big_bad_buff
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>She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children.
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>Alas, she finally died.
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>Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked The Lord for this very loving woman, offering as his closing comment:
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>"Lord, they're finally together."
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>One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"
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>The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."

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>Alas, she finally died.
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>Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked The Lord for this very loving woman, offering as his closing comment:
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>"Lord, they're finally together."
>
>One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"
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>The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."

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