give advice to little ol' me Way to go! When are your books gonna be out? And by your rationale, as stated above, I guess white supremacists are afraid of going to bed and one morning waking up a black homosexual that routinely goes to the synagogue...

And Finally, you yell at me for 'making fun of fat people,' but yet you refer to me as '0inker' bit hypocritical dont you think? And i just love when women insinuate a man has a small dick and talks that way, because it really does make you sound incredily stupid. Well, i think you had enough exercise for the week by making your hand sauages (fingers) type so much. Sorry ot make you expend those extra calories that 'society' made you consume...

 

[Zirakzigil]

bum[p

 

[Madd Hatter]

LOL Poink, this is great shit. Thanks for the link to the Fat-ass board, that was good for a laugh as well. Better look out, they're talking about suing you! WTF?!?! Why is that not surprising.


:mp5: Fat people

 

[Lao Tzu]

OMG. i know i shouldn't laugh at this, but i can't help it

http://www.naafa.org/discussion/Forum1/HTML/000425.html

posted 04-02-2002 09:55 PM
those people on elite are really awful. there is this guy named cornholio that says he hates fat people more than terminally ill retarded children. oh why is the world so cruel




Incidentally, isn't cornholio open to the idea that obesity can be caused by metabolism & genetics rather than lifestyle? he made a post about that once.

 

[jstrong20]

I Just wanted to bump the funnies thread I have ever read in my life.lol

 

[p0ink]

The reason I stumbled upon that site in the first place was because of www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com Someone wrote a letter saying how bad, mean, evil, horrendous, maybe even scrumptious and delicious the website owner is. All I do is post what they say (and contrary to some people's posts over there, saying i edit these or make them up, is a complete bunch of bullshit, because everything posted is from from the horses' motuh itself.) and they want to talk shit, diagnose, and maybe even barbeque and enhance my flavor with various toppings such as ranch dressing, cheese, bacon, butter, and sour cream.

 

[PlateheadJim]

Ahhhhh! What a fun thread!

Outstanding thread - this is about as funny as it gets..

 

[p0ink]

it is the happyest day for a pile of chili! it meets a fag! "FLAAAGGGGROOOOOOOOO!!!!" "i love you to chilli pile!!!!!

This was borrowed from www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

tjohns001 wote:

there is this guy named cornholio that says he hates fat people more than terminally ill retarded children. oh why is the world so cruel

Dude that has to be the funniest shit I have ever seen.... Im dying.. Im pissing myself.. lololololol

 

[PlateheadJim]

The Fat Catalog

The Fat Catalog

In order to meet the needs of our obese neighbors and to take their money before they go out and spend it on twinkies I’ve created a special catalog for them. Please understand this catalog is in “Beta” form and new products will be added to it as time allows (provided the catalog is not eaten first).


The Fatmobile

Ever notice the average whale drives a tiny little car? Due to the economics of eating 15000 calories a day and spending the rest of their money on 300 channel satellite tv a larger car simply isn’t affordable.

In order to enhance the driving experience I’ve taken a Volkswagon Beetle and modified it for comfort and additional convenience. This “Fatmobile” has the following features:

- No airbag, their enormous gut will take care of any protection
- Bare metal seats – make it roomier and besides, if you have inches of blubber on your ass why would you need seat pads?
- Sandwich holder, allows them to eat while driving – safely. Nothing is worse than some fat ass drifting all over the road while eating their box of donuts for the morning snack..
- Dark tinted windows, so you can’t see their disgusting face
- Each car will be equipped with a big feed bag in case of emergencies


The GAAAAAP Clothing Line

It’s back to the basics fat ass! That’s right, basic is IN! No more wearing a million fucking ruffles or pictures of cats – that’s out. You’re an obese whale, be proud and wear it with pride! Some highlights of the new clothing line:

