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German woman
date 1: you go to your favorite pub where she drinks you under the table and then laughs at your weak ass.
date 2: she drinks you under the table again and then decides to give you a consolation price of aggressive sex
date 3: your eatin brauts and kraut and talking about how modern art is the shit and that american cars could be better if you re-engineered it.
4 years later you've changed your name to Franz, you drive a BmW and live in Achan.
date 1: you go to your favorite pub where she drinks you under the table and then laughs at your weak ass.
date 2: she drinks you under the table again and then decides to give you a consolation price of aggressive sex
date 3: your eatin brauts and kraut and talking about how modern art is the shit and that american cars could be better if you re-engineered it.
4 years later you've changed your name to Franz, you drive a BmW and live in Achan.
