The FAT Chronicles

[satanic goatslayer]

Fat people smell funny* when you roast them on a spit.

* - funny as in the kind of laugh emitted when you see a man being thrown into a grinder while alive.


Turpentine.

 

[ATrollFromTheFatBoard]

Sebass: Gotcha!!!





Goatslayer: I don't know, but from THAT remark, I suspect you smell "funny" all the time.

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

will this stupid thread ever die??

 

[ATrollFromTheFatBoard]

then quit replyin' to it!

LOL!

 

[Gorlim]

fat people make me sick

 

[ATrollFromTheFatBoard]

Well, mean, narrow minded people make me sick ... so we're even.

 

[Sebass67]

Hey...anothers annoyance often equals anothers amusement.

 

[Magnus T Rico]

One of the reasons I HATED aerobics was the thin teachers with beautiful bodies that even after a whole school year of aerobics classes I never got *even one inch closer* to looking like.

Constantly comparing yourself to someone else and finding yourself wanting, especially when you are doing the *same* exercise, makes a lot of larger people discouraged and wanting to quit.

Sebass is right. Make a goal that says something along the lines of "The best body for me". Don't compare yourself to Miss Thang teaching aerobics. What she did may or may not work for you. I don't give a damn what the other guys look like. I ain't building my body for them. I am building it for myself. I train differently from them because I want MY BEST BODY FOR ME. Sure a good deal of them live in the gym, training one part a day. That works for them. It won't get me in line for tickets for the next "Redeye" flight, because I don't won't to look like Arnold, Ronnie, or Gunter. I want to look like me.

 

[2 ton hoss]

BUMP!!

 

[ATrollFromTheFatBoard]

Sebass is right. Make a goal that says something along the lines of "The best body for me". Don't compare yourself to Miss Thang teaching aerobics. What she did may or may not work for you. I don't give a damn what the other guys look like. I ain't building my body for them. I am building it for myself. I train differently from them because I want MY BEST BODY FOR ME. Sure a good deal of them live in the gym, training one part a day. That works for them. It won't get me in line for tickets for the next "Redeye" flight, because I don't won't to look like Arnold, Ronnie, or Gunter. I want to look like me.

Yeah, that is what I am attempting. It doesn't do me any good to try to look the way someone else insists I must look. That only leads to dissatisfaction and quitting. Frankly, if I can do the work I don't care how it looks. A body that can lift 10X more than it did six months ago is a body that can lift 10X what it did six months ago!!

But, as I am starting out with al dente pasta as opposed to any muscle, who knows what the final product will look like!

*gets butt back to gym*