- The Whaler – No, it’s not the tasty fish sandwich you stuff down at Burger King. It’s a tent! A big tent that has been modified to meet your needs and allow your big flabby arms to flap about freely. The Whaler comes in Ocean Blue and Porpoise Teal.
- Koolaide – Guess what? This is a tent as well! The Koolaide model is a bright cherry red and when an obese victim on disability from all the cruelty of the Fast Food Industry wears it everybody will look at him/her/it and yell: “HEY KOOLAIDE” just like in the advertisements for this delicious beverage.
- Big Blue – Another fucking tent. Bright Blue of course.
- Clownfit – This tent is special! Multi-colored with bright Yellow/Red/Green and gold tassels. Also comes equipped with a little clown hat that’s just as cute. WARNING: PLEASE KEEP SMALL CHILDREN AWAY


The Toil-e-Tub

How often do you have to smell a fat ass walking by? What on earth is that smell you say.. Sweat, old twinkies.. Nope, it’s probably the remains of a terd stuck between their big fat ass cheeks! The solution? THE TOIL-E-TUB bathtub!! What features allow this situation to be corrected?:

- Extra large bathtub
- Large drain that effectively process large sticky terds

Directions:
- Fill up tub with hot water
- Just shit & bathe – it’s that simple!

 

[mistyp]

Oink, oink.

Interesting reply, Oinker. As you continue to espouse your fascinating verbiage and opinions, you continue to make my point. Pigs aren't just known for being fat, you know. They're also known for being rather foul.

I have a master's in the field of educational psychology. As to my style of bodybuilding, I shudder to think of what "your style" is, what it is that you're lifting, (tall boys? long necks?) or how you're lifting it...or to what end you are lifting it. I don't know what "dimensions" is, but I'm only an amateur body builder, and you being the "professional", you seem to be very familiar with it, so perhaps I'll have to take your word for that comment.

I suspect more and more that you are deeply afraid of being (or becoming) very heavy, and thus your hostility--but you're probably not even THAT complex, are you? I'm guessing more of the 302 disorder series for you - but then you may well have something that's much more axis 2. (When your really smart friend who reads to you reads this, maybe s/he can look that one up).

Regarding support groups, I can only say that whether you think anyone has a right to feel unhappy or not, every human has a right to try to gain some support from others, even when they may have brought their own misery upon themselve through bad luck or bad judgement. But then I suppose your partner/mate already told you that.

Cheers to you, oinker. Have a great day. You've certainly made mine!

 

[tableedge]

ouch

Holy mother of fuck Oinker,
What are you going to say to that. She dissed your fat, white trash, cum guzzling, latently homosexual ass!! WOW! What a flame.
I remember the glory days in second grade when I used to call kids gay because I was too uneduacated to think of real insults. And seriously, if you are fed up with fat people, there is no possible way you can be muscular or fit. Let's be serious, it makes perfect sense. All that weight the fat people carry around is brain mass.
Oh the world is cruel.

 

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Re: Oink, oink.

Interesting reply, Oinker. As you continue to espouse your fascinating verbiage and opinions, you continue to make my point. Pigs aren't just known for being fat, you know. They're also known for being rather foul.

I have a master's in the field of educational psychology. As to my style of bodybuilding, I shudder to think of what "your style" is, what it is that you're lifting, (tall boys? long necks?) or how you're lifting it...or to what end you are lifting it. I don't know what "dimensions" is, but I'm only an amateur body builder, and you being the "professional", you seem to be very familiar with it, so perhaps I'll have to take your word for that comment.

I suspect more and more that you are deeply afraid of being (or becoming) very heavy, and thus your hostility--but you're probably not even THAT complex, are you? I'm guessing more of the 302 disorder series for you - but then you may well have something that's much more axis 2. (When your really smart friend who reads to you reads this, maybe s/he can look that one up).

Regarding support groups, I can only say that whether you think anyone has a right to feel unhappy or not, every human has a right to try to gain some support from others, even when they may have brought their own misery upon themselve through bad luck or bad judgement. But then I suppose your partner/mate already told you that.

