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One more reason why girls make such lousy Super Heroes
So I was playing Super Heroes vs Evil Monster with my nephews/nieces (Im always the evil monster because apparently my ex gf's have better PR people than I do). The kids enjoy it, and since I dont buy them presents or take them anywhere, it works out well for all of us.
I have my youngest nephew in my impenetrable grasp suspended upside down by his ankles (my gf likes that too btw) thereby negating whatever super powers he's claiming at the moment. Apparently although he can fly, bend steel, and has x ray vision, he mysteriously lacks the ability to make himself upright from that position. It's at this point he pleads to his lil sister "Amazing Girl" (or what ever mislabeled pseudonym shes using at that moment) to come save him before the evil monster eats him(the kids know Im bulking , and it had been 2 hours since breakfast, so he wasn't just being paranoid).
To which she responds "I can't come save you from Uncle Awtie right now, not till my nails dry for St Patricks Day"
And they say its social conditioning
In any case the lad got his first important lesson in being let down by a self obsessed female, which should serve him well later in life
So I was playing Super Heroes vs Evil Monster with my nephews/nieces (Im always the evil monster because apparently my ex gf's have better PR people than I do). The kids enjoy it, and since I dont buy them presents or take them anywhere, it works out well for all of us.
I have my youngest nephew in my impenetrable grasp suspended upside down by his ankles (my gf likes that too btw) thereby negating whatever super powers he's claiming at the moment. Apparently although he can fly, bend steel, and has x ray vision, he mysteriously lacks the ability to make himself upright from that position. It's at this point he pleads to his lil sister "Amazing Girl" (or what ever mislabeled pseudonym shes using at that moment) to come save him before the evil monster eats him(the kids know Im bulking , and it had been 2 hours since breakfast, so he wasn't just being paranoid).
To which she responds "I can't come save you from Uncle Awtie right now, not till my nails dry for St Patricks Day"
And they say its social conditioning
In any case the lad got his first important lesson in being let down by a self obsessed female, which should serve him well later in life
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