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The EF Broken Record – A play in two acts by gt
The cast:
Newbie Dumbass Attention Whore (NDAW) – often a disgruntled former EF member.
Mod – EF moderator
Member Sympathetic to Whore (MSW)
Outraged Member (OM)
Act I
NDAW: Poll: How many of you fuck infants?
OM1: This thread is offensive and should be locked. (usually followed by the “mad” smiley)
OM2: You know, I’m all for good humor on the board, but this is over the top. We don’t need this.
OM3 (representing the more vengeful side of the Christian right): Agreed. This kind of shit is what brings the Chat Board down dude!! I hope God fucking kills you!!! (again with the “mad” smiley)
MSW (liberal, but not thrilled with the post, but also not wanting to appear affected): You dudes need to lighten up, it’s just a joke. Anyone who takes this stuff seriously needs to get a life!!!!!
OM2: (desperately trying to maintain diplomacy at this point) Just because I find this offensive, doesn’t mean I have no life. I just think there are some things that shouldn’t be allowed here.
OM3: (now furious with righteous indignation, and quoting MSW) Are you fucking kidding me??? This dude is sick and should be disemboweled!!!
NDAW: (deliriously happy with the threads progress so far, starts to fuel the fire) OM3 you can suck my dick!!! It’s a simple question, if you don’t like it, don’t read or respond. MSW, what’s wrong with these idiots?
MSW: (now less comfortable being on the Whore’s side, ass member outrage grows, starts to back-pedal) Hey dude, I don’t know shit about fucking babies, that’s sick to me. But I think you should be able to post anything you want here, and people shouldn’t take it so seriously.
The thread is locked. End of Act I
Act II
NDAW has started an angry new thread.
NDAW: What fucking pussy mod locked my thread? If threads are locked, the mods should have to post who did it and why. This is fucking bullshit!! CENSORSHIP!!!! EVIL CENSORSHIP!!!
MSW: (partly happy that the “fucking babies” thread is gone, yet outraged by censorship in any form) I can’t believe it dude…..What kind of fascist board is this? George is a pussy if he can’t handle it, fuck him!! And that goes for the dickhead mods too!!!
OM1: (back from lunch and chiming in) Fuck off and die. If you don’t like it, leave.
OM3: (quoting OM!) Exactly. No one wants you here anyway.
Mod: I locked your thread because it was offensive to many board members. I received several PMs from members on this matter. I am only here to enforce George’s rules, not make them. If you don’t like it, take it up with him.
This, and subsequent threads are soon locked. The Attention Whore sends numerous angry PMs to George and other mods, whining and bitching about the terrible injustice that has been thrust upon him on this day, and swears vengeance. Ultimately, he is banned. And, like clockwork, the same shit happens with someone else, roughly two months later.
THE END
The cast:
Newbie Dumbass Attention Whore (NDAW) – often a disgruntled former EF member.
Mod – EF moderator
Member Sympathetic to Whore (MSW)
Outraged Member (OM)
Act I
NDAW: Poll: How many of you fuck infants?
OM1: This thread is offensive and should be locked. (usually followed by the “mad” smiley)
OM2: You know, I’m all for good humor on the board, but this is over the top. We don’t need this.
OM3 (representing the more vengeful side of the Christian right): Agreed. This kind of shit is what brings the Chat Board down dude!! I hope God fucking kills you!!! (again with the “mad” smiley)
MSW (liberal, but not thrilled with the post, but also not wanting to appear affected): You dudes need to lighten up, it’s just a joke. Anyone who takes this stuff seriously needs to get a life!!!!!
OM2: (desperately trying to maintain diplomacy at this point) Just because I find this offensive, doesn’t mean I have no life. I just think there are some things that shouldn’t be allowed here.
OM3: (now furious with righteous indignation, and quoting MSW) Are you fucking kidding me??? This dude is sick and should be disemboweled!!!
NDAW: (deliriously happy with the threads progress so far, starts to fuel the fire) OM3 you can suck my dick!!! It’s a simple question, if you don’t like it, don’t read or respond. MSW, what’s wrong with these idiots?
MSW: (now less comfortable being on the Whore’s side, ass member outrage grows, starts to back-pedal) Hey dude, I don’t know shit about fucking babies, that’s sick to me. But I think you should be able to post anything you want here, and people shouldn’t take it so seriously.
The thread is locked. End of Act I
Act II
NDAW has started an angry new thread.
NDAW: What fucking pussy mod locked my thread? If threads are locked, the mods should have to post who did it and why. This is fucking bullshit!! CENSORSHIP!!!! EVIL CENSORSHIP!!!
MSW: (partly happy that the “fucking babies” thread is gone, yet outraged by censorship in any form) I can’t believe it dude…..What kind of fascist board is this? George is a pussy if he can’t handle it, fuck him!! And that goes for the dickhead mods too!!!
OM1: (back from lunch and chiming in) Fuck off and die. If you don’t like it, leave.
OM3: (quoting OM!) Exactly. No one wants you here anyway.
Mod: I locked your thread because it was offensive to many board members. I received several PMs from members on this matter. I am only here to enforce George’s rules, not make them. If you don’t like it, take it up with him.
This, and subsequent threads are soon locked. The Attention Whore sends numerous angry PMs to George and other mods, whining and bitching about the terrible injustice that has been thrust upon him on this day, and swears vengeance. Ultimately, he is banned. And, like clockwork, the same shit happens with someone else, roughly two months later.
THE END
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(smiley for extra emphasis)...and BTW how exactly do you classify an "infant"? This is important before I can answer your question.