Cheers to you, oinker. Have a great day. You've certainly made mine!

*yawn*

Oh, so you don't agree or like the things that I have to say? So that makes me a pig? I am so happy someone so authoritive and judgemental as yourself came here to show me the error of my ways. But I am happy you came here, so you can try to parade and attempt to champion such a noble cause of defending poor health, apathy, and laziness. You don't happen to vote democratic by any chance, do you?

Well, I guess all that money that money spent on at the local community college paid off, even though I know it could have been used for more important things such as cookie dough, golf carts, and michael bolton cd's. Well, if you do have a job and really aren't living off of disability or some other federal aid program, what is it? Since you are obviously so intelligent. Does it involve discussing 'feelings' with elementary school students or telling Manuel to stop hating his parents and carving "Kid Rock" into his arms?

You are kind of throwing me off here by labeling yourself as a bodybuilder, and a vegan one at that. How does that workout? If you are intelligent as you think you are, you should know that vegetarian, let alone vegan diets, are not as healthy as diets that include meat. Secondly, if you are a 'vegan bodybuilder' please tell me how much legumes, soy beans, etc. you consume on a daily basis to meet the general requirement for protein intake of that of a 'bodybuilder' (which I seriously doubt you are). You weren't the one enquiring about whether or not you could use an adult sized 'hippity-hop' were you? Or were you the one saying how great 'exerball' and richard simmons was? As for where I'm at with my training, if you went back a few pages through my 'horrible, nasty, <insert derogatory adjective here> you would know where I started from and where I am currently at with my training. But once again, I am not a bodybuilder. I lift for size and practical strength, because I am very much involved in submission grappling.

Wow, great 'diagnosis' there. Did you manage to copy some random terms from the DSM or your high school psychology textbook? You being the intelligent master's student that you claim to be, should know how difficult it is to diagnose someone without ever meeting them, let alone based upon a handful of posts off of an Internet chatboard. Or did you just ramble off how your shrink diagnosed you? I'm sure those years of students throwing pork rinds and sticks of butter at you, probably left deep emotional wounds on your psyche that you are still, to this day, trying to mend by going out of you way and trying to insult me. there there, it's ok, the neighborhood children will never stop by your house asking if they can borrow a pair of your underwear to make a parachute with again.

You already know my opinion on support groups, so i won't bother trying to change your mind. But once again, if someone chooses to use poor judgement, they should live with the consequences and not bitch and moan about it. You know, like your husband must as he visualizes women under 300 lbs without handles all over their body as he parks his scooter in your airline hanger.

But yet I am happy you burned the 5-10 calories writing your ridiculous response, you must be sweating like the pig you are. Now go back to your busy schedule of washing your body with a rag on a stick and put on a nice clean moo-moo on.

 

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Re: ouch

Holy mother of fuck Oinker,
What are you going to say to that. She dissed your fat, white trash, cum guzzling, latently homosexual ass!! WOW! What a flame.
I remember the glory days in second grade when I used to call kids gay because I was too uneduacated to think of real insults. And seriously, if you are fed up with fat people, there is no possible way you can be muscular or fit. Let's be serious, it makes perfect sense. All that weight the fat people carry around is brain mass.
Oh the world is cruel.

don't forget i know where you live dickhead and well aware how much your mom wants some anal action. her tits will flop out of shirt like tube socks filled with vomit.

 

[MaGilicuti]

no comment

 

[Madd Hatter]

I just want to say this is possibly the funniest thread ever, and I'm honored to be a part of it. It should either be made a sticky or archived.

...if only I was talking to my fat-fuck of a room-mate so I could tell him to visit and read up on a whole fistful of truth.

 

[Norman Bates]

I hope the flaming here goes on a little bit more... it´s really funny

 

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I hope the flaming here goes on a little bit more... it´s really funny

I'm sure once her husband dislodges her body out of the bath tub she'll be back to telling me how bad of a person i truly am